Bella, a girl with sardonic wit and a freshly printed Masters degree, finds work with the Cullen Group, being, what she deems, an overpaid secretary who finds inventors and designers worthy of some funding.

Work should be dull, and would be had she not made one of her trademark, clearly well thought out decisions: she started sleeping with her employeer's son, who is one of her bosses himself, days after meeting him.

Classy Bella, really classy.

She deems him an odd and spoiled rich kid [he is on an insane liquid diet, he has two penthouse apartments for the reason of "just because," as far as she can tell, his sweat tastes like magic (okay she concedes that here, she might be the weird one,)and he comes in to work in suits worth more than her car that are ruined from his runs in Central Park.]

Weirder than all of this, he seems to want a actual relationship with her.

Edward Cullen, a hot-shot and hard-to-hire attorney, is looking for a nanny to watch his niece and nephew, from whom he just gained custody. If they are not driven crazy by the two little devils, they are trying to get in his ‘sexy pants’ and Edward is tired of it. Here comes Isabella Swan, his assistant’s sister, proclaimed tomboy and not able to keep a job for more than 24 hours. By some kind of circumstances, Edward comes to think she is a lesbian,therefore, in his eyes the perfect profile for a nanny. After all, she loves women, or does she?

He scrunches up his nose. "You know, you seemed to like me more when you thought I was dying." I gasp, shocked and embarrassed. "I didn't think you were dying." He's smiling. Like a big toothy smile. Ugh! I can already tell he likes to mess with people. "No, but you sure thought I was in a coma and had amnesia." Dammit! He had me there. BPOV. AH. No Angst

Perpetually down on her luck, things start to turn around for Bella in the strangest of places. Her new job. At a strip club. When a certain … 'Client' takes an interest in her. But how long will that luck last? Romance/Suspense/Humor. AH. BPOV.

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One-shot written for the SU4K compilation. What happens when Emmett McCarty sends his introverted best friend Edward on a date with the girl of his dreams? Emmett has everything planned, even volunteering to take his friend's place manning what he believes to be a 'suicide prevention hotline' at Edward's ultra-conservative Christian university, or so he thinks.

Exchanging Companions is a popular TV show were spouses trade and live at another home for two weeks. When Bella/Jake and Edward/Kate trade places something happens that no one saw coming. What goes on behind closed doors if the conditions are right?