Membership status: Member
Bio:
A free-spirited archaeologist and a shy, absent-minded genius find a 500 year old vampire who thinks she's a goddess. They trying to sneak back to the US, teach her about the modern world, and trying very, very hard not to fall in love with the Dark Goddess. OOC/AU
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward/Jacob
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Supernatural
Series: Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 149098 Read Count: 50406
Date: 28 May 2012 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
Thank you so much for this vacay chappie. I can't wait for more!
Date: 30 Apr 2012 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
First off, I love the nod to 2001: A Space Odyssey!
Apparently a small potato put in a microwave for 10 minutes will also erupt into flames. Or so my friend tells me. I've not tried this at home.
Edward is accepting of Bella and Jake having relations, but I'm looking forward to their discussion of the situation. It's a no-brainier for Bella, but not for them in their lives as they've been raised. There has to be some kind of talk.
Who/what DOESN'T Esme know?!
Pregnant? <_<
Date: 24 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
I loved the visual of Yorkie trying to type. Sounded like many a friend in the USAF trying to type their reports. Nice way to tie up their alibi for Tanya's death.
Big Hmmmm, on Em's chat with Jake. I know he means well, but...
Loved the update! Thank you, Lissa! Huggles and smooches!!
Date: 16 Apr 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Ooooh! A Fae as well? I like it, I like it! (Should I mention he immediately reminded me of a certain cherub?)
I also like how attached the boys are to Bella and vice versa.
Yay for having Rosalie around! W00t for glamour usage.
I'm not used to following stories here, but follow here I must. I love this story and can't wait till you post more. If I weren't such a longtime follower of fic, the ménage aspect might have squicked me out at first, but I truly like the relationship the guys have already, so canon "rules" don't come into play for me.
As usual, every update leaves me looking forward to more.
Date: 16 Apr 2012 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Poor Edward. Determined to be noble for his friend.
So, I was wondering about this:
"Then, she had lost her Chosen to the sugar-blood sickness and it felt as though her heart had died with him."
Her Chosen, eh? One of her priests who got to get and give "special cuddles"? (Waggles eyebrows) it must have been a helluva thing for a vamp to lose someone to diabetes.
Author's Response:
*grin* Right. The "Chosen" were priests that she took as lovers. (And I had wondered if people would understand what ailment he had. Thanks!)
Date: 20 Apr 2012 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
"A creature stranger than he was. How remarkable"
Aw... Poor Edward! What a sad childhood and life he's had.
""Bella zzzzt," she replied, and glared at the power outlet. "Not okay.""
LOL! LOL! LOL!
I do like this Jacob. How very strange. Thank goodness Bella and Edward finally got their freak on! Date: 24 Apr 2012 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
I love that we got to hear more from Bella. Also liking that Jake isn't involved with her just yet, even if Edward would accept it. I'm really not sure what Rose was hoping to accomplish in her jealousy, but I guess we all do silly sometimes.
Poor Edward. Tanya was a selfish bitch.
Oooh! I can't wait to see if Bella is the one with a special destiny and how that will be fulfilled. Hmmm, is Alice also a Fae?
Date: 26 Apr 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
Loved this visual. "
"...It coughed and shook like an elderly dog trying to dry its fur. Bella gave a little squeal of delight at the bouncing."
This made me laugh big time.""More!" Bella cried and clapped her hands. "More!"
"Here, Bella, look at the naked girls," Edward said and handed her the Playboy."
Love this SFM. Tankoo for all your time and effort, Lissa!
Date: 02 May 2012 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
Aww! She sang for Edwurr... <3
PIE was wondering how you'd get Alice into the mix, and Jasper! You dog, you!
"Bella looked at all three men, wearing identical hostile expressions. She reached over and smacked Jasper on the back of the head.
"Ow!""
Bwahahahahahaha! Love Bella! Don't mess with her guys. Shell mess you up!
Tanya keeps digging herself further down. Good place for her!
Love this! Thanks for the update when you have editing to do.
Date: 07 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
Oh dear! I was wondering when they would be outed as a "threesome" to others. Shit is definitely hitting the fan! Time to get the hell outta Dodge.
Poor Alice has never had a normal relationship in her life and now she nearly gets fried. Is she going to have some sort of "Come to Goddess" moment now, some sort of epiphany? One can only hope. That and maybe Esme will realize these people aren't her friends and aren't important enough to keep subjecting Edward to their shit.
Loved it, BTW. Also loved that someone used the word "instinctive". No one uses it anymore. It bugs the crap out of me that EVERYone uses the word "instinctual" no matter what. /rant
Date: 14 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
Cliffy! Aaahhhh!
Poor Bella thinking about the festivities after bringing rain in the past.
Emmie is no security guard. Gah!
I love updates <3
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! You can't leave us there!
(thank gods Tanya is dead btw)
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22
I knew it was coming, but what a relief that Edwurr was turned. I hadn't thought about him gaining color vision, but how cool for him! His already stellar mind is now vampiric... Possibilities!!
Date: 28 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23
Huh. Lots of things happening all at once. I really liked the Edward/Esme chat. Very nice. Poor Edward, being newly turned does seem to have some drawbacks.
Date: 09 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26
Wait, what? How did I miss this update? I'll blame being out of town. So sorry!
I found Jane's discussion of Ancient vs. Elder vampire very interesting. Have I missed it before? I love hearing things about these different vamps.
The Scooby gang are on their way to help, yay!
Date: 09 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27
I just love this Bella. If she can't zzzap them into submission, she'll just kill 'em the good old fashioned way. She doesn't seem to mind.
LOLs when she went to flip them off and Edward's taking the time to correct her just before the death match. Good for Edward in figuring out he can fight back with his own mad skills. Bless Esme for her foresight.
Love the updates! Keep on truckin with those edits and keep your eyes on the prize.