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Bella Swan has just one mission; to save her childhood best friend from the clutches of Hollywood. She's got her work cut out for her, but she'll do it, even if she has to do things that she really doesn't want to. Written purely for laughs.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, J's Read and Loved Stories
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11080 Read Count: 119831
Date: 30 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
Omg I love it !!! He is so funny giving her a hard time. He likes her touching him and now he wants her to shower him.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 45: Chapter 45
Awww. Hun just want to tell you how much I appreciate you putting the chapters up while your rl is crazy and I am hoping you and your family are doing well you are in my prayers.
Date: 30 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
Triangles are in healthy since when lol.
Date: 30 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
That is too funny. Awww she won't be alone with him much longer.
Date: 30 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
Interesting way to get him out.
Date: 30 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22
Love, love love geeky Edward with glasses is always a plus.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 41: Chapter 41
That is funny she kicked him in the balls :).
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 42: Chapter 42
11 years is a long time. He deserves the beating.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 43: Chapter 43
Perv stealing her panties.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 44: Chapter 44
Lol this to funny. But now they have year of misunderstandings to make up for.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38
Fucking Jacob black and his cock blocking ways. Can we casterate him for ruling the reunion of these two great kids.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39
Oh she is out for blood and I don't blame her.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 40
Near the cliff nice she can push him off. I cry when I get angry also.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35
Uh oh does not sound good. But I doubt any harm will come to the pretty.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36
Lol good therapy technique.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37
She got married and broke his heart awwww.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33
Edward drooling and snoring I can imagine.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34
Good answer Bella hell no is right. He is a looser that's why he is a virgin.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31
Mr. Happy that is cute. Not even one beer when hauling precious cargo there.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32
She is right boy can't hold his liquor.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30
Edward does not have a hairy ass he has a very nice ass. And if Charlie does not want to wash him I will gladly volunteer.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29
Charlie reading gossip rags is just too funny.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28
She is playing him with her silence so she can use all she knows about him against him.
Date: 02 May 2013 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27
Horny fucker haha I love her inner monologue. His poor shins. I so love this story.
Date: 27 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
He is a light weight haha. I love all the rumors flying already.
Date: 27 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Omg that is just wrong. What could the police have.
Date: 27 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Lol this is hilarious.
Date: 27 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Oh this is too funny. Love it.
Date: 27 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
I love the response to the tv talking about the reporters and the eyewitness.
Date: 27 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I can't wait if she was laughing to hard to see the screen.
Date: 04 May 2013 Title: Chapter 59: Chapter 59
Oh but shower sex is so much fun.
Date: 04 May 2013 Title: Chapter 63: Chapter 63
That is too funny he is a big kid.
Date: 04 May 2013 Title: Chapter 64: Chapter 64
I loved it and you want to bring them back later that would be awesome him a stay at home dad with a few kids.
Date: 04 May 2013 Title: Chapter 62: Chapter 62
Lol but who would marry his dumbass.
Date: 04 May 2013 Title: Chapter 61: Chapter 61
She proposing is just perfect for them.
Date: 04 May 2013 Title: Chapter 60: Chapter 60
She has him back and now she wants to kick him out.
Isabella del Cigno (21) is the daughter of the infamous mob boss, Charlie del Cigno (Cigno means swan in Italian). He's ruthless, cunning and deadly. The FBI wants to put an end to him but can't ever find enough evidence linking to him back to various crimes. Isabella is just as cunning and deadly but she lives the life of the mafia elite - fast cars, endless money and anything her heart desires, except freedom from the tyranny of her father. Charlie doesn't want his only child to be killed by his arch enemies, the Volturi, so Isabella is closely guarded.
Edward Cullen (26) is a special agent in the FBI. He's chosen to infiltrate the del Cigno Syndicate of the mob. He works his way through the ranks and is eventually hired as Bella's bodyguard. Initially, he can't stand Bella - he thinks she's a whiny, self-centered, enabled b*tch. Then, she gets shot at and Edward knows he was chosen for this mission for a specific reason. Yes, he wants to bring down the del Cigno Syndicate but he must save Isabella, who has a secret of her own...
How can Edward fulfill his obligation for the FBI but still keep the girl?
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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read, Stories I've Already read, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Dumbi's Most Wanted, Bella's Must Reads!, Stories I've read, Tufano79 Stories
Chapters: 201 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 240258 Read Count: 1130031
Date: 11 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35
That was a good story. I hope rehab helps
Date: 11 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34
Very awesome. They look good together and are good for each other.
Date: 22 Jul 2013 Title: Chapter 98: Chapter 98
I can say I am glad Edward killed him he deserved to die.
Date: 11 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33
Oh yeah he wants her bad!!! I love how demetri is disgusted by renata and she was bummed that Edward was taken but I doubt that would stop her like with Riley.
Date: 11 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32
Renata is a skank for sure. Aro is super creepy. I am glad Charlie played up the whole boyfriend thing.
Date: 29 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 66: Chapter 66
I understand where both of them were coming from
Date: 06 Sep 2013 Title: Chapter 133: Chapter 133
Omg rose is coming to the house what will Emmett think about seeing her again know she is a fed with his love win out over her lying. I knew Charlie wanted out. Ugh so much is going on I can't wait to see what happens.
Date: 06 Sep 2013 Title: Chapter 132: Chapter 132
Oh my gosh this is just so sad.
Date: 06 Aug 2013 Title: Chapter 110: Chapter 110
Carino on his shoulder is a cute picture. He is going to be naughty in the office.
Date: 29 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 65: Chapter 65
Awww just make me cry glad no one is here right now. I love this.
Date: 01 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
She has yet to think he is the same as her mysterious stranger. Gotta love Emmett.
Date: 29 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 64: Chapter 64
Trying to get him to go skinny dipping the temptress will not give up.
Date: 23 Jul 2013 Title: Chapter 99: Chapter 99
Yeah nearly being raped takes the fun out of things. I understand why Angie is the way she is.
Date: 14 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38
Ro that is a cute nickname I wonder if she will mention it to Carlisle.
Date: 14 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37
I liked this chapter it shows more of Edwards background.
Date: 14 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 40
He is so sweet being there for her.
Date: 12 Aug 2013 Title: Chapter 113: Chapter 113
At least Edward wants help. And I do hope Bella can forgive him.
Date: 12 Aug 2013 Title: Chapter 112: Chapter 112
Uh oh not good. Lot of crap be hitting the fan.
Date: 14 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39
Hehe Emmett has got it bad for ro.
Date: 14 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36
That is too funny Edward the romantic. She is going to seduce him into that kiss.
Date: 07 Sep 2013 Title: Chapter 135: Chapter 135
I can understand he is upset Edward was his bro and he was thinking he used Bella and that hurt him. But I want to see him and rose interact.
Date: 07 Sep 2013 Title: Chapter 134: Chapter 134
Wow he actually let people touch him he must be out of it. I have faith Bella will be fine.
Date: 10 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29
He will be there for her. That is sad for Jacob losing his dad like that. Ugh making me feel bad for Jacob how dare you !!!
Date: 10 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30
Wow he told her his story he must really trust her. Volturi is there that is not good.
Date: 10 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28
He could touch me any day. Sexy ward in his workout gear.
Date: 08 Sep 2013 Title: Chapter 136: Chapter 136
I hope she is ok.
Date: 09 Aug 2013 Title: Chapter 111: Chapter 111
He is getting naughty. Having sex on Charlie's desk and up against the window. He has came a long way.
Date: 27 Aug 2013 Title: Chapter 124: Chapter 124
Oh I don't feel sorry Heidi once Seth and Emmett get done with her maybe they will get something useful out of her.
Date: 27 Aug 2013 Title: Chapter 123: Chapter 123
I am glad he is being honest with her for the most part. Glad to see Jane in jail. I wish they could get aro and his group and put them in the darkest pits and lose the key.
Date: 27 Aug 2013 Title: Chapter 122: Chapter 122
He is just so damn sexy.
Date: 27 Aug 2013 Title: Chapter 121: Chapter 121
I had a feeling Angela had ulterior motives hmm not sure if Bella should forgive her or not Bella does not need more drama in her life maybe with some good graveling she could eventually forgive her if she truly means it.
Date: 01 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Oh yeah I saw the pics like the body. Seth is gay nice !
Date: 06 Jul 2013 Title: Chapter 77: Chapter 77
I love her she is such an awesome mom. Yeah I knew Edward would win but I am sure Bella will find a way to pleasure him.
Date: 06 Jul 2013 Title: Chapter 76: Chapter 76
Charlie really is a good guy that is sweet what he does for Mario's family.
Date: 01 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
That was a quick second thought there. I am lovin it.
Date: 30 May 2013 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Enter Edward the sexy stranger nice.
Date: 30 May 2013 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
King dong that is too funny. Seth is cute but dumb sometimes that is the best kind.
Date: 30 May 2013 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
I love it she is funny.
Date: 01 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Emmett is her brother she just knew it. Very good so far.
Date: 01 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
That is sad they lost some guys but that put Edward right where he belongs.
Date: 04 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
Wow he was shot poor thing. Well now he is better and his shot more deadly. I bet Carlisle is more careful now.
Date: 04 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
Awww my heart just breaks for him.
Date: 04 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
Hot and sexy. Finally a touch he does not coil away from.
Date: 04 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
He will fit in just fine. I wonder what he will think when he finds out his little one is the one he is to guard.
Date: 05 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15
Yes his little one he has got it bad for her. I love Emmett he is cute.
Date: 05 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16
Oh my gosh !!! That was intense. Loved it.
Date: 05 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
Wow she ran away from Edward not what I was expecting first she wanted him now she is running from him.
Date: 05 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
Nice tattoos I like them. Edward in nothing but boxer what a nice view Bella got.
Date: 05 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
Charlie is funny I like him.
Date: 08 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
He may have got her to see reason for a minute any way.
Date: 08 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
They are so cute together.
Date: 08 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22
Yeah the feet that's are interesting never seen anything like that before. She will try and be good.
Date: 08 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23
Agree with ya there I am a naughty voyeur.
Date: 08 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24
Naughty Bella trying to distract poor Edward. How will he handle a hair cut hopefully the barber is not to touchy feely.
Date: 08 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
That is cute I love him he is adorable calling Edward a Irishmen.
Date: 08 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26
Poor Edward having to get his haircut must have been torture at least he looks hot.
Date: 08 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27
Oh I can't to see him get his hands on her.
Date: 20 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 41: Chapter 41
I am glad Bella is going to take things slow with Edward.
Date: 20 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 42: Chapter 42
That was cute Edward is all nervous. His impatient little one. There is not much Charlie has not done so there is plenty of room for fun.