New mother JJ is having a problem that is interfering with her ability to do a press conference and Hotch thinks he has the answer as they improvise for lack of better resources.  Chapter 2 is non-dairy so pretty much squick free.

WARNING:  Potential squick fic and I'm also labeling it as a crack fic b/c I'm thinking a least one person will wonder what I was smoking when I wrote this.  More info inside.