WORD! I'm Dani. I'm dyslexic; unorganized; uncoordinated; if I can find socks to wear in the morning, they typically don't match; I've got a two year old lil boy that I ADORE; my hubs is a TOTAL hottie and looks like a you took Robert Pattinson's body and stuck Caleb Followill's head on it (at least thats what my best friend says, I'll take it). Plus, he's a musician... HELLO! He's got those super hot drummer/guitarist arms and I swear when I see him play... mmmhhhmmm naughty things happen in my nether regions.

I REFUSE to write stories from two perspectives and continually go over the same crap, just from diff views. I hate that. If I'm going to write from two perspectives, it won't be the same parts over and over. I don't typically like stories that take place in highschool becuase to be 100 honest, you couldn't pay me enough to go back to that place, so why on EARTH would I write about it? Nope. Defo not happenin.

I'm a photographer, and you can see my stuff at www.fullviewphoto.blogspot.com if you're interested. You won't hurt my feeeelin's if you're not.

I've had quite a few of my own personal tragedies in life, so I write a lot of humor.

REC'S - I love it when peeps recommend stories to me, ESPECIALLY funny ones. I like quirky Edwards and Bellas. BUT, if you rec a story to me that makes rape, or abuse of any sort, look like smut... you can bet your ass I will slam you. That is just awful. SSSSOOOOO... that's me! Enjoy! Feel free to PM me or whatever with questions, concerns, you know the drill.

Random Facts:
-I absolutely DESPISE hearing someone say "I could care less." It's "I couldn't care less" UGH! Saying "could" means that you actually have some care left in you. Drives. Me. Crazy.
-My husband is allergic to peanuts and it terrifies him. That's all fine and good but I find myself CONTASNTLY correcting him because he's not "hypo-allergenic to peanuts". I swear to God he says that. And then gets embarrassed when I correct him. Like I'm the one who fucked up in the first place.
-I have an unhealthy crush on Robert Pattinson and have ever since I saw him play Cedric Diggory. I loved the Twilight books when my friend turned me on to them and when I found out that HE was playing Edward, the Rice Crispies I was eating sort of came up through my nose.
-I practically live in Cookie Monster slippers all winter long.
-I, like... LIVE on Google and Facebook.
-I love compliments, but when I hear them I have no idea what to do with them.
-I've got a potty mouth and when I say my crap is rated M, it's got that rating for a reason. I take Jesus and God's names in vain WAY more than I should if I expect to make it to Heaven or whatever.
-I wasn't kidding before when I said my socks rarely match.
-I hate it when you see someone put "6" in their story instead of "six" (or other numbers... whatever.)
-I have ADD and was diagnosed in the first grade, before doctors got all Ritalin happy and started giving that shit out like effing party favors. Instead, I went through a year of testing and counseling sessions and all that trash before they eventually put me on medication. I no longer take it and I'm a lot more fun this way.
-I tap my nose or forehead with my index finger when I think and my best friend thinks it's the most adorable thing ever. She does not, however, think it's cute that when I don't know what something is, I yell "What the fuck is that shit?" She swears I'm the only one who says that. I think she's wrong.
-I think the worst part of winter is cold toilet seats.
-I spend entirely too much time on Facebook because I crave adult interaction. There's only so much toddler conversation I can handle during the day.
-I refuse to go to male doctors because I feel like their lack of estrogen and ovaries (and uterus' for that matter) make them slightly stupid when it comes to diagnosing any female. It's not PMS you ass-tard.
-My favorite shows are (in showing order) Chuck, Scrubs, and The Office. BEST. SHOWS. EVER.

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Links to "Whada We Do Now"

Chap 1 & 2

Bella http://www.polyvore.com/bella_chap/set?id=14126367

Edward http://www.polyvore.com/edward_chap/set?id=14126515

Jasper and Alice http://www.polyvore.com/chap/set?id=14126741

Rosalie and Emmett http://www.polyvore.com/chap/set?id=14126857

Chap 3 -

Bella 's yoga clothes http://www.polyvore.com/bellas_yoga_clothes/set?id=14126997

Chap 5 -

Edward and Bella dinner clothes http://www.polyvore.com/chap/set?id=14132011 

Alice and Jasper dinner clothes http://www.polyvore.com/alice_jasper_chap/set?id=14133101

Charlie and Sue dinner clothes http://www.polyvore.com/charlie_sue_ch/set?id=14481948

Chap 7-

Rosalie's ring http://www.polyvore.com/rose_ring_chap/set?id=16197850