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Edward is a twenty-seven year old Biology teacher at Forks High School. He is responsible for teaching Sex-Ed and sharing information on the prevention of STDs, STIs, and pregnancy. What happens when Mr. Cullen doesn't practice what he preaches? When one of his star students figures out his problem, will she make his life a living hell? See what funny things unfold in this laughter filled disaster! AH/Rated M

New-kid-in-school Bella is on a delicate, yet highly dangerous, mission. A mission to break and seduce one of the members of the Cullen-Collective - those pretty, pale, (possibly extraterrestrial) rich kids at Forks High. Her target? The mysteriously silent, stone-faced, long-tall-and-lickable, Mr. Crankypants - AKA Jasper Hale. AU, language, adult situations. 1st Pl Best One Shot in the 2014 Non-Canon Awards!

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 "Tell me about my mother," those five simple words had sealed his fate and there was nothing anyone could do, except maybe his mother. Anthony is a 15 year old boy whose best friends are his cousins and longingly seeks his father's approval oh but let's not forget he is the princess of darkness and lust in a race for the throne against his cousins that is until the dreams start.

He’s a famous actor and she was just a young girl living in a small town. They met fell in love, had sex, and he left her. it’s been a about 4 years since her parents have seen her, and the world has seen him out there being…himself. After his family urges him to go back to the place where this all started, he goes there. When a little girl knocks into him around town, can he really figure out what he left behind? Short Chapters. 

The Sequel to MAGIC. Ranger and Stephanie return from their honeymoon and start their life as husband and wife. And someone is determined to tear them apart. Theme Song: Gypsy by Ronan Hardiman.

“But Carlisle we want to meet her now.” Alice whined.
“Does she have to smell like strawberries? It’s almost syrupy sweet.” Rosalie hissed.
“Strawberries and chocolate, and it’s absolutely perfect!!!!!” Edward called out while Emmett and Jasper both nodded their heads.
“Oh she is so adorable my love, is she staying permanently? Please Carlisle?” Esme pleaded.
“I know you want to meet her but like I said on the phone she wanted to meet everyone individually so that she could get a feel for the atmosphere of conflicting personalities. Now I asked that Esme meet her first then Rose and Alice, then the boys. So will you please stop crowding her your behavior could be damaging to her psyche.” Carlisle gently commanded.
They were all in range of my ability and the conflict was weighing on me drastically. They argued for a bit longer and I couldn’t take it any longer. I let a scream escape my mouth then latched on to militant personality of Jasper.
“Freeze all of you. You, you, you and you go away now!” I shouted at the women and Carlisle. “I apologize for my rudeness but I can’t take the conflict right now. I will meet you all later and apologize thoroughly then.” I was seething and needed to eliminate the stress. I felt one of the boys step forward and I raised a hand before speaking. “Don’t move a muscle. I’ll get to you one at a time.” I commanded.

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan have been dating since her first year in his English class. Everything about their relationship has been hidden because of their age difference.  2 years later and they are still together while she is only 17. When Bella ends up pregnant Edward knows he has to confess about the baby being his but he knows he will lose everything when doing so.  Can he really risk his job, his life and his girl?

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Seth is attacked and left to die in the woods. Who would do this to him, and what happens when a certain vampire follows a trail of temptation to the broken boy? Will his attacker find him and finish the job, or will a new bond protect him from harm?

WARNINGS: Some adult language, violence. M just to be safe.

A woman is having a great experience; or is she?

Edward is a single father and a police officer in Rock Island, Il. His new neighbor is his boss, Mike. What happens when Edward thinks Mike is beating his wife, Bella? Can Edward help save Bella? Does Bella need to be saved? Written for Jess2002, happy birthday to our friend. AH/M

Ned's stuck cleaning up another imbecilic mess. Some days it seems like he's more of a janitor, than the head of security

Aaron and Dave share some special moments together during the winter season, including Hot Apple Cider, Sugar Cookies, and Candy Canes. Written for the FB Christmas Smut Challenge. Heavy Slash. Over 18 only please.

When Hotch finally breaks, Rossi is there to put the pieces back together. Warning - SLASH! Hotch/Rossi.  Originally posted 02/08/2010 - 02/18/2010.

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Edward Cullen is a movie-star, born into the life of fame and fortune, but always wishing for something else. When his girlfriend Bella publicly humiliates and hurts him, he eventually finds the opportunity to look for something better; something that deep down he always wanted. Rated M for adult scenes (slash).  

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Twilight characters, but am merely borrowing them for this story.

How I felt the night and ongoing story should have gone at the end of Season 8, Episode 8 "The Wheels of the Bus".  This story will contain spoilers for anyone that has not watched Criminal Minds up to this point. 

Penelope Garcia and David Rossi developing romance and friendship. 

There are scenes of light spanking and slight restraint, all of which is consenual.  Please skip if that will bother you.  I will post warnings for any chapters that this occurs in.

The Cowboy Way written by Tonya Manning, Eamc Fl Sunshine, Michelle Keen Blansett, Tami Putvin, and Crisvely Soto. This is just something us girls are writing for our favorite Butterfly ever.

AU Rosalie and Alice have been without a mate since waking up into their new lives, until Bella and Angela Swan roll into the school parking lot. They seem human but what about their reflexes, beauty, and appetite for only meat? Will they be able to make it through that which is unheard of? Will love triumph over everything else? RosaliexBella AlicexAngela Femslash  This story is exactly how it was posted on FanFiction so my authors notes are geared toward that. So ignoring authors notes are probably in order.

Just a little drabble for all the Ladies on the Snape and Hermione Shipper Forever Facebook page. Snape enjoys a little "me time".

WARNING - NOT FOR KIDS !!!

Bella Swan has just been accepted with a full scholarship to one of America's most prestigious private scholls, Forks Academy. Centered in you guessed it Forks, Washington where the rich and famous are molded into the future generations of entertainment and industy; also where many surprises lurk inside.

Contains: Futanari,smut, crossdressing, bdsm, fem slash, MxM, fem x futa, and a few other fetishes.

A little love story with a lot of pain.

A two-chapter Babe story with a HEA. Stephanie Plum and Ranger made their choices and accepted the changes. Theme Song: On My Way Home by Enya.

Crossover challenge accepted. Main pairing will be Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds and Jethro Gibbs from NCIS. (be merciful, they are both strong characters, LOL) Going to be a short story, multi-chapter set in the past. Hope I do them all justice. Romance/Friendship orientated story. Other possible pairing my occur. 

To the Cullen family

Yesterday I found out who really cared and who did not. I respect what you are Esme and Carlisle. But that is only for your title that I hold that respect. Alice and Edward bumping uglies with each other under your own roof? ... C'mon ...How could you not know, they always sent poor Jazz off to hunt or get something for her. She is gone, I hear. Well to Jazz I say more power to you cowboy. Wish you were mine. You would be a hell of lot happier, heheheeeee. Anyway. Rosie, dear sister. Thank you for yesterday. Emmett you as well, you big lummox. You will always be my brother bear. And Rosie will always be my sister who always made me feel pretty. I will miss you both. But a lone star needs to find their own special place to hang. So I bid you all ado. I will always love those that love me. But Edward better stay away. Because I know how to hurt him. and I will, Caius said he would make sure it happens. Bye Emmett, bye Rosalie. God bless you both with good and wholesome lives. Love always to my two homies and Jazz.

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An extremely unpleasant one-chapter Cupcake story with major character death and no HEA. Stephanie Plum made her choice that changed her life forever. Babes, relax. Ranger is safe and sound and still very much alive. He may be a little upset, though.

Short story on how Wolfstar began :) Little bit of Jily thrown in there. Each chapter is exactly both sides of a piece of leaf paper... Life's funny little quirks!  FINISHED!

Edward is a famous actor. Bella is his cousin's roommate. They meet, again. He doesn't trust her. She doesn't like him.

What happens when a beautiful melody awakens you in the middle of the night? Please R&R!

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5 years after NM Jasper is back in the south. Due to his 2nd in command, things come about that will change the vampire world forever. Good or bad he doesn't care and only two things are certain; he won't be alone and she will be perfect... no matter the cost.

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'It is decreed that the mate of the heir to the crown of the Dark Kingdom will be of human flesh born of pain, loss and hate.' Follow the dark prince as he finds his mate and seeks revenge on the one that harmed her.    

A collection of quirky little one-chapter stories. If you believe a hairy man who has once cuffed a woman to her shower curtain rod and trashed her apartment deserves to be happy, you'd better not read this story. Babe HEA, of course. Theme Song: Don't You Want Me by The Human League.

One shot challenge fic. Snape and Hermione are forced together on a photo shoot for a Romance novel. Real sparks ignite.

I'm nothing but a monster fed with flaming fury and running with bloody hands. There is no hope left, until one harmless glance chances logic and binds two enemies together in a twist of fate. Can the escape from this hell be found in an irresistible dimpled grin? Or is this another dark, dirty trick of my own mind? A forbidden passion, heat, and intense anger—this is no fairytale.

Anna got more than she bargained for when her best friend became the love of her life.

Edward keeps messing up a scene in his new movie, DiverCity. Carlisle, as Assistant Director, suggests a different way to get the performance of a lifetime. However, when 'Cut' is finally announced, the scene continues. WARNING THREESOME

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.  All characters have been borrowed and played with. Sadly at the end of the day, I must return them to their original packaging. I do not own any of them

Bella works at an ice cream parlour and lives a life that constantly leaves her in problematic situations. Edward Masen, fireman and regular customer at Bella's work, seems like the perfect candidate to help out.

Answer to the Flower Challenge fic on ff.net.  It's a friendship fic for David Rossi and Emily Prentiss.  It can be looked at as maybe romantic, if you squint at it.  LOL

It's set after Emily Prentiss' return to the team after the Lauren episode so possible spoilers if you haven't watched up to that episode yet.

He has been there for her watching as she came appart each time her heart was broken, he showed her what a real loving man was. 

Gibbs has had enough of the bickering and choses a way to deal with it.

Bella is strong, independent & a fighter. She goes to Forks hiding from her past only to meet Edward. With people going missing is it possible that the darkness she's running from has followed her across country? My version of Twilight but a lot is still canon. 

Bella didnt expect to be seduced by Esme.

Bella, Jasper and Rose spend a summer in Spain...and nothing is as they expected...

In Breaking Dawn Alice and Jasper disappear, but we never see what happens on their journey.  Here's a brief look at what may have happened...

It's not a hobby, it's a way of life. Life in the Rodeo is a circus and sometimes it's a bit like a soap opera. Jasper knows his friend, Edward, needs to be distracted after the death of his father, riding the rodeo will be just the thing he needs. When Alice's long lost best-friend returns from the north with problems of her own, will the two of them be just what the other needs. 

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A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever  happened to them. ExB AH 

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An accident on his part leads to Demetri becoming the caregiver to a young human teenager. What will he do when his charge is in danger after a decade of making his life hell? Turn his back and be rid of her, or has what started as an obligation become too important to him to lose? Story told in a series of flashbacks. DPOV/AU/OOC/OS 

Bella Swan's intrigued by vampires. Edward Cullen's bored and alone. What happens when they meet? AU, vampire. Inspired by Katy Perry's ET.

Bella Swan is offered the job of a lifetime. The personal assistant to one Hollywood's biggest A-listers. When she begins to develop feelings for her boss Edward Cullen will she be able to handle all his personal requests or will his domineering behavior cause her to run from her chance at true love. Story will contain, language and themes of domestic discipline including spanking.

"The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds" - Nicholas Sparks. A reclusive artist and a musician embark on a journey in NYC, but with their own twist. ExB Mature