[Report This]Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:08 PM Title: Chapter 9
Oh my God that was hilarious. I can't believe that Snuffy would be such a slut as to use a sex toy in the shop, that's definitely grounds for dumping. Yeah, yeah, I know Jasper was caught out too if she really thinks about it, but still at least he did his fooling around in private.
On the upside for Maggot, I think she's found her next victim..erm, I mean boyfriend, lol.
Jane x
[Report This]Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:07 PM Title: Chapter 8
That was so effin hot. When the car door opened I thought Jasper was about to be arrested and there was Edward, lol. So things turned out better for Jasper than he thought. Surely now he has to go home and dump gold digging Maggot.
Jane x
[Report This]Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:06 PM Title: Chapter 7
Lol, at least Maggot's new toy is making her happy and keeping her away from Jasper. I think Jasper should just tell her the engagement's off and he's gay, lol, blunt and maybe a bit cruel but at least there's no room for any misunderstandings.
Jane x
[Report This]Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:05 PM Title: Chapter 6
Oh. My. God. Maggot (loved that auto corrected review) is a gold digging Barbie whore personified. If only Jasper, and his Mum, knew. Some people will do or put up with anything for money.
Edward really doesn't know how right he is about Maggot (I'm sorry but it's stuck in my head and every time I read the word Maggie it just makes me laugh and gets automatically replaced with Maggot). She must have a negative IQ to think that Edward likes her and not notice he's gay.
I'm glad that Jasper is finally thinking about ending it with Maggot. He could get Edward round to help him redecorate and they could have a celebratory bonfire with the satin sheets, lol.
Jane x
[Report This]Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:04 PM Title: Chapter 5
How rude of that customer to come in and spoil things for them when it was just getting good, lol.
Jasper really needs to get rid of Maggie. It's his life and if he doesn't want to get married then he shouldn't, he's going to be effin miserable with her.
Jane x
[Report This]Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:03 PM Title: Chapter 4
Lol, Maggie's a moronic idiot, duh, does she not realise that she's used clit vibes so much that she's de-sensitised herself so that even the most powerful vibrator isn't going to get her off. She needs to do the worst thing she could ever imagine but Jasper would love...she needs to abstain *gasp* lol, she'd never do it. Anyway we all know that Jasper needs to dump her arse, even Edward said so and if Jasper's been brought up properly, which I suspect he has, he'll do as he's told, bwahahahaha!
I'm loving all these toys...real and imaginary. Think of the sqweeler, you should really go into toy design, you could make a fortune.
Jane x
[Report This]Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:03 PM Title: Chapter 3
Bwahahahahaha! How glad am I that I don't have to wait for the update.
Jasper in Armani? Does he have a fabulous job or is he wealthy? Why does he feel he has no choice about this relationship with Maggie?
Jane x
[Report This]Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:02 PM Title: Chapter 2
Maggie is so thick. She talks like a total moron putting 'like' into her sentences all the time. She obviously can't string enough words together without using that four letter word to form a proper sentence.
Edward already knows in ten minutes what she hasn't worked out in seven months. Why did Jasper propose or if Maggie proposed why did Jasper say yes? God, I can't get over how moronic she is, lol you could take the piss out of her something rotten and she wouldn't have a clue.
Jane x
[Report This]Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:01 PM Title: Chapter 1
Lol, I think a squicked out Jasper needs to dump Maggie's arse before they get married, no 'sexual expert' is going to breathe life into that relationship besides it looks as though Jasper may have found someone better, ahem.
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:56 PM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
Congrats on your wins they are well deserved. I really love this Emmett and would love to know what he got up to while Edward was away. Did he test out any of the merchandise? Great chapter. Thank you for writing.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:55 PM Title: Outtake #2 Jasper's Second Piercing
Loved the flashback with Edward's piercing. We need an outtake of how nerdward became toyward. Or an outtake of the frustration they have over 6 weeks of healing time. Edward does have a toy store that could come in handy. Great chapter. Thank you for writing.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:54 PM Title: Outtake #1 The Stool
I've missed the boys. Thank you for the outtake.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:54 PM Title: Chapter 23
The most shocking thing in the whole chapter was not Emmett in a brides maid's dress or the fact that Rose said dick in the presense of the justice of the peace. No, the most shocking moment was when the female cab driver told them to stop making out in the backseat. I for one don't believe it happened. I for one would have taken the detour through Oregon before I made them stop. It is all about pleasing the customer.
I can't wait til Greece. Thank you for sharing this hilarious story and I hope you continue to be inspired to write many others in the future.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:52 PM Title: Chapter 22
Great chapter. See you tomarrow.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:52 PM Title: Chapter 21
I hope part of Edward's plan is to obtain a couple of togas for the trip. Loved it. Thank you for writing.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:49 PM Title: Chapter 19
I hope we all get to go see Bella together! (NEVER thought I would say that!) I just want to watch as Jasper gets his piercings. Great chapter. Thank you for writing.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:48 PM Title: Chapter 18
Definately once a day for the week. I can't believe you stop right there. Ugh. Loved the chapter. Thank you so much for writing.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:47 PM Title: Chapter 17
I can already see Charlie rolling his eyes. BTW, I have a few place Edward's tongue bar hasn't met yet. (Although, I can't wait to see where he puts it on Jasper.) Great chapter. Thank you for writing.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:46 PM Title: Chapter 16
The build up is going to kill me. Ugh! Great chapter, so hot! Thank you for writing.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:45 PM Title: Chapter 15
You are killing me! I can't believe you are going to make Jasper keep that plug in until Monday and I have to think about that for an entire weekend. Great chapter. Thank you for writing.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:43 PM Title: Chapter 14
Cherry flavored AnalEaze is still your best one yet. LOL! My only complaint would be that he didn't pierce anything "south of the boarder". Although, Edward could always accompany him back to the tatoo parlor. Great chapter. It lighten my day. Thank you for writing.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:42 PM Title: Chapter 13
Gotta love his security blanket! He shouldn't have to take care of it all by himself and I am available! Great chapter. Thank you for writing.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:41 PM Title: Chapter 12
Poor babies. I can't wait for Jasper to tell Edward about the break-up. Great chapter. Thanks for writing.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 3:39 PM Title: Chapter 11
No fair! My security blanket is nowhere near as cool as his! Great references to all my childhood shows (loved the Carlton Banks one). Thanks for writing.
*repost from ffnet.
Date: 14 Jun 2012 11:55 AM Title: Chapter 1
This is an aboslutely delightful story that will have you laughing your ass off. The UST is ridiculous - but all pays off in the end.
Date: 13 Jun 2012 2:43 AM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
Sooo. I know I sadly didn't review every chapter over at ffn, BUT as you fabulous folks were the only ones to ask, I just went through my previous reviews and copied them over here. Of course, I posted them backwards, but do believe they are listed under the appropriate chapters....
So glad new readers will have the opportunity to discover this wonderful gem for themselves. Amazingly enough, my three day hiatus from ffn wasn't really all that hard as so many wonderful authors are now posted here.
Just saw the new category tonight for Fifty Shades. Does anyone besides me find this incredibly ironic???
Date: 13 Jun 2012 2:38 AM Title: Chapter 10
Please, can Eric keep her? Please? She clearly isn't looking to marry for love. With her out of the way Jasper may just have a chance at happiness.
Date: 13 Jun 2012 2:37 AM Title: Chapter 11
Oh what a sad, sorry state of affairs! Jasper's folks are likely to dismiss his declaration due to the alcohol AND because it goes against what THEY want. Ooor just maybe they will revisit this conversation once he is sober. *crosses fingers*
Date: 13 Jun 2012 2:35 AM Title: Chapter 14
Wow. Really broadening his horizons! Yowza. I admit I had hoped for a moment he would go for the nipple piercings...
Date: 13 Jun 2012 2:33 AM Title: Chapter 15
Gah! Sitting on the edge of my seat in extreme anticipation!
Date: 13 Jun 2012 2:32 AM Title: Chapter 16
Yummy hot reunion!
Date: 13 Jun 2012 2:31 AM Title: Chapter 17
HA! OMG. Gotta say this is the first time I have read about road head and they ACTUALLY get pulled over by an officer! *grins* Shall I state the obvious and say; AWKWARD!
Date: 13 Jun 2012 2:31 AM Title: Chapter 18
So nice to have friends in the right place. Having them where you need them at the precise moment you need a favor, priceless! Bless Charlie's forgiving nature for not ruining a lovely weekend away. Oh and what a lovely weekend it is promising to be!
Date: 13 Jun 2012 2:29 AM Title: Chapter 21
Very happy they are making plans to wake up together every morning.
Date: 13 Jun 2012 2:28 AM Title: Chapter 22
Beyond happy with this chapter! Oh my it went so far beyond my expectations. Sexy AND romantic!
Date: 13 Jun 2012 2:27 AM Title: Chapter 23
Great fun. Glad to see them flying off to their hea.
Date: 13 Jun 2012 2:25 AM Title: Outtake #1 The Stool
Crazy sexy fun! *smiles*
Date: 13 Jun 2012 2:24 AM Title: Outtake #2 Jasper's Second Piercing
What a fun little bit here. Hee hee hee! I do believe if Jasper had known the 'no sex for six weeks' bit BEFORE that might have swayed him more than the anticipation of pain! *smiles*
Date: 13 Jun 2012 1:52 AM Title: Chapter 20
Greece...here they come!
Date: 13 Jun 2012 1:42 AM Title: Chapter 17
Yay. Charlie is here.
Date: 13 Jun 2012 1:34 AM Title: Chapter 13
I love this Emmett.
Date: 13 Jun 2012 1:32 AM Title: Chapter 11
Drunk Jasper for the win!
Date: 13 Jun 2012 1:27 AM Title: Chapter 9
I think we all need brain-bleach after Maggie's little show.
Date: 13 Jun 2012 1:21 AM Title: Chapter 7
This Edward is too funny.
Date: 13 Jun 2012 1:15 AM Title: Chapter 6
Operation Go-HO? LOL
Date: 13 Jun 2012 1:14 AM Title: Chapter 5
That damn customer...
Date: 13 Jun 2012 1:07 AM Title: Chapter 1
I'm following you here from FFN & will try to review all the chapters, even if it's only a :-)
[Report This]Date: 13 Jun 2012 12:42 AM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
what can I say but THAT was AWESOME! Great outtake, very nice imagery; shit - J in his cowboy hat, chaps, boots, spurs... mmm, that would be a great pic for the blog! Emmett was hysterical but yeah I would want to kill him hehe Great writing ladies, you are bad-ass!
xox
[Report This]Date: 13 Jun 2012 12:41 AM Title: Outtake #2 Jasper's Second Piercing
HA! That was hysterical! Bella & Edwards conversation from the past - ROTFF it was so funny :) I've really missed the boys so much! I'd love to hear about their honeymoon in an outtake... "After what we had done on our honeymoon, I would have no problem letting Bella watch." ... wanna hear what they did!
xox
[Report This]Date: 13 Jun 2012 12:40 AM Title: Chapter 23
Perfect! what a lovingly hysterical ceremony! Loved Rose's sass at Emmett, lol! and Emmett... now THAT is what I call a QUEEN! So good... Great, great story girls, have truly enjoyed it from it's beginning to it's... intermission... notice i didn't say 'end' hahaa, can't wait for Greece! Heading to the blog...can't wait to see the pics!
Excellent entertainment, ladies :)
xox
[Report This]Date: 13 Jun 2012 12:40 AM Title: Chapter 22
*squeals* So romantic! He thinks of everything, doesn't he? So loving and thoughtful, I'm thrilled for them! Q & A GREAT idea, ubuhall, and thanks ladies, for allowing the boys to answer. Hmm, have to put a little thought into my Q's and get back to you!
Outtake? Um, how about a DETAILED chapter of those two hours after Edward "placed" the ring? *cringes* is it too much for us readers to handle? ~a resounding "HELL, NO!" That will get us through until the end of June :) ...js.
Truly my most fave fic right now and so anxious for tomorrow's finale, but sad at the same time. Thank you for this incredible journey :)
xox
[Report This]Date: 13 Jun 2012 12:39 AM Title: Chapter 21
Ok, which one of you wants to hose me down? *whew* I'm so excited about Edward's little surprise plan, Jasper will be beside himself when he finds out. Edward whining and pouting is so cute hahahaa CAN'T WAIT TIL TOMORROW!
xox
[Report This]Date: 13 Jun 2012 12:39 AM Title: Chapter 20
HOT HOT HOT help me I'm overcum with your words! JesusFriedChicken... so in love with these two and their lust-filled romance. SO nice to have another chap today, and to think there's more right around the corner. Going to be VERY hard to wait until the end of June for Greece!
xox
[Report This]Date: 13 Jun 2012 12:38 AM Title: Chapter 19
Finally, no more cock-blocking! It was perfect, ladies, so freakin' hot and im so excited we'll be getting a chapter every day this week! It's like winning the lottery! All my love to you gals and your limitless talent!
xox
[Report This]Date: 13 Jun 2012 12:37 AM Title: Chapter 18
WOOOOOOOOO, ust, ust, UST! oh yeah i'd like one a day for next week so we can begin the new story sooner :) Congrats on all the noms for the awards, you deserve each and every one of them, and MORE! luv u both
xox
[Report This]Date: 13 Jun 2012 12:37 AM Title: Chapter 16
That freakin' tattoo. I LOVE THAT THANG. so yeah i know what Jazz's tat says :) hehe SO HOT.
GREAT chapter, so freeing! Loved Emmett's little trick, as Edward 'watched in disbelief' hahaha... really nice visuals of Jasper at the bar, shirtless, and that whole dancing scene was UNF! SO GOOD! There's nothing like way you write these two, together *falls to the floor* OUCH And I can't wait to see how Edward reacts - REALLY looking forward to visualizing THAT scene!
Thank you, ladies, for another tasty bit of entertainment this evening ;)
xox
Date: 13 Jun 2012 12:36 AM Title: Chapter 15
Oh for f*cks sake, T/TB, PLEASE give it up SOON! Where are my manners..?
Thank you SOO much for this bonus chapter, ladies, I thought it was Monday already hahaha
You sure know how to do a build-up...AND a tear-down! Jasper looks so freakin hot in my mind's eye, and Edward in that t-shirt... the stares, the brushing up against, the music... SH*T! I'm ready to go, just as much as they are!
CANNOT WAIT UNTIL MONDAY!
xox
Date: 13 Jun 2012 12:35 AM Title: Chapter 14
ooooooh, your UST is freaking killing me! How hot is J? Edward's going to love the tat & piercing. I can't wait for him to see them! As much as I want them to finally get down to it, would love to hear an EPOV beforehand :) Anxious to find out what the tat is. Mmmm would be a nice little manip for the blog, JA, WHERE ARE YOU? hahaha Need some lovin' soon, almost to maximum cock-block levels here. Great chapter! Jeez, 7 more days...:(
love u ladies
xox
Date: 13 Jun 2012 12:18 AM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
I've followed your story on FF, and have now joined you here, as I have with many others of my faves that have moved here. LOVE your writing ... can't wait to read more!
Date: 12 Jun 2012 9:04 PM Title: Chapter 1
Reading it yet again!! I loved it!!
Date: 12 Jun 2012 7:28 PM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
Love this story, it's sad how fanfiction.net is going through this situation yet again, and so many wonderful authors are losing their work and their reviews. Can't wait for the next installment of these characters.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 7:15 PM Title: Chapter 1
I love this story, and am so glad to read it again!!!
ps-it is now in my e reader too LOL
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:37 PM Title: Outtake #2 Jasper's Second Piercing
This story is fantastic! Loving it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:36 PM Title: Outtake #1 The Stool
This story is fantastic! Loving it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:36 PM Title: Chapter 23
This story is fantastic! Loving it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:36 PM Title: Chapter 22
This story is fantastic! Loving it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:36 PM Title: Chapter 21
This story is fantastic! Loving it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:36 PM Title: Chapter 20
This story is fantastic! Loving it!
xox Linda
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:36 PM Title: Chapter 19
This story is fantastic! Loving it!
xox Linda
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:35 PM Title: Chapter 18
This story is fantastic! Loving it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:35 PM Title: Chapter 17
This story is fantastic! Loving it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:35 PM Title: Chapter 16
This story is fantastic! Loving it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:35 PM Title: Chapter 15
This story is fantastic! Loving it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:35 PM Title: Chapter 14
This story is fantastic! Loving it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:34 PM Title: Chapter 13
Love this story so much!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:34 PM Title: Chapter 12
Love this story so much!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:33 PM Title: Chapter 11
Love this story so much!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:33 PM Title: Chapter 10
Love this story so much!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:33 PM Title: Chapter 9
Love this story so much!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:33 PM Title: Chapter 8
Love this story so much!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:32 PM Title: Chapter 7
Great chapter! Loved it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:32 PM Title: Chapter 6
Great chapter! Loved it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:32 PM Title: Chapter 5
Great chapter! Loved it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:32 PM Title: Chapter 4
Great chapter! Loved it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:32 PM Title: Chapter 3
Great chapter! Loved it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:31 PM Title: Chapter 2
Great chapter! Loved it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:31 PM Title: Chapter 1
Great chapter! Loved it!
xox Linda
Date: 12 Jun 2012 4:30 PM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
So I thought , lets copy all my reviews from FF to TWCS...............
I have to say, (shocking! ) I didn't review at all on FF! Bad Bad girl!
But I did enjoy this fic soo much! So I'm going to go back and review each chap, even if it's only with one word.
XOX Linda