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Banner by Kyndall Viscia
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read, To Read (Geddy), Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Dumbi's Most Wanted
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50937 Read Count: 421236
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Just found your story, and loving it so far. Too funny!
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
You had me worried there that he was going to be living in a stinky car.
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Emmett's just so stupid. Even more than usual. I can just imagine him as as stupid red neck hill billy (no offence to any red necks or hill billy's).
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
I've read...I don't know...hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of twilight fics. I'm pretty sure this is the very first one where Bella farts. That was....LMFAO...completely unexpected and ridiculously funny. Well done.
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
At least he didn't fart on her head. I think Emmett would have
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
I can't believe he went there. So it wasn't on her head....but still. Oh, it's just ruined the illusion a little (but I'm sure he'll redeem himself). He will won't he?
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Silly silly Edward. You've got to know when to omit certain details. Did he have to tell her she farted...IN HIS FACE. At least he realised it was Emmett's influence.
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
OK, this story just got very un funny!
On another note....I've run out of chapters to read. I need more!