Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm an avid reader of Twilight fanfication and have authored a few (!) stories of my own. I enjoy writing short stories and long stories and probably should find additional hobbies because I do it a lot!
I'm married and the mother of three who are all on their own, so I'm old enough to know that most of the people who read my stuff are a lot younger than me, but you can't keep an old horse down.
I hope you'll check out my stories and give them a shot. I like to think their all unique without veering too far from the original Twilight theme, but maybe I'm a little touched in the head.
UPDATE: 2/6/17/Thanks to all of you who read my Twilight stuff over the years. I've moved on to original fiction, publishing my first book on Amazon. Its entitled "Loving the Bull Rider," under my name...Sam E. Kraemer. I hope you'll check it out!
Cheers!
SK
-thank you to mkystich for the beautiful banner-
There is only one person on this earth that Edward Cullen hates, and that's his boss...Bella Swan. She's cold. She's ruthless and incapable of human emotion, and to Edward's greatest frustration, the hottest woman walking the face of the planet. Will a proposition made change the course of their lives forever? Will they break the rules, or will all terms and conditions apply?
Lemon? Yes please!
-thank you to evilnat for the beautiful banner-
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, Stories I've Already read
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 167815 Read Count: 84272
Date: 18 Nov 2011 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26 - The Plumpkin
Great job with the chap, and now I learned a new disgusting word...wow!
Date: 28 Nov 2011 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 - The Proof
I love this guy! Absolutely outstanding! Can't wait for more.
Date: 28 Dec 2011 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28 - The Parting
I hate that there are only four chapters left, but I really love this story, and I thought this chapter was perfect.
Date: 17 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29 - The Prowling
Love how he came after her and knew exactly how to talk her down from the ledge...smart guy! Great chapter.
Date: 13 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31 - The Past Part Two
so damn sweet. Loved it! Hate that its almost over.
Bella and Edward have a history - one which Bella wishes she could forget. Edward re-enters her life but is not the boy she once knew. Will Bella be able to keep their relationship strictly professional? Does Edward want it to stay professional? What are they hiding from each other?
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 118692 Read Count: 64803
Date: 28 Jun 2011 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Tits on a nun...I had to laugh outloud at that one! Great story so far.
Date: 28 Jun 2011 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Glad he got it out there...I was about ready to call her and tell her myself (he he)!
Date: 29 Jun 2011 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
I cracked up at the part about maybe Lilly was a little crazy. Very funny!
Date: 29 Jun 2011 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
I think there's a little collusion between the two camps...
Date: 29 Jun 2011 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
Love me some fist fighting Docward;;
Date: 29 Jun 2011 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
My God, stick a damn sock in her mouth and duct tape it there!
Date: 30 Jun 2011 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30
Oh, God, how damn sweet. I have tears rolling down my cheeks and my hubs thinks I've lost my freakin' mind. Can't wait for more.
Author's Response: I'm glad you're enjoying the story! You just read right through it didn't ya? Love that!! I feel like I need to get Chapter 31 up right now for you. :) And don't be surprised if I do get it posted today...I've been working on it and since I'll be out of town for the whole holiday weekend I won't be able to write or post I'm really hoping to get it up today or tonight. Fingers crossed! Thank you for reading and definitely reviewing. Hoping to find some time to read your stories as well - I read the summaries for all. :)
Date: 24 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32
Wow! Great chapter.
Author's Response:
Thanks so much!!
Date: 20 Nov 2011 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34
So happy they got married. They're just too cute!
Date: 28 Dec 2011 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35
Great ending to a great story. Loved it.
Bella has always been a big girl and over the years she has gotten used to the fact that she isn’t attractive or sexy and that boys weren’t really interested. But when she meets Jasper her world is turned upside down.
Thanks to Heatherdawn for my amazing banner.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7560 Read Count: 1645
Date: 05 May 2016 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
That was fantastic. Thank you for sharing.
"Two weeks. Two years. Who cares?" A lesson in love, crime, and passion. When two young lovers find themselves in the middle of the storm, can love conquer all? AH. OOC. Rated M Mafia fic.
Humor/Romance/Violence/Drama...you name it, QS has it, or will. Canon couples. Not canon characters. (Mafia fic) MobWard
Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.
Beta'd by aeglow
Banner by the amazing RoseArcadia
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, My All-Time Favorites, Love to drive's Stories to read, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Shena's Storys to Read, Themslovebug90's read stories, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, Stories Read by CNYBella, Completed Stories, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, To Read , All Time Favorites, Storm Series, J's Read and Loved Stories, Storm Saga by SexiLexi, My favs past present and future , Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 49 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 618485 Read Count: 2672919
Date: 22 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 31: Prove It
Holy shit! Yeah, I'm still reading!
Date: 20 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 14: Lousy Day at the Slots
So cool...Lovin this so much!
Date: 21 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 28: Get It
Outstanding chapter! I'm so glad that he didn't screw that girl. I do hate it for Esme that Carlisle did, though.
Date: 21 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 26: Olde E
Glad that Bitch Jane is gone, and I was going to have to come through my laptop if he actually had sex with Gail! Way to scare an old lady!
Date: 23 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 40: Helluva Day
I see the notes that people want u off FF.net, but I can't understand why. I love this story.
Date: 19 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Bebella
Outstanding first chapter! Very unique!
Date: 19 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 2: Edward
Really like this. Can't wait to read more!
Date: 19 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 4: The Wedding Part One
Great cliffie, though if I was reading it when you were posting it, I'd have been way pissed!! Moving on to the next chapter : )
Date: 20 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 5: The Wedding Part Two
Fantastic lemon...very sexy. Love that's she's got him by the balls.
Date: 20 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 8: Round One
Not quite a romantic fucker, but he's trying. This is extremely interesting. Great job. Can't wait to read more!
Date: 20 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 9: Round Two
I think it was pretty funny that the dog ate a tampon! Great chapter.
Date: 20 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 12: TKO
So much for waiting to have babies!!
Date: 20 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 15: Bad Taffy
Oh, God, I'm so addicted to this shit! My husband wants to go out for dinner tonight but I can't tear myself away from this, so I'm faking a stomachache!
Date: 20 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 16: The Trouble in Little Odessa
you could never tarnish this edward for me...love this.
Date: 21 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 18: A Bitch Named Karma
So sad...still loving this
Date: 21 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 19: When Shit Rolls Downhill
I'm anxious to know if Edward had anything to do with this!
Date: 21 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 21: Hot
Wow, car bombs at strip clubs...this shit gets better and better!
Date: 21 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 22: Wrapped Around my Finger
Him and that damn gun! Carlisle, who I absolutely hated in the beginning, is now one of my favorites...behind Mobward!
Date: 21 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 23: Bella Cullen and the Mafia Prince
I've gotta tell you...that shit in frontierland had me laughing my ass off! So great!
Date: 21 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 25: Poker Face
Oh, man...I hope he doesn't kill Aro...I liked him in this one!
Date: 22 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 32: Every Dog Has Its Day
Yay!!! They're having a baby!!! That shit with the FBI was priceless.
Date: 22 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 33: SunSational Day
Wow...Chris is a good old fashioned ho-bag!
Date: 22 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 34: This is it
Oh, man...that's messed up! Can't wait to read more.
Date: 22 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 35: Par for the Course
If this story wasn't finished, I'd be screaming bloody hell right now!!! So great!
Date: 22 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 36: Checks and Balances
Outstanding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 23 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 37: Baby Blues
Love seeing the man in action...all kinds of action!
Date: 23 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 39: Oobotz
Oh, man, there's no way she'd fck Jacob when she's got a great piece of ass like Edward around!
Date: 23 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 42: Under Pressure
The part with him with the gun in the scrubs made me spit water on my keyboard!! Great chapter.
Date: 23 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 43: Icing on the Cake
That was so sweet!!! I really enjoyed it. Can't wait for the new story!
Date: 23 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 44: Epilogue
Outstanding. Moving on to the sequel. I truly enjoyed this story. Mobward is fuckhot!
This is just your basic New York City love story. Crappy apartments, menial jobs, and low standards place Bella Swan in the pathway of love. Rated M. Canon couples with my usual OOC cast. AH. eventually E/B
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites, Love to drive's Stories to read, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, G8or Favor8s Read, Stories Read by CNYBella, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 71053 Read Count: 26606
Date: 12 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 1: They Shoot Single People, don't they?
God, that was great. Glad you kept going!
Date: 12 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 2: Hoes in Different Area Codes
That comment about 9/11 cracked me up...you can't say shit about it because people get pissed off. Thanks for having the guts to do it!
Date: 12 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 6: When WASPs Buzz
That whole fight thing and the betting...priceless!!!
Date: 12 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 7: Jax and his Motorcycle Momma
Love the puppy!!
Date: 12 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 11: Inside the Box
God, I hope you don't stop posting. I loved this, and I'd love an epi for it. Quiet Storm and Weather the Storm are two of my favorites, and I hope they don't go anywhere because I love to go back and read Quiet storm when I'm having a shitty day. Mobward is da bomb! Samekraemer
New teacher and aspiring writer, Bella Swan, moves to Seattle. She finds fan-fiction-creation-inspiration in the enigmatic and surly playboy who lives in the upscale condo across from hers. As her newest on-line story develops, so does a correspondence with a mysterious reader/reviewer of that story. Is it a co-worker? Is it the hothead playboy? It's a case of art imitating life and life imitating art. A fan-fic story within a fan-fic story with all the canon usuals. Lemons, laughs and love.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Bella's Must Reads!
Chapters: 71 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 501628 Read Count: 131145
Date: 05 Jul 2011 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
Hysterical. I'm so loving this story! You're a fantastic writer!
Author's Response:
Hi samekraemer!
Glad you got a good laugh out of chapter 4. I'm catching up here. Thanks for the compliment! And thanks for the Storylove!
-bannerday
My piece for Fandom for Tsunami releif. When Bella goes with Edward to meet his long time friend, Jasper Whitlock, she finds what she least expected.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My Favorite Stories, to read
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10554 Read Count: 7483
Ex-Senator Edward Cullen has denied himself the pleasure of living the BDSM lifestyle for years now. Shortly after deciding to seek a new sub, he meets artist Isabella Swan in the most unexpected place - her high-school graduation!
Fabulous blinkie by RoseArcadia
Lemons/DirtyWords/BDSM
Join the AToH Facebook Group for exclusive teasers and x-rated content!
Big thanks to Twimarti my beta!
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Domward's Dungeon, My All-Time Favorites, Bdsm stories only, Ageise02 WIP Reads, Can't wait for an update, My Favorite Stories, Fav BDSM Fics, My favs past present and future , Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 114439 Read Count: 427918
Date: 26 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 Shopping
Great chapter!
Date: 21 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 **Playtime**
I just found this story, and I'm sorry I didn't review every chapter, but I really am enjoying it. Can't wait for more.
Date: 31 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 Panties
You're killing me with this story and now I'm gonna have to take a cold shower! Great job.
Date: 11 Nov 2011 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 Fire and Ice
: ) Good stuff.
Date: 13 Nov 2011 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 Coitus
Great job...both times. A lot of bang for the buck (ha ha). Can't wait for more.
Date: 01 Dec 2011 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 Desire
Great job...going for a cold shower now!
Date: 04 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 Dinner
Quite steamy...I'm dying to know what Taint-ya said to Bella. Great chapter.
Date: 04 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21 Confrontation
Why can't someone just slap the piss out of Tanya? Great chapter. Very sexy with the tenting of pants and all...
Quiet Storm Sequel.
How does the head of the world's most powerful crime family juggle being a father, husband, and boss? Surrounded by trouble, Edward tries to manage his organization while struggling to spend time with his children and wife, Bella.
Two years have passed since the epilogue; do Bella and Edward still have what it takes to Weather the Storm? OOC. AH. Mobward/Daddyward.
Edward/Bella.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites, Love to drive's Stories to read, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Themslovebug90's read stories, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, Stories Read by CNYBella, Completed Stories, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, To Read , All Time Favorites, Storm Series, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 60 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 535952 Read Count: 1533188
Date: 12 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 29: To Be Announced
That was some funny shit! Loved it. Good luck in your competition!
Date: 22 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 7: Wag the Dog
That shit about the cereal and two old ladies cracked me up. Great job. Love this story.
Date: 22 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 6: And Once More for Luck
Glad they got over their little spat. Love this.
Date: 10 May 2012 Title: Chapter 50: This Woman's Work
Excellent chapter as always!
Date: 10 May 2012 Title: Chapter 49: Craft of the Father
Jeez...did not see that coming...this is going to be a war.
Date: 06 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 54: Logic
Carlisle's gonna hit the roof that she wants an abortion...man, he likes to spread his seed, doesn't he! Great chapter...
Date: 06 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 53: Days Like This
Oh, this Lou shit isn't over, I fear. Can you remind us how old Alex is? I know she's a lot younger than Carlisle, but I can't remember how much. Great chapter.
Date: 09 Apr 2012 Title: Chapter 44: The Cupid Shuffle Part One
Another great chapter!
Date: 06 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 52: Riders of the Storm Part Two
I'm a bit behind, but I wanted to let you know...well done. She got what she wanted, and now she needs to get things on track with her husband. Great chapter.
Date: 09 Apr 2012 Title: Chapter 43: Fork Me
too cute with Carlisle using his son to pick up women!
Date: 02 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 32: Voices Carry Part Two
State Farm...hysterical!!!! Great chapter. I truly hope he offs Esme. I've wanted that bitch dead for a long time!
Date: 18 Apr 2012 Title: Chapter 47: Thanksgiving
Cheating is definitely worse, in my opinion. Great chapter.
Date: 28 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 31: Voices Carry Part One
Wow...so now we're gonna find Derek Meloni...can't wait!
Date: 23 Mar 2012 Title: Chapter 40: Trick or Treat Part One
That shit with the baseball bat was hysterical! Loved it. Can't wait for part 2.
Date: 26 Mar 2012 Title: Chapter 41: Trick or Treat Part Two
Hope the father thing works out. Would LOVE it if Aro ends up with the sister!
Date: 23 Mar 2012 Title: Chapter 39: Members Only
So, Esme's out, but we lost Nanny. Sorry about the latter...not the former. Great chapter! Love this story.
Date: 02 Nov 2011 Title: Chapter 13: Chasing Regret
I'm sitting on the edge of my seat to see how this plays out! I effing love this story, and if Quiet Storm was a paperback, my copy would be worn out by now because I've read it so often. Great job. Can't wait for more.
Date: 11 Apr 2012 Title: Chapter 45: The Cupid Shuffle Part Two
Hey, I know people are bitching about it, but I feel like we get two stories for the price of one. Bring it on. Carlisle's as fucked up as the rest of them and I find that shit highly entertaining! Aro hittin' the pukey floor...priceless.
Date: 01 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 4: Come Hell or High Water: Part Two
God, that was so funny with the wine. I know that people are going to give you shit about it, but I think it's great. It's more real life than people wanna admit! Can't wait for more. Have a great vacation!
Date: 23 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 1: In Like Flynn
He's so damn cute with his kids! I'm really looking foward to this one.
Date: 25 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 2: Conformity
Great chapter. It's hysterical to look in on their nightly routine when you think about what hd does for a living!
Date: 25 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 3: Come Hell or High Water Part One
That kid's going to be the Mob's IT guy!! Can't wait for more!
Date: 21 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 30: Great Adventure
No effing way!!!!! Just when I think you're going one direction...you bob and weave, girlie! Great shocker. Definitely can't wait to go on this ride!
Date: 08 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 5: Knee-Jerk Reaction
God I love this story. The shit these guys talk about cracks me up!
Date: 29 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 8: Indemnity
I thought it was great...not boring at all.
Date: 05 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 9: This Time Around
One of my favorite things about this story is the crazy conversations they have...like Nanny telling Aro she bet he was ready to go all the time! That made me laugh out loud. I hope we get to hear the phone call to Esme. That shit would be priceless! Loved it.
Date: 13 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 10: Misery Loves Company
I wish she would have beaten Lauren's ass, and Esme's plucking my nerves with that spoiled shit. Great chapter!!
Date: 20 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 11: Thou Mayest
Actually, based on everything Carlisle has done, even if Esme is batshit crazy, I think maybe Es and Aro would be good. Lauren seems like an opportunistic bitch, but that's just me : ) Great update.
Date: 31 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 12: Rolling in the Deep
I have faith, but I'm worried about Aro makin' it. Great chapter. Love the action.
Date: 09 Nov 2011 Title: Chapter 14: Bucked Up
Holy shit!!! I'm hanging around for it because I'm to deep in now to get out!
Sidenote: That Nunzio is one funny fucker!