Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm an avid reader of Twilight fanfication and have authored a few (!) stories of my own. I enjoy writing short stories and long stories and probably should find additional hobbies because I do it a lot!
I'm married and the mother of three who are all on their own, so I'm old enough to know that most of the people who read my stuff are a lot younger than me, but you can't keep an old horse down.
I hope you'll check out my stories and give them a shot. I like to think their all unique without veering too far from the original Twilight theme, but maybe I'm a little touched in the head.
UPDATE: 2/6/17/Thanks to all of you who read my Twilight stuff over the years. I've moved on to original fiction, publishing my first book on Amazon. Its entitled "Loving the Bull Rider," under my name...Sam E. Kraemer. I hope you'll check it out!
Cheers!
SK
Quiet Storm Sequel.
How does the head of the world's most powerful crime family juggle being a father, husband, and boss? Surrounded by trouble, Edward tries to manage his organization while struggling to spend time with his children and wife, Bella.
Two years have passed since the epilogue; do Bella and Edward still have what it takes to Weather the Storm? OOC. AH. Mobward/Daddyward.
Edward/Bella.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites, Love to drive's Stories to read, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Themslovebug90's read stories, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, Stories Read by CNYBella, Completed Stories, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, To Read , All Time Favorites, Storm Series, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 60 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 535952 Read Count: 1533196
Date: 09 Nov 2011 Title: Chapter 15: Bitter Fruit Part One
I have got to be one sick mother fucker because I nearly peed my pants reading that shit about Botz! Did Esme have anything to do with Candace getting shot? Just a thought.
Loved it. Thanks for writing. Lisa (see, I signed my name)
Date: 11 Nov 2011 Title: Chapter 16: Bitter Fruit Part Two
Wow...some fucked up dream. Poor guy. I'd hate for Aro to have to go, but I get the problem. He's just saying things that come into his head, and the wrong thing to the wrong person...Still love this story so much!
Date: 18 Nov 2011 Title: Chapter 17: Two Weeks Later
Glad you didn't split it. Quite intense. Still love this story so much.
Date: 18 Nov 2011 Title: Chapter 18: Eclipse
I'm glad Aro's memory came back, but I'm sad that he and Bella can't be friends anymore. That shit...pardon the pun...with Carlisle was hysterical! Great chapter.
On another note...I write a lot of fanfiction and have been so fucking tempted to throw in the towel and jerk my shit off the sites because of some crap that people wrote about one of my stories, but I didn't. Just remember...there are people out there who have shitty lives and live to criticize. You have a lot of people who really enjoy your stuff...me included. I asked for story recs the last time I posted a chapter on my story, Trip of a Lifetime, and I got a whole bunch of people who rec'd this one and Quiet Storm to me. Just thought you'd like to know that we're all not assholes : ) Lisa
Date: 18 Nov 2011 Title: Chapter 19: A Tight Fit
Hey, I thought the viagara thing was hysterical. Loved it, and am glad that maybe the war is over. Pretty funny that John's goomah shot him. Women are funny that way! Great job. Can't wait for more! Lisa
Date: 20 Nov 2011 Title: Chapter 20: Too Many Movies
Wow...Esme? Man, she must be outta her freakin' mind to do that shit...Great chap as always. Can't wait for more! Lisa
Date: 28 Nov 2011 Title: Weather the Storm
I have a feeling that Tasso isn't long for this world! Love this so much. That nun was a crack up! Absolutely can't wait for more!
Date: 01 Dec 2011 Title: Chapter 23: The Twilight Zone
That shit with Damion was priceless! "Came back for the late show" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Great chapter! Lisa
Date: 07 Dec 2011 Title: Chapter 24: Aro's Daycare
Truly loved that. The naked wrestling thing made me crap up. Great fucking job! samekraemer
Date: 28 Dec 2011 Title: Chapter 25: Intricate Dance
I'm so glad Bella popped Esme...too bad she didn't shoot her! Great chapter.
Date: 28 Dec 2011 Title: Chapter 27: NuMb
Well, I actually hoped that he'd clip Esme (you've got me talking that way now!), but I guess sending her away was good enough...as long as the bitch stays gone. Great chapter. Love this story. Lisa
Date: 05 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 28: Long Drive
The fucker should die a slow painful death! Great chapter. I love the story so much, and I really like a glimpse at their everyday lives. Really great.
Date: 25 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 36: Beach Blanket Bingo Part One
Not boring at all...even a mob family has to go on vacation! Ah, the Skip in board shorts...that's what I'm talkin' 'bout...
Date: 09 Mar 2012 Title: Chapter 37: Beach Blanket Bingo Part Two
I'm so behind on my reading, but I really enjoyed this chapter. Love me some Skip...I wouldn't bury him in sand...I'd bury him somewhere else : )
Date: 09 Mar 2012 Title: Chapter 38: Love and Happiness
That shit at the boardwalk where they robbed the robber...I spit ice all over my fucking keyboard! Esme...clip that bitch please...
Date: 15 Apr 2012 Title: Chapter 46: That Thing You Do
Cracked my ass up! The boy's got some big ones! Great chapter.
Date: 26 Apr 2012 Title: Chapter 48: End of the Day
Picture it...a woman sitting in a Starbucks in No. VA enjoying a skinny latte and perusing a story on her laptop when she reads something that caused her to let out a loud "FUCK" and spill said latte all down the front of her. That was me earlier when I read the name "Derek Meloni Jr." I couldn't review then because I had to come home to change, but I came back.
Just when I think you might be leading us toward a wrap up...you shock the shit out of me! Great chapter. Loved the lovin' at the end.
Date: 21 May 2012 Title: Chapter 51: Riders of the Storm Part One
Wow...that was quite a chapter. That shit with Sonny and the stripper was funny.
Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 55: Day-to-Day
I'll hate to see the story end, but I'm really interested in how you're going to end it, because, as we've come to learn...there's not gettin' out of the thing. Great chapter.
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 56: Well Enough
Never a dull moment!!! Loved it...and Lauren had it coming : )
Date: 08 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 58: Long Day
Producing Porn? That'll be a hoot!!! Great chapter. Love these "day-in-the-life" chapters from E's POV.
Date: 22 Jul 2012 Title: Weather the Storm
Love grown-up Sonny. Can't wait until E & B find out that Dame's the hitter! Love this story so much, but you know that,...
Date: 28 Jul 2012 Title: Weather the Storm
thank god she woke up...her cousin, Carli, should have her ass beat for steppin' out with her fiance. Great chapter, and don't apologize for taking the story the way you, as the author, want it to go. If they don't like it...eff them.
Date: 03 Aug 2012 Title: Weather the Storm
Glad Carlisle isn't screwing around and is accepting of Ant. Really enjoying these chapters. SK
Bella pays a visit to the Doctors and gets more than she bargains for.
AH, lemony fresh, originally intended as a one shot, but I squeezed out a few more chapters.
I acknowledge that all things Twilight belong to Mrs Meyers and that i'm just playing around.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15686 Read Count: 19008
Date: 20 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Thank God he was her fiance! I wondered what the hell kind of doctor he was, and more importantly, where do I find one for myself!!
Author's Response:
LOL, if you do find one let me know! Thanks for reading. x
Nerdy, studious Bella has a boyfriend... but nobody believes her. They all think she made him up, and give her hell for it. Then, Edward is made aware of the situation...
Inspired by the song "Landing in London" by 3 Doors Down
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: One-Shot, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8222 Read Count: 3406
Date: 11 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
That was cute. Thanks for sharing it.
"Where would you go if you are trying to start a new life but you had nowhere to go and no one to care? Bella Swan has been alone for most of her life, she is young and she is scared, but now she has another life to protect. She is heading for a new country - a new life and then she ends up in HOPE SPRINGS. Her life intertwines with all the eccentric characters in this little piece of heaven in Vermont and just like that - she will never be the same. She meets the Sherriff, the truck driver, the semi-retired doctor, the lawyer, the farmer, and the new best friends, but it is the new young doctor in town that turns her life upside down. Is he as stuck up as he seems or does he have a wild side? Is Bella as tough and as jaded as she seems? Will she run, or will she allow the people in this town to teach her to hope, to dream, and to love?"
NEW BANNER BY YSAR!! (ISN'T IT AWESOME??)
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, To Read, To Read (Geddy), Kuu Faves, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, J's Read and Loved Stories, My favs past present and future , Read
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 432038 Read Count: 218319
Date: 30 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Meet Bella 'Van'
How did I just find this story? Love the beginning...SK
Date: 31 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Great chapter. Glad Daddy C lowered the boom on Jasper.
Date: 31 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
I was in tears through nearly the whole chapter, but it was very well done. Love this story.
Date: 31 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - New Beginnings and First Dates
That was so sweet. Crying again. Great chapter.
Date: 01 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 - 'On the first day of Christmas...'
I hope she racks him up again...
Date: 01 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 - One step forward...
I hope she gives him a run for his money...kiss her someday? That should have gotten him another shot in the balls!
Date: 01 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 - Mistletoe and Bar fights
At least they're kissing!
Date: 02 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23 - Summer Time
Great chapter
Date: 02 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24 - Honour thy father
So good...I laughed, I cried, I loved it.
Date: 03 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26 - Mama said there'll be days like this...
So cute...Poor Carlisle and the battling women in his house!
Date: 03 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27
I hope they beat him senseless...too aggressive? : )
Bella has a love/hate relationship with Edward, the new Finance VP of Cullen Communications. Well, mostly, it's a hate relationship, so when he spills his drink on her dress on the company's Christmas party, she tells him exactly what she thinks of him.
His reaction? He kisses her!
"My finger was still placed firmly in his chest; apparently I was still poking him. "You think you're some kind of God's gift to womankind!" Is that even a word? Oh, who cares! "You walk around like a bloody, er, rooster." Now's definitely not the time to mention that, Bella."
A birthday preset written for shpwhitney.
Sweet, funny, and fluffy. All Human.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15405 Read Count: 13387
Date: 05 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Christmas Party
Quit the grinnin' and drop the linen! What a grea beginning!
Date: 05 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Headlines
So glad she didn't run screaming from the guest house! Great chapter.
Date: 05 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Epilogue – Be Mine
What a sweet story. I truly loved it. I hope you had a great holiday and wish you all the best in the new year!
Author Edward Cullen finds a man buried in the snow, nearly beaten to death. Love grows as he cares for the man, but will his attackers find him? Slash
Thank you to Slash Kitten Mina for the wonderful banner!!
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Drama, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 83463 Read Count: 15001
Date: 08 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Great start! Looking forward to reading it.
Date: 08 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Really liking this story. The pacing is great. I like that Jasper hasn't shutdown from Edward. Can't wait for more.
Take one diabetic rockstar, who has to hide his true nature, and trap him in an elevator with a doctor who happens to be of the same persuasion. Will the good doctor have mercy on him? C/J slash. Written for Fandom 4 Juvenile Diabetes.
BLOG RECS!!!
http://twislash.blogspot.no/2012/08/tuesdays-best-8-7-2012.html?zx=191d32d306b4b0ca
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Jasper/Carlisle (slash)
Genre: Erotica, One-Shot, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6843 Read Count: 998
One rule for buying at auction. Never buy blind. Jasper knew this, but he did it anyway. What lies in the ruins of what he bought? Can he fix everything there?
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Drama, Family, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort,, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77066 Read Count: 33535
Date: 24 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30
I loved it so much! Thank you for writing it. The characters were precious. SK
Date: 24 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
I'm awful at reviewing, but this chapter made me smile...widely. Thank you for writing this lovely story. I just found it today, and I'm so happy I did. Looking forward to more! SK
Date: 24 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
Love Charlotte. Love this story!! SK
Sometimes opportunities present themselves & you have to make the most of them. What starts as an innocent camping trip among friends turns into so much more. E/J slash. NC-17 for mature themes. *2nd place winner for Judges & voters choice in the DYAC contest*
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Humor, One-Shot, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6429 Read Count: 990
Should a fantasy ever become a reality? When an obsession with a customer consumes his every waking thought it looks like Edward might have to redefine his own boundaries.
WARNING - Adult themes
**WINNER**
Best Carlisle - Sunflower Awards 2012
Best All Around Story - Hidden Star Awards 2012
Most Promising Slash Fiction - Energize Awards 2012
Best Slash - Wordsmith Awards 2012
Best Other Non Canon Pairing - Non Canon Awards 2012
Best Carlisle/Edward - Non Canon Awards 2014
~xXx~
Banner 1 by Kristina Lea
Banner 2 by Nanadb
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Edward/Carlisle (Slash)
Genre: Angst, Hurt/Comfort,, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 123409 Read Count: 9391
Date: 10 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Uh Oh! That's not good. Great lemons!!
Author's Response:
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed :) Thanks for the review.
~KC
Date: 10 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Oh, Shnikes! That's not good at all...
Date: 10 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Oh no! What on earth happened!!!!
Date: 11 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
I could pull Lauren's hair out for that little stunt. What a spiteful little witch!
Date: 11 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Such a sweet date. Loved it.
Date: 11 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Yay!! So glad it didn't take the whole story for him to remember. Great chapter.
Date: 11 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
My word, that girl is persistent! Why would she want to get her father fired from his job? She is a cold-hearted one.
Date: 11 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
Hysterical! I thought about a security camera when I read that part! Love it.
Date: 11 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
Love how things are going. Great story.
Date: 11 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
Ho-Ly-Shit! Didn't see that coming...
Date: 11 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
Thank goodness she wasn't pregnant. She's not in any shape to take care of a child. Great story.
Date: 11 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23
Very sweet birthday for Doc C
Date: 12 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24
Thank you for sharing. It was a beautiful story. Take care.
Jasper and Edward are members of NYPD SWAT and are in love. When they get involved in a gang related situation, a skeleton comes out of the closet that neither were prepared for. Will they survive? Rated NC17 for M/M loving, language and mature themes.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Action, Drama, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Hostage
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 64157 Read Count: 12093
Date: 04 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - We're Coming
Poor Edward...
Date: 04 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Meet the Pack
Just found this today! Looking forward to it. Great first chap.
Date: 04 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - Wlho's Your Daddy
I'm biting my nails!! I'm so grateful I don't have to wait!! Thx.
Date: 05 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - Our First Time
Great Chapter.
Date: 05 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - Aftermath
Aw...I love seeing J take care of E. Edward's going to have a lot of shit to deal with, but with Jasper at his side, I have every faith he'll come out on the other side. Great chap.
Author's Response:
Hi samekraemer
I agree, love how these boys look after oneanother.
Take care
maryhell
Date: 05 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 - Let's Take You Home
Great chapter.
Date: 05 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 - Karaoke Confessions
Great coming out chapter.
Date: 05 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - Striptease and Wedding Bells
This was a delightful story. Thank you for sharing. I'm off to find the sequel!
Author's Response:
Hi samekraemer
Oh wow thank you so much for reviewing every chapter, and in such a short time too. You are amazing.
Glad you enjoyed the boys story.
Thank you again
Take care
maryhell
Non-Canon/Slash: Edward meets Jasper during his rebellious youth. A shared struggle draws them together as they fight to overcome their nature, and find love. What secrets are hidden in Jasper's past? And can Edward help him through his discovery?
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Change, My all time favorites
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 161462 Read Count: 17618
Date: 14 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 25: Wager
Very funny. Glad Riley was alive.
Date: 13 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 19: Laughter
Very sweet Christmas chapter.
Date: 13 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 15: Beware: Empath Nearby
Hysterical. Great Chap.
Date: 13 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 8: Michaela
I love this story. Very well written.
Date: 12 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 2: Struggle
Excellent so far. Looking forward to reading more.
Date: 13 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 4: First Move
Damn...they really got into it!
Date: 14 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 28: Epilogue: A Journey's End
Excellent story. Thank you for sharing.
21 year old Jacob finally admits to best friend and band mate Embry that he likes guys, leading to a trip to a club where he finds himself unexpectedly attracted to one of the acts there. Jacob's liking for one of the 'cold ones' quickly leads to complications for him and the Wolfpack.
Story is rated for sex in later chapters and is M/M or slash, so if this isn't your thing, please don't read.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jacob/OC
Genre: Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: 108.9
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 65791 Read Count: 4577
Date: 04 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
Loved it! Thanks for sharing.
Author's Response:
Thank you for reading, I'm glad you enjoyed this one :)
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Can't wait for an update, To Read (Geddy), Lilyellacullens want to read list!, J's Read and Loved Stories, Stories I've read, My favs past present and future , Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 118398 Read Count: 324434
Date: 17 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Our First Outing
Very sweet. Makes me wanna hop a plane!
Date: 17 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - Our Home
I wanna move in!!