Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm an avid reader of Twilight fanfication and have authored a few (!) stories of my own. I enjoy writing short stories and long stories and probably should find additional hobbies because I do it a lot!
I'm married and the mother of three who are all on their own, so I'm old enough to know that most of the people who read my stuff are a lot younger than me, but you can't keep an old horse down.
I hope you'll check out my stories and give them a shot. I like to think their all unique without veering too far from the original Twilight theme, but maybe I'm a little touched in the head.
UPDATE: 2/6/17/Thanks to all of you who read my Twilight stuff over the years. I've moved on to original fiction, publishing my first book on Amazon. Its entitled "Loving the Bull Rider," under my name...Sam E. Kraemer. I hope you'll check it out!
Cheers!
SK
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Can't wait for an update, To Read (Geddy), Lilyellacullens want to read list!, J's Read and Loved Stories, Stories I've read, My favs past present and future , Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 118398 Read Count: 324434
Date: 17 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 - Our Full Garage
God, I want that car! Good choice.
Date: 17 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 - My First Day
I think Edward's gonna flip when he gets a load of her in that getup!!
Date: 17 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 - Our Binding Reunion
Well, I knew he'd flip...I need a cigarette now...
Date: 17 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 - My Confidant
So good!! Can't wait for more!
Date: 22 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 - Our Cheesy Quotes
Great chapter.
Date: 22 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 - His Life
Really great chapter!
Jasper finds himself in a sticky situation when Edward surprises him with an unconventional treat.
Beta'd by the amazing texasbella and the beautiful banner is made by JA Mash
**Banner inside**
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3335 Read Count: 11676
Date: 24 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Looking forward to this one! SK
Date: 24 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
What a great little story! Thanks for sharing it. SK
Non-Canon/Slash: Continue with Edward and Jasper's on their life journey. Can Jasper learns to confront his past demons, and deal with threats to his family. Can Edward help him accept that he can't control everything, and to overcome his self doubt?
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Hurt/Comfort,, Mystery, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Change, My all time favorites
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54873 Read Count: 4640
Date: 14 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 12: Epilogue Two: Honeymoon
Fantastic job! I'm off to part 3
Author's Response:
Thanks for all the reviews. Happy you are enjoying the story.
Date: 14 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 9: Spring Thaw
Yay! I like Alice and Riley together. I didn't want him alone. Great job.
Date: 14 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 10: Demetri
Great chapter. Rose is always so negative. Maybe she should leave and go on her own for a while. You don't know what you've got till it's gone.
Date: 14 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 1: In the Blink of an Eye
Wow...action right off the bat. Can't wait for more.
Date: 14 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 2: Choices
I hope eventually Jasper gets to kill that woman. She's annoying.
Date: 14 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 5: Betrayed
Poor Alice. I'd hoped it would work with her and Peter. : (
"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's adult toy store...his life will never be the same. TrueEnglishRose/texasbella E/J
Also up for Best Humor in the Non-Canon Awards
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46510 Read Count: 32440
Date: 24 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
Pink is just not their friend...
Date: 24 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Just found it. Looking forward to it. Interesting first chapter.
Date: 24 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23
Great story. Sorry I didn't review each chapter, but I'm a shit that way. Loved it!
The boys are ready to start their future together, drama free and full of toys. Having said their ‘I do’s’ they are headed to Greece for their 3 week long honeymoon. What antics can they manage to get up to in a foreign country?
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: Can't wait for an update
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28328 Read Count: 34749
Date: 24 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
: )
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review hun :)
TB & True x
Date: 24 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Thank you for the images...adds to the ambiance...
Author's Response:
We aim to please hehe
TB & True x
Date: 24 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Now, those are friendly skies...
Author's Response:
:D
TB & True x
Date: 24 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh, to be that flight attendant...
Author's Response:
I know, right? lol
TB & True x
Date: 13 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Seems like things are going along well for our boys! Great chapter.
Author's Response:
Thanks hun :) xxx
Date: 13 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Lordy...
Author's Response:
indeed hehe xx
Date: 13 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
so hot! Great chapter.
Author's Response:
Thanks hun, we're glad you enjoyed it :) xx
Jasper Whitlock has come to Forks to live out the last few weeks of his life in the comfort of his mother and father. Doctor Edward Cullen will stop at nothing to know the young man his father is treating, no matter how long they have. AU. Slash. Hu/Vamp.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56238 Read Count: 1929
Date: 12 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter Six
I really liked this chapter. Edward's a lot less uptight, and I like seeing that in him.
Date: 12 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter Eight
Loved meeting the family.
Date: 12 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter Eleven
Phew! That was close...
Date: 12 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter Twelve
This story was great. Should have loads more reviews. Thanks for sharing it.
After a lifetime of love, Emmett has to find a way to live on without Edward. With the help of their daughter, he discovers that it is possible to recapture that love...again and again.
**Entry for The Summer It All Began anonymous slash contest
**The beautiful banner is by JA Mash
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Edward/Emmett (slash)
Genre: Drama, Family, One-Shot, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3602 Read Count: 538
Date: 10 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Awww. That was so sweet. I truly loved it.
He asked for time and I told him he could have all the time in the world. But how long does it take for him to figure it out? Written for Loopylou992's Birthday!
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Emmett/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Hurt/Comfort,, Poetry, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7475 Read Count: 971
Date: 08 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Damn, this is good! Love it.
Date: 08 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
I can truly feel the pain for both of them. Excellent story.
Date: 08 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
That was so sweet and poignant. I loved it. Thanks for sharing.
Written with Siobhan! He said I had no life before him. He said that he was my past present and future. I couldn't remember life before him so he must be right. He promised that he would never leave me, but one day that all changed.
Thanks to Christag for the banner!
Thanks to Stepaine Mason for the other banner!
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lilyellacullens want to read list!
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 159709 Read Count: 59807
Date: 29 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
I hope the reason Edward's under arrest in chapter 1 is because he killed Charlie in Chapter 3...great start.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Oh, yeah, that dude is off his rocker!
Date: 29 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Hey - be careful what you wish for...she did say she wanted privacy...
Date: 29 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Holy Billy Hell...the whole lot of them are cracked!
Date: 29 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Yep...just like I said...cracked. Wow. I can't believe this doesn't have more reviews because it's freakin' awesome. I don't usually go for dark stories, but this one sucked me in from the beginning. Can't wait for more.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 11: Esme's pov outtake
Where is this freakin' cult with these crazy Stockholm Syndrom inducing men? Good chapter. Can't wait for more.
Summary: One day, three missent texts and four couples... secrets spilled and relationships kindled but who will be the last to know? A soap opera of fanfic proportions. Rated M for language and slashy lemons. Written for the Drabble Wars DYAC Prompt challenge.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings(nc)
Genre: Family, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12626 Read Count: 13126
Date: 15 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27
Great little romp! Loved it. thanks for writing.
Date: 15 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
OMG! This girl needs to go to a convent school : )
Beautiful Banner moved to chapter 1 comply with Google requirements
One is the mayor, happily married to the perfect woman, adored by the townspeople. The other is the sheriff, distant, gruff and feared. They both have secrets that can only be shared behind closed doors. Written for the pick a pic challenge.
Banner made by vbfb1
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Erotica, One-Shot, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4664 Read Count: 2378
Date: 10 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh, I did love that story. Thank you for sharing it with all of us.
"It takes a village to raise a child" and apparently, sometimes a man.
Jasper wants to do right by everyone around him which results in him avoiding living, until an outsider comes in and shows him how to live again.
A special Birthday One Shot for my dear and loving friend, Jess (JA Mash)
Have a great one babe!
Beta'd by the totally amazing and talented lady, TexasBella
Banner made by the beautiful and amazing lady, Arc Morpheus
This is slash, of course, so please don't read if it's not your thing :)
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Drama, Family, Friendship, One-Shot, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My Favorite Stories, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8188 Read Count: 1431
Two men, lifelong friends, set out on their journey as lovers as they travel to Scotland for their honeymoon. Will a secret wish they made so long ago come true? Birthday shot for nmydreamz.
Thank you to Arc Morpheus for making the banner on such short notice!
Categories: All Human, Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Fantasy, One-Shot, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4472 Read Count: 968
At the end of story Hostage, NYPD SWAT boys Edward and Jasper married. This is their Honeymoon.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Hostage
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17871 Read Count: 5380
Date: 05 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - The Beach Cottage
Off with a bang!
Author's Response:
Hi samekraemer
Oh yes, they's on honeymoon, gonna be a lottta banging.
Take care
maryhell
Date: 05 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - Orientation
I thought the discussion was brilliant! Great job.
Author's Response:
Hi samekramer
heheheeh, I enjoyed being with the boys on that one.
Glad you liked it
Take care
maryhell
Date: 05 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - Reflections
Loved it!
Author's Response:
Hi Samekraemer
Glad you loved it. Thank you for reviewing.
Take care
maryhell
Date: 05 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - Pool
H.O.T.
Author's Response:
Hi Samekraemer
Thank you. I don't think I'll play a game of pool again without thoughts of these guys.
Take care
maryhe;;
Date: 05 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - Hike
Loved the part with the idiots! These two are great!
Author's Response:
Hi Samekraemer
The teletubbies picked on the wrong men.
Glad you enjoyed it
Take care
maryhell
Date: 05 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - Dance the Hula
Great Job!! Off to read the next one! Thanks for sharing. It was quite a honeymoon.
Author's Response:
Hi ssamekraemer
I'd love a honeymoon like theirs.
Over the moon that you enjoyed the boys honeymoon.
Huge thanks for reading and reviewing every chapter. You are wonderful
Take care
maryhell
I stand here today on the precipice, about to take the jump. I will tell you why, I will tell you exactly how I got here. And this time, I will give you the complete and undiluted truth.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Angst, Drama, Erotica, One-Shot, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8649 Read Count: 216
Date: 08 Aug 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I'm typing through tears! This was great. I wanted to hate Edward for lying, but it seemed as if he had enough self-hate for all of us. Thank you for redeeming him. Great job.
Manipulative and b*tchy Bella hurts Jacob and then moves on to sweet innocent Edward. Can Jacob help Edward repair the damage Bella does during the time they are together and will Bella get what she deserves?
All human story rated for lemons and please note this is a SLASH story so don't read it if it's not your thing.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Edward/Jacob (slash)
Genre: Angst, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 92381 Read Count: 6488
Date: 29 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
I'm so happy I found this story! I'm loving it.
Date: 30 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Oh, I just want to hug him tight!!
Date: 30 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
That BITCH!!! Maybe Jake won't hit a girl, but I damn sure will!! Thank you for sharing.
Date: 30 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
So sweet. Glad Edward's getting his confidence back! Great chapter.
Date: 30 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Oh, Edward! Don't feel that way. Bella was a royal bitch to treat you so horribly.
Date: 30 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
I hope Jacob sets that bitch straight. Love this story.
Date: 30 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15
Doing happy dance over here! Glad Jacob outted Bella to her new bank account. She deserved it more than anyone~
Date: 30 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
I think I need a shower : )
Date: 30 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
Oh, I loved it so!! Thank you for sharing it. It should definitely have more exposure. SK
Author's Response:
Thanks so much for reading and for all the reviews. I'm happy you enjoyed the story :)
A bizarre twist of fate throws Jacob into a turmoil. Can he find a way for his life to be worthwhile, or is he doomed to misery and unfulfilment?
NB. If you like my awesome banner and would like one for yourself, it was kindly made for me by Mina Rivera, I know she would be happy to make you one too :)
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Edward/Jacob (slash)
Genre: Angst
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 144329 Read Count: 11376
Date: 30 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I can't wait to see how this one plays out! Great original idea!!
Date: 30 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Oh, poor Jacob!! How awful.
Date: 30 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
I knew he'd live...this story has 30-odd chapters, and it wouldn't be an E/J story if E died in chapter 9!! Well done!
Date: 31 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
Poor Jasper. I hope they find him in time. Great job.
Date: 31 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
Things are progressing well! Love it.
Date: 31 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
Oh, that poor baby! I'd love to give him a hug. Great job, Lady!
Date: 31 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
Poor Jake...a slave to his imprint. I hope Edward gets on board with him. Thank you for sharing this great story!
Date: 31 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
Wow...they're making progress.
Date: 31 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22
Well...blow me down (ha,ha). Great job.
Date: 31 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32
I loved what Emmett said to her!! So perfect. I also like the less serious side of Edward Jake seems to be drawing out. Can't wait for more.
Date: 31 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33
Good Lawd...I need a cool drink!
Date: 31 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35
If I didn't know there was a sequel, I'd be dying right now. Thanks for sharing.
Author's Response:
Thank you for reading and reviewing. I hope you enjoy the sequel :)
Bella the teen mom. Edward the sexy olderman. How do they meet and can they have more? Lets stalk them and see...
Very little angst and as sweet as i can write!
thanks to christagbanners for the banner!
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Completed Stories, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, luv2write finished reads
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 35295 Read Count: 95369
Date: 07 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
He's a bossy one, isn't he? I do love a commanding man! Love the story. Suck at reviewing, but I'll try for you! SK
Date: 07 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
He's so screwed! The kid loves him.
Date: 07 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Jesus...that's a lot of people to keep track of in one room! Good job!
Date: 07 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
I hope you had that posted in front of you when you were writing! I do love the mix-up you gave us with the family. Great job.
Date: 07 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
That one was "awwww" worthy! great job.
Date: 07 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
I'm gonna bet Edward gets really pissed about this...