Penname: imloki [Contact] Real name: lisa hartman
Member Since: 22 Jul 2010
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Summary:

Edward is a geeky comic book writer who has been secretly in love with his over-protective best friend Bella for years. He's too shy to admit his feelings, so he secretly starts writing a comic book inspired by Bella called 'Solar Eclipse.' 

After an embarrassing incident, Edward is forced to reveal his love for Bella to his friends. While Bella spends the summer before senior year with her mother, Edward, at the behest of Alice and Rosalie, goes through an extreme makeover.

 

Will Edward learn that unlike beauty, geeky isn't skin deep, it's the core of who he is? Will Bella finally see the love that has been in front of her for the last 8 years of her life.

 

 

 

 

 


Story is AU-Human and B/E (Jacob is only involved in flashbacks.) Themes are Romance/Humor/Awkwardness

Story is rated NC-17 for language, future lemons, and depictions of teen bullying. Story will alternate from EPOV to BPOV

 

Banner by ViiolentDelight, Evenstar, and Blinkie by Rason


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 72778 Read Count: 23762
[Report This] Published: 11 Oct 2010 Updated: 27 Jun 2011
Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 13 Dec 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 *~Triple Trouble Part Two~*

great so far !!

A Family Affair by nickeyd26 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 53]
Summary:

This story picks up a year after Edward and Bella were married.  He changed her on their honeymoon and there was no baby or confrontation with the Volturi.  Bella realizes as they return from a trip to celebrate their first anniversary that the Cullens have been keeping a secret from her.  Now, they want her to join in on the fun.

 

This story contains slash, fem-slash, polyamorous groupings…ah hell.  It is a damned sexual buffet.  If you are not into that sort of thing or if you are under 18, then just move along little ones.  This story is NOT for you.

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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, One-Shot, Slash
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11296 Read Count: 13575
[Report This] Published: 23 Nov 2010 Updated: 23 Nov 2010
Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 23 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1- A Family Affair

WOO!!WOW!! Thank you that took my head off I would have liked more of Edward and Esme but  I need to go for a cigerette see ya!



Author's Response:

LMAO!  I'm glad you liked it.  Esme was actually the hardest one for me to write in this story.  Carlisle is sex on a stick, but Esme is the mom and no matter how hard I tried, I could not see her as anything but.

Thanks so much for the rating and review!

Nickey

Summary:

A three part songfic inspired by the song by Lady Antebellum. Edward and Bella naturally. Can Bella forgive Edward for what he "did"?


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Drama, Erotica, Fantasy, Historical, Horror, Humor, Mystery, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic, Poetry, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6724 Read Count: 2876
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Jul 2012
Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 13 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Bella

please go on with this story 'cause I love that song so much even when I'm not upset and myfriends don't get that I'm lovin' it! Wish I could give you more points!!



Author's Response:

don't worry the next chapter will be up next week, i'm writing it right now actually :)

Summary:

 

 

 

Isabella and Edward Cullen have been married a little over four years, and been together as a couple since they were seventeen.

When Bella stumbles across some devastating evidence of Edward's infidelity on the night she is to announce her pregnancy hearts are broken,will the couple be able to move on and repair?


Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 60066 Read Count: 29877
[Report This] Published: 11 Apr 2011 Updated: 04 Jun 2012
Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

love it so far.Thank my Sunday was sooo boring thanx again

Master to you by vamp_luvor Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 188]
Summary: Past Featured Story

Banner

After Isabella's transformation into a vampire, her life changed as well. Edward changed and her whole world changed. Sweet Edward is no more and Bella has a potty mouth. Sit back and enjoy the ride between Bella and Edward. This is a BDSM story, if that offends you, don't read it. You have been warned, there are also a lot of lemons. E & B will have a HEA.

 

new banna with bella

wonderful banners both are made by:  soapymayhem

 

Beta'd by RAH07890

 

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Dominance and submission
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, Bdsm stories only, Love to drive's Stories to read
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43263 Read Count: 83151
[Report This] Published: 20 Aug 2011 Updated: 16 May 2013
Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 17 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 "The Table's Have Turned"

I wish I could give you a higher rating than this 10 'cause just the pics (thanks by the way for the fantasy material) are worth a 50 OMG!

And the story I gurry home everyday in hopes of a new hothothot!! chapter I"m gonna go for that shower and a siff HaHa ! drink now keep it up ooops ha!Ha!



Author's Response:

Thanks alot I am glad you enjoy all the pictures

I know I do !

Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Collared

I'm so sorry but I was kinda busy reacting a few of the picture with my personal boytoy/2 legged sex toy!!!!!! whoops I drooled a little don't ask where hahahaha!!! You are the best!!! More More puleaseee!!



Author's Response:

It's all good just make sure to keep the keys clean LOL

thanxs for reading  next chapter up in within a few days !!

  Muuaahh

Sex Machine by SoapyMayhem Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 30]
Summary:

 

In the year 2029, bio-mechanical engineer, Bella Swan, has created the perfect machine for Whitlock Robotics. Masen can be anyone or anything you desire... but who does Bella want her Masen to be?

 

This is a O/S

 

B/E M for Lemons/Language

 

Banner made by the fabulous Time_Lights

 

Special Thanks to Carsen Choi!

 

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance, Sci-Fi
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9105 Read Count: 4399
[Report This] Published: 01 Sep 2011 Updated: 01 Sep 2011
Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Sex Machine

Uhhh I'm on way out thedoor to plunder my bank account and my brother's to get me a Masen shhh.. don't tell the other toy!!

Taken by loopylou992 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 70]
Summary: Past Featured Story

Edward makes one mistake, and soon learns he must pay for it. Forced to lie to his family and Bella, will be manage to survive being Taken?

Rated M for lang & Lemons.

Banner by Ysar

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taken

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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 51 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 153918 Read Count: 27987
[Report This] Published: 13 Dec 2011 Updated: 08 Jun 2014
Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 17 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 28: Truth Is Out

I normally don't review cause I'm a lurker but this time wow!!

Why did Edward think Bella would be so forgiving he cheated with a married woman and alledgely got her pregnant I say that because if she slept with Edward then who knows who else she slept with?but also he blew his cool when he thought Bella was cheating on him with Paul thus sleeping with aro's tramp of a wife putting the whole family in danger and his comment about her being  a one night stand that he was never suppose to see again wow what a great guy huh?

he  does not get to accuse Bella of Sh-t or be the victim he caused this nobody else so no poor me for Edward,also since when did Aro's mouth become a bible like he would tell Edward the truth Aro's creepy enough to have bugged her apartment and watched her while she was naked and as for Reily we know that was crap but for him to accuse her trying to get rid of him he sure belives every lie Aro fed him, in the beginning of this mess he had no trust in Bella to begin with an old friend once told me for a person to belive you to be guilty of something then they must be guilty of it first! Well having said this I think it's great story and you are not scum in fact I think you're great also if Bella cheated on him he had it coming after the things he's pulled.I love the story can't wait for the next chapter please hurry!!!



Author's Response:

Hey there!

Thanks so much for not lurking, I know alot ot people do lurk, but you are more than welcome to do that. I am pleased that this chapter helped you step out of the shadows.

Edward is confused, he expected a different reaction to the one he got so that came as a shock to him. There is alot more to come and I have the end of this one in my mind, so I just need to get them there. 

 

Lou x x x

Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01 Dec 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

From the lurker: Sorry I said Paul instead of Sam see? this is why I lurk

A really great chapter I'm glad Bella didn't have sex with Aro not that it would matter also I'm guessing the Reily comment is a jab at Edward's infidelity and possible Fatherhood With another woman while he and Bella are childless so if she did do Reily it pales in comparsion to his actions.So that's it  I can't  wait for the next chapter!



Author's Response:

Hello lurker! I really don't mind people lurking, but it's also nice to hear from you too. Thanks for reading and reviewing. Nope, Bella did NOT sleep with Aro she wouldn't have dreamed of it. Riley, well I am keeping that under my hat for now...

Summary:

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An asteroid strike has caused the end of life as we know it. Bella and Edward struggle to survive in a world of perpetual icy twilight as society breaks down around them. Entry for the TilTheWorldEnds Contest. AH/AU


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Sci-Fi
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8972 Read Count: 670
[Report This] Published: 03 Apr 2012 Updated: 03 Apr 2012
Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07 Apr 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Some Say in Ice

I can't stop crying sorry I took so long to review it was beautiful!!



Author's Response:

Hello,

Thank you for the compliment. I'm glad you thought it was beautiful even if it did make you cry.

Lissa

Summary: Past Featured Story

hard

 

No one ever said parenting was easy. But, when you have a spoiled brat of a teenage daughter,  a little boy who thrives for attention, and immature parents, you could say that there family is a little more chaotic than some families, and in need of some help. It doesn't help that the town likes to gossip about them, and Mrs. Weber  is out to get Bella and little Masen.

Banner made by TwistedinMasen

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Family
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: J's Read and Loved Stories
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 64080 Read Count: 11372
[Report This] Published: 09 Jul 2012 Updated: 04 Jan 2013
Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 09 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

yes i would like to read more and hahahaha making tanya Bella and Edward's daughter and she'still torturing poor Bella and Edward!!!!!  One big butt spank for you !!!



Author's Response:

Haha of course!

Thank you!

Here is your teaser!!!

Edward still had the game on, and Masen had his Legos put away. I handed Masen his ice cream and Tanya soon joined us, taking hers. I sat on the couch cuddled up with Edward while eating my dessert. I wasn’t into sports and I really didn’t know much about football. I only knew what they wore and what the ball looked like.

Masen was trying to get Tanya to talk to him as he sat next to her. He really wanted his sister to like him. I don’t know how she could be so cruel to him. He was such a cute little boy that it was really hard to get mad at him. He was always happy when she wasn’t picking on him.

I finished my bowl; Edward placed in on the coffee table next to him. He kissed my temple and pulled me closer to his chest.

“Stop pushing me,” Masen grumbled at Tanya.

Tanya ignored and pushed him every time he tried to get back on the couch. “Tannie, stop it!”

She snickered and pushed him again. “Tanya, knock it off,” I snapped.

She gave me a bitch brow and a smirk before she pushed him with a lot of force, making him fall hard on the wooden floor. He immediately started crying and I got up to see if he was okay.

“Tanya, why the hell did you do that to your brother? Is it really that fucking bad that he wants to sit next to you?” Edward yelled.

“Who cares? I’m going up to my room. You people suck.” Tanya scampered off up the stairs.

Check the blog on Wednesday for an additional teaser and picture tease: ADADancerfanfic (dot) blogspot (dot) com

I'm on Twitter also @ADADancerfanfic for updates.

See you Sunday!

Summary:

Read the new version on my profile.

After moving to Forks, Bella has an "accident" resulting in two twin daughters. A couple years later, and another "accident", Bella leaves and finds what she and her girls have been missing. Their Cure can't be too hard to find, (right?) but the journey there wont be too easy.  

WARNING: Swearing, mention of Rape, Violence and other topics included. Do not read if this offends you or you are underage. 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/None
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4160 Read Count: 1720
[Report This] Published: 10 Oct 2012 Updated: 01 Feb 2013
Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 14 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2-- Moving In

How about  chapters 4-5-6 I like it so far I'm looking for this to turn into a ten keep up the good work! 



Author's Response:

Thanks for the review. Ch 3 will be up in a few hours !

Summary:

It's late October. It's time for Eddie 'The Vampire' to own the airwaves at night like he has done for the last forty-three years with 'The Hairy Claw'. Rosalie is a new hire to the radio show who is set to find the truth about Eddie. What will she find?


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Supernatural
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36521 Read Count: 6463
[Report This] Published: 27 Sep 2017 Updated: 09 Nov 2017
Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 29 Oct 2017 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21

Hi Me again loving the story my best friend in the world slapped me on the back of the head ad for not teling you about the movie 8Legged Freaks and for the H.P. LOVECRAFT  fans Reanimator featuring Chicago's  on Jeffery Combs and for you boyband fans ff a Zombie Movie called Dead 7 Featuring member of The Backstreetboys,'NSync 98 Degrees and Oldtownl!!!! Laters!



Author's Response:

8 legged freaks and Reanimator are between my favorites :) But I still haven't watched Dead 7. I know they run it at Syfy channel, so it's just a matter of time.

Thanks!

Reviewer: imloki Signed
Date: 14 Oct 2017 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

yes! and I have some favorites to recommend John Carpenter's The Thing with a young Kurt Russell and crew fighting a horrific creature from another planet

Scared the buscuits and gravey out of us We went as a group to see it they also made a prequel I recommend in 2011! And Cabin in the Woods with Chris Hemsworth nuff said on that and finally for a laugh and a scream Return of the Living Dead  Punkers vs Zombies who could ask for more?

 



Author's Response:

You can't go wrong with Carpenter, he's a great director. I remember watching this film as a kid (probably behind my parent's back). It scared me too! And let me tell you that fx are still great! The prequel is really good, which it's great now when somehow they take classics and screw them with 'remakes'.

'Cabin in the woods' it's quite impressive and dare I say 'intelligent'? I mean, of course, it mocks the horror cliches, but that scene when all the monsters get free... scary. And yeah, Chris Hemsworth ;)

Return of the living dead... let me just say, that the split in half dog scared me but made feel sad :(

Do you mind if I add your list as a suggestion? I'll give you the credit.

Thanks.

 

Reviewer: imloki Signed
Date: 15 Oct 2017 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Sure feel free i have one more movie it's called trick or treat it has anna paquin aka sookie  in one darkly amusing storie and then their are 3 more scary tales kind of like tales from the crypt  



Author's Response:

Trick or treat is a 'must watch' every Halloween :) Those poor kids in the school bus are pretty scaring but their story is so sad.

Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 17 Oct 2017 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

I'M SORRY I DID NOT GIVE YOU RATING OR REVIEW I WAS ENJOYING THE STORY I'LL MAKE IT TO YOU WITH ANOTHER MOVIE IT'S CALLED FROM "DUSK TO DAWN" STARRING GEORGE CLOONEY ! YES THAT GEORGE CLOONEY,QUENTIN TARATINO,JULIETTE LEWIS,CHEECH MARIN,SELMA HAYEK WITH A LARGE SNAKE,CLOONEY AND TARATINO ARE BROTHERON THE RUN ON CRIME SPREE THEY STOP AND HOLE UP A SEEDY MEXICAN BAR THEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! NOT FOR THE KIDDIES THEY HAVE ONE CHARACTER CALLED SEX MACHINE (you'll see why) i choked on my popcornafter hearing the sells pitch out side the bar!



Author's Response:

Don't worry, but thanks a lot :)

From dusk 'til dawn... Hmm. Salma Hayek and her dance with the snake (insert wriggling brows). Really funny and gory ride. Added to recommendations.

Tonight I'm going to post your suggestion on chapter 13.

Thanks.

Summary: Past Featured Story

DB

After dealing with a life-changing obstacle, will Edward and Bella find their HEA? 

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Angst
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11286 Read Count: 6780
[Report This] Published: 04 Dec 2017 Updated: 22 Dec 2017
Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 10 Dec 2017 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I would not bash this story as I have a family member who is going through something similar with their spouse so I,m very interrested

Summary:

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Prince Edward travels abroad to find adventure, experiences but more importantly himself. Agreeing to be father to Bella's baby is the only the beginning. He thought his biggest challenge would be to get the royal court to believe he is the biological father. It takes a baby to show Edward the man he truly is; the man he could be. In honor of my DS community.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 137118 Read Count: 23603
[Report This] Published: 03 Aug 2018 Updated: 07 Nov 2018
Reviewer: imloki Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01 Sep 2018 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

Happy b day!!! You have me on the edge of my seat