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**UPDATE**
Monday March 28th, 2011: The Delicate Dance of Marriage
I hate sending out fake chapters so I hope everyone knows to check my profile, for info about my stories.*
I must apologize again for taking so long to update!
I have been working on re-editing all of my chapters.*not changing the story, just working on grammar and sentance structure.* It is a work in progress and I will be updating my story when I have all the chapters edited.
Along with all of this, late last year I found out that my mother-in-law has stage 4 cancer. Since that time I found myself to be her primary-care giver. While I pray all the suffering she is going through and all the stress my family is in, is not in vain, the process obviously has taken a toll on my entire life.
I have however, with the love and support of friends, found time to continue my work on "The Delicate Dance of Marriage." So "NO" this story is not abandoned or on hiatus. I work on this story in someway every single day.
I apologize for making you all wait, I just want the story to be as good as it can be.
xoxo-FunkyD.
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A little bit of back ground!
30something-stay-at-home-mother. Real life for me is really really crazy busy. But writing fan fiction still rules my world!
I love to read everything Twilight! as well as love to discuss awesome FanFics that are out there!
I live in Austin TX and fell into the world of Twilight by accident. After reading Breaking Dawn... the FADE TO BLACK honeymoon killed me! I was left with a huge VOID in my life! So i hunted far and wide for something to fullfil the deep dark pit in my soul and well I found the world of Twilighted, Fan Fiction and of course The Writers Coffee Shop!
Let's just say my life will never be the same again!
My Stories and Future Projects!
I am not an amazing writer by any standard! but I have a ton of ideas floating around in my head! I write because I want to and love to share my thoughts with others!
The Delicate Dance of Marriage: a Story close to my heart and my first attempt at writing fan fiction.
Forums for The Delicate Dance of Marriage:
The Writers Coffee -- http://thewriterscoffeeshop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=59&t=117
Twilighted -- http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=6213
Raging Hearts & Fighting Destinies: My first attempt at writing a story for a contest. I am planning on expanding into a mutli chapter.
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I apperciate everyone who reads and reviews! It helps me as a writer know that I have made a connection if any with the readers. I also love to see others take on the chapters I have written.
Thank you to everyone for taking the time to read my work!!
I do twitter on occasion: Twitter id: funkydiva1978 & I am on gmail all the time: funkydiva1978@gmail.com
15 yr old Bella has a fairly normal life. That was until her mum's new boyfriend came on the scene. Will Bella survive her new life? Dark Themes, Cannon Pairings. GRAPHIC
Thanks mkystich for the amazing new banner... AGAIN!!! :)
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, I Whitlock's read , My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 89516 Read Count: 311087
Date: 07 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - In My Hands
I got post. AND... really i almost died reading this. omg Jenny. omg.
xoxo FunkyD.
Author's Response:
You are so funny... It just wouldn't be a good TSOFOOTROZA story without a bit of Creepy Drama...hahahaha.. Hope you continue to like it...and don't have nightmares.
After Renee and Phil die in a car accident on Bella’s 17th birthday. She is sent to live with her father, Charlie and brother, James in Forks WA after being separated for 10 years with no contact. Charlie dabbles in training and placement of the “perfect” wife for exclusive clientele. Bella quickly learns that she’s going that she’s going to get more than a high school education. She's going to be educated with a purpose.
I don’t own Twilight
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Finished, Themslovebug90's read stories, My Favorite Stories, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiMaf, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 55 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 244105 Read Count: 1625035
Date: 24 Jan 2010 Title: Chapter 46: Chapter 45
Loved this chapter.... It was soo ugh how in the flash back lil bella was treated sooo badly from the start... the whole process and the "training" that was slowly being started...
ugh my heart hurts.
As for Carlisle.. i hope when Edward comes to know the truth that he puts two and two together..
loved it Mic. Just loved it!
xoxo--FunkyD.
Date: 27 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 47: Chapter 46
i have been soo busy and sick.. and moving!! but i just got some free time inbetween everything to finally get here and add you to fav's and try and catch up!!
I heart you Mic... My heart loves E and B as they heal... but EVIL Carlisle.. he just makes me SHAKE!
xoxoFunkyD.
Date: 27 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 48: Chapter 47
Mic-- i died. I just had to stop and go back. Then stop and go back. OMG. I just don't know what the next chapter will have. I don't know if i can go back and read it. OMG. OMG. Hold me??
xoxo--FunkyD.
Author's Response:
Remember...happy ending, happy ending. Just keep chanting that in your mind as you read. :)
Date: 27 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 49: Chapter 48
Mic--- I held my breath... THIS chapter had me in tears.... OMG. this chapter just killed me.
OMG. I wanted to kill him. grab him by his neck.. and slap him... but when he cried with her... as he tried to play the role.... OMG. it was all sooo EMO.
Thank the lord that she FINALLY told him about Carlisle..... OMG. i am just scared that even a locked door won't kepp her safe... **thud** yupper i am fainted.
xoxo--FunkyD.
Date: 06 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 50: Chapter 49
my heart breaks for bella... OMG. it was just so hard to read about her prison... le sigh.
Date: 05 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 50: Chapter 49
Mic!!!! I think i went BLIND!!!! i can't see the chapter!!!!! Am i blind? OMG i don't think i am.. cause i am can read what i am writing!! MIC help me!!!!!
;)
xoxo
FunkyD.
Date: 02 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 52: Chapter 52
jumping for joy.. crying.... and scared to death. i don't know i how i feel Mic... but i feel so numb for Bella... Le sigh... hold me??? Wonderful chapter!! really!!!
Mic i am scared for these two..... i believe in HEA... i believe in HEA's!! :)
xoxo--FunkyDiva.
Bella's a good girl, goes to a private girls school doesn't put a foot wrong. Goes out for one night with the girls and meets bad boy Edward who is from a public school and leads Bella off onto a different path..
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33439 Read Count: 36897
Date: 27 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Love love this story! i just got time to finally sit read and catch up and REVIEW!!
But please tell me JACOB dies in freak car accident and Bella meets Edward at the funeral where he says he loves her and she makes up him.. and they make whoopie and have tons of babies!
just kidding! i love it..
xoxo--FunkyD.
Alice & Jasper's story from The Perfect Wife.Takes place 2 years before TPW covering the first few months of their marriage.
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12187 Read Count: 19229
Date: 22 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Mic! i freaked out. I was like please please please don't let Jasper get violent. Please please.... i just couldn't take it.
Le sigh. perfect chapter lovely.
Muah!!
xoxo---FunkyD.
He met the girl of his dreams. She met the man of her nightmares. How far would you go for your obsession? AH/AU/OOC
For the BEYOND THE PALE contest-Third Place Voter's Choice Winner
Banner by Mehek18
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Emmett
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44991 Read Count: 48122
Date: 25 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Mic! my superhero!!
I have been soo uber busy but read all the chapters today! i am soooo excited to see where this story goes. i can already see the insanity that will result.
i love your stories you know how long i have followed you! darling i would follow you anywhere!
So lets see. hmmmm so many questions. i guess i will just have to wait for the update.
xoxo-FD.
Author's Response:
Hi! Thanks so much for being such a faithful follower of my stories. I look forward to your questions. :)