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Bio:
I am a mother to a 10 year old fanfic orpahn. I read a LOT, and now I am trying my hand at writing. My story A Whole Lotta Trouble is my first venture into the world of writing, and it gives the world Mechanicward. Who, by the way, i am kind of in love with.
One Bet. One Week. No Rules.
Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise.
A slightly tongue in cheek smutathon and my first fan-fic.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My To Read List, Ageise02's Read Stories, Twilight - Read, G8or Favor8s Read, To Read
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 137672 Read Count: 315860
Date: 24 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 - You're the Storm
oh baby, that was the funniest fucking Emmett-ism i've heard in along time! tears... ok, totally laughing my ass off. and thank god for that, because i want to beat dumb ass Eddie to a bloody fucking pulp. like now. he really needs a shrink, bb. maybe lcy will let him see Dr. Banner. his idiocy is fan-fucking-tastic. but, then again so is Swan's... they totally deserve eachother. can they just sit and talk like normal human people for once in their sex tainted lives...PUHLEASE??? and can they do it without any jacobian fucking? i'm not sure i will be able to stomach the Amarok inside my Bella. ugh. and why are jasper and bitch ass alice not telling him how upset B was? i mean, i get it. she's not your normal chicklet... but she gave him everything that night, no? *le sigh* *slams head against desk* thanks for the update... must go ponder the dumb ass and the ice queens future. i heart you hard baby, and hope that RL eases up for you soon.
Date: 03 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18- Edge of Joy
i'm soooooo glad you're back, bb!!! i missed you so ;) ok, let's talk sbout the closet sex... YES, PLEASE! i thought that it was awesome sauce, and wouldn't mind more "throw her up against the wall, and rip her panties" sex. and just for the sake of saying it... i threw up alittle in my mouth when i thought that the puppy lovin' was gonna go down. *wipes brow* and i'm diggin that Eddie is finally stepping up and admitting his feelings, it's kinds refreshing, since they are usually so incredibly selfish and immature. lol. i can't wait to hear his POV. don't go away for so long anymore, Sweets, it was breaking my heart!
Date: 21 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23- Hologram
first of all, everytime you update i am left with the chapter swirling around in my brain all effing day long! i call it BDR syndrom. it's nice and i'm not complaining, but DAMN this chapter really messed me up. i feel sorry for Bella. i want to squeeze her and shake her until life makes sense for her. i have that trust issue that she has, and i know first hand how hard it is, and just want to tell her to love him and and let him love you back! the self destruction is unnerving, but i suspect it is unavoidable. we all know that she loves him, and i even think that she trusts him. i believe that she doesn't love or trust herself. it's kinda heartbreaking. i just REALLY pray that she won't do anything stupid with James... although i can see it happening as i write this. "please Bella, come out of emo land and step into the light! lol. walk away from the douchy ex boyfriend... no, run away from the douchy ex boyfriend!" do you think she heard me???
love you, bb... and p.s. i got my midnight tickets too! even better i got tickets to see all 3 movies! lol... pathetic? why yes, i think so ;) *squish*
Date: 05 May 2010 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20- Jigsaw
well, well, well... if it isn't Eddie and Bells falling in LOVE! that had to be one of my most fave chappies yet! and trust me, that's saying alot. it seems they've gone all "Tupac - Bonnie and Clyde" on our asses. (all i need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend) and i adore it. i knew they'd come around, i just couldn't see how they'd do it. but i guess that is what makes you the genius, and me NOT. lol. you know i have extreme love for this little tale, and this chapter is no exception! xx~j
Date: 24 May 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21- Perfect Hands
oh Kiki.... you make me so smiley! i am SO glad you didn't make it all shiney happiness just because they decided to give it a try. i love that Bella denied it to Mike, and i squeed when Edward didn't deny it to Jessica. who knew that he's be the one to let it out? and then THE KISS!!! it was awe inspiring... i think i read the last passage like 6 times. it was fantastic! like i said it made me all smiley and made 3 people ask what i was reading, as i stared starry-eyed at my laptop. can't wait for more, bb!
Date: 02 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22- The Lines Begin to Blur
well if it isn't more brilliance from my smut dealer! this was fantastic, in the way that your lemon meringue pie usually is. what's with the hint at angst in the end??? "Angst thy name is Bella"! jeez, can't poor Eddie catch a break? he wants to date, and try normal... kissing in the halls and banging in the parking lot.... like any other red blooded teenage boy! lol. and damn it if i didn't think they were gonna have a threesome with Plain Jane! That. Is. All.
wait... did i mention that you are brilliant? how about the fact that i lurve you beyond words for dragging me along on this little adventure? well there, i mentioned it!
xx~j