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Bella Swan lives a dull life, but when a trip to the emergency room brings her to the Cullens, everything changes. Things are not all roses and sunshine though, there are attacks on women at the local campus of UW and it's got everyone worried. Everyone needs chances, but what happens when someone chooses the wrong one...?
(AU-AH, OOC for Bella's vocabulary)
Rated NC-17 for language, mature sexual content, and violence.
On temporary hiatus, 12/19/11
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 100701 Read Count: 5338
Date: 13 May 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Oh, No He Di'int!
oh. he. did. not.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn I want to smack that bastard upside the head!!
you are mean!! hehe JK
much love!
Author's Response: Oh, but he did! First you wanna choke Tanya, now you wanna smack Jake upside the head... you're a violent ;) thanks for reading and reviewing!
Date: 13 May 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Everyone Needs a Beginning
I'm not, I just think about it, I've never even slaped someone, you see
Date: 27 May 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Sexual Attraction
hey! no fair!! he has to remember something! just a little tiny bit? pretty please?*big ass puppy dog eyes*
and geeez that was hot! pity, he was drunk tsk tsk
much love!
Author's Response: LOL! You'll see what he remembers exactly in the next chapter, sweetums! I'm glad you, er, enjoyed it! ;) Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Date: 27 May 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: Let Go, I've Had Enough
damn jacob! why does men have to do stupid things like that? ook, well I accept that sometimes women do to, but.... aaargghh!
I want to slap him upside the head to see if his two lnely neurons work for once :)
much love!
Author's Response: Men... just... are. *sigh* unfortunately, this Jake is modeled after an ex-boyfriend of mine, who resembles Taylor Lautner so much its scary. LOL! Two lonely neurons, that's funny! Thanks for reading and reviewing, sweets!
Date: 27 May 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Everyone Needs a Beginning
what never heard of that jke?
what does men do when they're tilt they're heads to the side? they're trying to connect they're only two neurons so they can understand what we're saying :P or something like that :P
Author's Response: Lol, that's funny!
Date: 27 May 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Everyone Needs a Beginning
hehehehe that I did... I have no way to deny it :P
Date: 29 May 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11: Lost and Found
wow so he did remember, but they still haven't really talked hun!
I'm not a specially patient woman, and somebody needs to give in and talk!
much love!
Author's Response: LOL! There'll be another update on Wednesday, sweets! thanks for reading and reviewing!
Date: 02 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12: A Kink In The Plans
I don't know why but every time someone says ta-tas I brust out laughin'
*balance herself to not fall of the chair*
oh my god!! when is someone going to tell her edward is not engaged!??
much love!
Author's Response: I know! I don't like the word ta-tas very much, but it was just so fitting! You'll see about Edward... Thanks for reading and reviewing, sweets!
Date: 09 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Yippee-Ki-Yay, Mother-Trucker
you sneaky little thing!!!! finally!!! freakin' finally!!!!
let's see what she does about that!*jumps aroud a bit*
much love!!
Author's Response: Sneaky? Me? Nahhhh... I hope you enjoy the chapter! Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Date: 09 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14: One Foot In The Door
oh my god!! *falls to the floor* i talk to my self but I've never talked to my private parts :P *shakes head*
let's se how the volunteering works now, huh?
I hope she gets the job with emmet, and who is attaking women at campus??
Author's Response: You've never talked to your lady bits and explained the situation to her before? Never explained the long absence of a lengthy, meaty member joining it from occasion every now and then? I do, but not very often. I hope you like the next chapter, and it'll be a while before we find out who the mysterious attacker is! Thanks so much for reading and reviewing, sweets!
Date: 18 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15: About Time
oh god!!!! finally, and that tanya bitch is so going down!!!
I'm working gotta go!
much love!
Author's Response: LOL! I hope some of it lived up to your expectations, sweets! Ohh, we are not yet done with Tanya, of this I am sure. Thanks for taking out the time from work to read and review!
Date: 20 Jan 2011 Title: Chapter 16: Uh... Yeah, About That...
*squeals* you posted!!!!! that was awesome!!! I love you :D lol
well I think she over reacted a little too :P but she has no reason to think that he's much different with all that backround, and I get her, I really do. there's just some things you've gotta make for yourself... he got in the middle of it when it wasn't needed but appreciated all the same :)
Much love!!!
Author's Response: LOL! I love you too, sweetheart. I'm glad you enjoyed it :) thanks for reading and reviewing!
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Bella Swan is a 28 year old woman who is a narcotics detective for the Seattle Police Department. Bella is assigned to go undercover as a high school student to bring down a massive drug ring fronted by the elusive Drug Lord Aro Volturi. Bella soon finds herself falling for her English teacher Edward Masen...
Edward Masen is instantly attracted to this new student, but can't pursue a relationship with a young girl.
Will these two keep things in perspective or will their ethics be damned?
Based loosely on 21 Jumpstreet and Never Been Kissed
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 191208 Read Count: 71569
Date: 31 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33
aaawwwwww that was so cute, she's all giddy about it!!
I'd like for them to retire and open a private practice :P That'll be tons of fun, I think :P But I already told you that didn't I?
Much love!!
Date: 10 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29
oh well damn girl, I read all your fic in 2 days, and damn I'm impresed!! I hope she survives...
I can't wait for more!!
Much love!
Date: 13 Jul 2010 Title: Ethics Be Damned
oh well shit!! that was a close call huh? good thing charlie is so smart :)
Much love!
Date: 13 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30
I loved it girl!! i just wish it was Rose who finished Aro off... but it was awesome
let's see how the wedding goes!!!!
Much love!!
Date: 19 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31
oh you are so mean!! I can't wait!! can't she and alice open their own practice as PI's or something??
Much love!!
Date: 23 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32
wow she's smart huh? but when is he proposing?
Much love!!
Date: 09 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34
oh it was so nice and romantic of him :) he did make her wait LOL
I loved it :P
Much love!
Date: 09 Jan 2011 Title: Chapter 35: Epilogue
aaaaaaawwwwwwwww, that was so sweet, I'd love to have a wedding like that :)
Much love!
Sequel to The Good & The Bad. Follow Bella & Edward as they mend their relationship & start their new lives in LA. Old friends & new enemies make life more interesting. With Twilight Records blossoming, Bella & Edward find their niche in the music industry.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55499 Read Count: 20188
Date: 17 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Bad Girl Bella: New Beginnings & Old Feelings
well aparently he didn't take advantage of her, did he?
much love!!!
Author's Response:
You will have to wait and see. =0 J
Date: 20 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Bad Girl Bella: New Beginnings & Old Feelings
hey! no fair! hehehehe
much love
Author's Response:
Who said we have to be fair? =0 J
Date: 24 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: The Good Boy Edward: I Will Not Fail
oooooowww I missed how softie she becomes when she's with him
*bits lip*
it's just so cute :)
much love!
Author's Response:
Yes, she does soften a bit with Eddie in her life. So sweet =0 J
Date: 27 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Bad Girl Bella: New Beginnings & Old Feelings
mean, that is just mean jejeje JK
much love!
Author's Response:
they have some roads to travel to get back to the fun times. hang in there with us! =0 J
Date: 27 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Bad Girl Bella: New Beginnings & Old Feelings
I am, I am, I promise! don't keep me waitin' long k?
much love!
Date: 30 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: The Bad Girl Bella:Not The Same Ol Rut
you are so mean! you better give me edward's view on this and let them fix it, soon!!
8
much love!
Date: 09 May 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: The Good Boy Edward: If I Could Turn Back Time
oooooohhhhh finally they kissed and made up *bits lip*
I hope he can make a carreer out of his music :)
much love!
Date: 17 May 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: The Bad Girl Bella: Could You Be Loved
aaaaaawwwwwwwwwww that is so sweet!!.... and so hot, so SO hot, damn!
no fair, no no fair *shakes head*
much love
Date: 21 May 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6:The Good Boy Edward: Surprise, Surprise
oh god that was so hot!! I need to go loose some steam now
damn you non-existent boyfriend of mine *grumbles*
*rolls on the floor and laughs histerically*
much love!
Date: 28 May 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: The Bad Girl Bella: Red House
oh shit that smile is never good *snikers*
can't wait!!
much love!
Author's Response:
Thanks. Love getting reviews. Oh Eddie and his smile. Sneaky bastard. =0 J
Date: 04 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter Eight: The Good Boy Edward: Hey, Shawty, It's Ya' Birthday!
oh my gosh that was so so so hot!!!!
damn, I need to go!
much love!
Author's Response:
Go, cold shower, find you man, it all works good. Thanks for reading and reviewing =0 J
Date: 19 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter Nine: The Bad Girl Bella: Red House Summer
oh geez por baby! that must've hurt!!! I'm against any kind of pain. I love tattos but I don't know if I'll ever ahve the ovaries to do it :P
much love!
Date: 25 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: The Good Boy Edward: Why Is It Always Me?
poor baby, they should take it easier with him...
and to top it all of he's frustrated!
much love!
Date: 10 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter Eleven: The Bad Girl Bella: That's What Friends Are For
hey, no fair!! I've said that a lot today! why is everybody cockblocking me!? *snifs*
it was fun though :P
Much love!!
Author's Response:
Sorry for the cockblock. Hoping posting three chapters for you to read will make it up to you. Enjoy the lemons.
Date: 24 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter Twelve: The Good Boy Edward: Is It Really So Wrong?
oooooohhhh! that's just mean! good think I'm gettin' a bath right now :P LOL
Much love!!!!
Date: 24 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter Thirteen: The Bad Girl Bella: Viva Las Vegas
aaaawwwwww elopement!!! I don't think I could get away with that, though, my family is traditional in that way...
much love!!
Date: 24 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter Fourteen: The Good Boy Edward: Going Home
aaaaaaawwwwwwwwww aparently he's had a revelation and won't be so hard on his son now huh? lovely
Much love!!
Date: 08 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 15: The Bad Girl Bella: Words
oh gosh that sounds good!!
Much love!
Date: 02 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter Sixteen: The Good Boy Edward: Breakout Deal
hehehe, finally her big break huh?
Much love!
Date: 10 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17: The Bad Girl Bella: I'm responsible now
oh my god!!! You cannot leave me hanging like that! Just Kiddin', I'll wait in pines and needdles :)
Much love!
Date: 18 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18: The Good Boy Edward: Who’s Your Daddy?
uh-oh, that doesn't sound very well...
I hope he asks when are they finally getting married LOL
Much love!
Date: 20 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19: The Bad Girl Bella: Fast and Slow
ooowwww poor baby, he must feel used lol
I hope she sees reason soon :P
Much love!
Date: 05 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22: The Good Boy Edward: Epilogue
aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww I'm so sad to see it endd *pouts*
but you guys are right it has to end soewhere, and that was perfec :)
Thanks for sharing and I'm so putting you on alert!
Much love!
Date: 16 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20: he Good Boy Edward: Daddy's Gonna Buy You a Diamond Ring
finally she said yes!!! that's gonna be interesting with grandad E being there and all :P
I love the name though, it's so them :)
Makes me want to have one of my own lol bt not yet :P
Much love!
Date: 29 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21: The Bad Girl Bella: My heart is ever at your service
aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww!! that is just so... them!! they're a little exentric but it fits them so well...
Much love!!
Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Stories I've Already read, Brooklyn - to read, luv2write finished reads, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 113225 Read Count: 106345
Date: 18 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
aaaaawwww it was so sweet but it was real, not just the fun stuff ya know?
Much love!
One night, I awoke to find his side of the bed empty. I can only describe what happened next to be one of the best nights of my life.
Smut, pure and simple. Features a lot of dirty talk.
AU-AH, OOC, NC-17 for explicit adult sexual situations and language.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4225 Read Count: 1343
Date: 28 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Just Thinking - One Shot
oh my god!!!
And when their kids ask how he proposed... awkward!!
but it was soooooo good!!! I think I need a cold shower, righ now...
much love!
Author's Response: LOL! I don't think it would be too difficult to explain. "Uhm, we were going to sleep." Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Date: 28 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Just Thinking - One Shot
well they may belive that as kids but wait untill they're teenagers hehehe
oooooooh fun times
Author's Response: Even as teenagers, they may not want to know everything ;)
Bella got dragged out to a bar one night. Subsequently drinking, she decided to let her old persona float away, and took opportunities that she normally wouldn't have. It was one of the best nights of her life.
Smut, dirty, plain and simple.
AU-AH, OOC, rated NC-17 for language and adult sexual situations.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8035 Read Count: 802
Date: 08 May 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Lose Yourself - One Shot
oh god!! that was hot!! and hilarious, poor, poor edward!
I'm sorry it took me so long to read it...
much love!
Author's Response: LOL!! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! You were busy, sweets, don't worry about how long it takes to get to things. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Date: 09 May 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Lose Yourself - One Shot
I know, but it was fantastic! what can I say :)
Author's Response: Lol! Thanks, bb!
Bella's been on forty-one failed first dates within the last three months. She's given up on finding her "one". Her forty-second date is on Valentine's Day. Will this one turn out to be the one that changes her mind?
AH, Bx?, OOC, rated NC-17 for language and adult sexual situations.
Categories: All Human, Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2209 Read Count: 115
Date: 02 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Notes
oh god where is he???!!! I have a feeling I'm going to like this :P but then again I always like what yoy write :P
much love!!
Author's Response: You'll find out soon! I hope you like it, that would make me pretty darn happy ;) thanks for reading and reviewing, sweets!
My gift for Snowhitequeen83's birthday. A One Shot that hopes to make you laugh. AU/AH & very very OOC.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5279 Read Count: 354
A job at the mall never seemed exciting to Edward until he saw Jasper. Each time they met, their lives were changed. (Edward/Jasper) Written for Naelany's birthday.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: One-Shot, Romance, Slash
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1198 Read Count: 576
Date: 24 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
aaaawwwwwwww that was so friggin' sweet *sighs dreamily*
much love!!
Author's Response:
Thanks for reviewing!
AU/AH Esme has the hots for her son Jasper's coach, but she thinks she's too old for him. Odds are she's wrong. Jasper's birthday pool party might provide the occasion for them both to come clean. Written for the Support Stacie Auction.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Emmett/OC
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8322 Read Count: 221
Date: 12 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Come Clean
aaaaaawwwwwwww that was so sweet!!
Much love!
Author's Response:
thank you!! :)
One Shot written for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest. Agent Jasper Whitlock moves into The Bradley, where the connected and protected live. But what happens when what's between his head and legs, gets into his assignment. AU/AH/OCC,M for lemon of course
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Jasper/Alice
Genre: One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4001 Read Count: 240
Date: 03 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 1: The Agent
oh wow!!! are you continuing this?? that would be so fun!!
Much love!
My brother, Emmett, saw the Craigslist ad, but I was the one who found the deal of a liftime. A blank DVD case never looked so good, or, after meeting its owner, held so much promise before. AH, ExB.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5070 Read Count: 741
Date: 21 May 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww that was the sweetest thing hon! it was awesome :)
Author's Response: I'm so glad you liked it, sweets!! Thank you for reading and reviewing!
A chain of love letters leading up to meeting the person meant for you. The imagination is set free and the only thing left is whether you dare take the next step or not.
A collaboration between Elvirina and chartwilightmom for Dirty Cheeky Monkey's Squeeze My Lemon.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2740 Read Count: 264
Date: 21 May 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
ooooooooohhhhhh good lord! *fans self* that was awesome!
I would love to see the second part of this, when they're actually in each others presence *sly grin*
Much love!!
Author's Response:
thanks so much, so glad you enjoyed
we have toyed with expanding, but right now both of us are super busy on separate works
thanks ;) j