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Banner by Kyndall Viscia
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read, To Read (Geddy), Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Dumbi's Most Wanted
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50937 Read Count: 421236
Date: 29 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
I have to tell you that I started reading this at lunch then I was reading at a break. I've been in training this week so I was sitting in a training conference room reading through these last several chapters. I was laughing so damn hard I was crying. I don't know what the dude that was sitting next to me was thinking but he certainly was uncomfortable with my outbursts... Thanks for that - the class was boring! ;)
Date: 29 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Hahahahahahha. Stop stop. I'm going to pull something soon. Moving on...
Date: 29 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Oh snap. I can't believe I'm done with everything you've written so far. I don't know how frequently you update but I hope it's soon. For my sake.
He scrunches up his nose. "You know, you seemed to like me more when you thought I was dying." I gasp, shocked and embarrassed. "I didn't think you were dying." He's smiling. Like a big toothy smile. Ugh! I can already tell he likes to mess with people. "No, but you sure thought I was in a coma and had amnesia." Dammit! He had me there. BPOV. AH. No Angst
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Pure Romance
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 20465 Read Count: 6777
Date: 02 Feb 2013 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Ok, you are one hilarious writer. If any of Bella's inner musings come from anything you do in real life, we're best twins because that's me to a T. How freaking funny is that shit!? Clicking next so I can hear what else Mr Hot Coma Guy has to say.
Perpetually down on her luck, things start to turn around for Bella in the strangest of places. Her new job. At a strip club. When a certain … 'Client' takes an interest in her. But how long will that luck last? Romance/Suspense/Humor. AH. BPOV.
Banner Mady By LOT
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiMaf
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 87466 Read Count: 152501
Date: 02 Feb 2013 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
I may be a dirty hoor but I'm not giving up your lemons! :) follow you wherever I need to go.
Things are getting interesting and Bella and Rose are seeming to catch on that something is going on. *flails* ;)