Reviews by twilightmenrhot
A Slow Boil by kts Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 190]
Summary: Past Featured Story

a slow boil

Bella's an exchange student hoping to find a job to keep herself employed for the summer, so that she can stay on at an exclusive University. Her best job prospect is a part-time housekeeping position with one Mr. Cullen.


Categories: All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 78922 Read Count: 59617
[Report This] Published: 08 Jun 2012 Updated: 01 Jul 2012
Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 21 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

Yay!! I am beginning to think "Mr Cullen" is simply lonely and in need of human touch.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 22 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

I shall be most eager for Mr Cullen to figure out what he wants. to do about and with his Miss Swan.

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Date: 24 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19

*swoons* What a spectacular evening!

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21

Lovely visit with the family. Glad his brothers warmed to Bella.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 01 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24

Thank you for this fun little journey.

Summary:

Bella has always lived in the shadow of her twin brother, Edward. But on a graduation trip with their friends to a secluded cabin, she starts to develop feelings for his roommate Jasper. How long can they explore their feelings while keeping Edward in the dark? Non-canon pairing.

 

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Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Angst, Friendship, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02 Bella/Jasper stories
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25705 Read Count: 13721
[Report This] Published: 10 Jun 2012 Updated: 04 Jul 2012
Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 04 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

A fun little trip. Thanks for the journey.

Summary:

This is what I'd like to have seen happen after Edward disabled Bella's truck.  I am sick and tired of Edward treating Bella like her opinion doesn't matter.  WARNING:  this story will contain spankings.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22407 Read Count: 4097
[Report This] Published: 11 Jun 2012 Updated: 16 Oct 2012
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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Un-Stacking the Deck

Wow. Pappa C is laying down the law. Good to see him acting the role of family leader here.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 17 Jun 2012 Title: Fatherly Duties

Yup, Edward IS an idiot.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 14 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 5: The Bluff

Wow. Tough actions from Carlisle. Bravo to Bella for such a strict plan. Hope it works out.

Summary: Past Featured Story

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"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's adult toy store...his life will never be the same. TrueEnglishRose/texasbella E/J

 

 

Also up for Best Humor in the Non-Canon Awards

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Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46510 Read Count: 32440
[Report This] Published: 12 Jun 2012 Updated: 12 Jun 2012
Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 25: Outtake #2 Jasper's Second Piercing

What a fun little bit here. Hee hee hee! I do believe if Jasper had known the 'no sex for six weeks' bit BEFORE that might have swayed him more than the anticipation of pain! *smiles*

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 24: Outtake #1 The Stool

Crazy sexy fun! *smiles*

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23

Great fun. Glad to see them flying off to their hea.

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Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22

Beyond happy with this chapter! Oh my it went so far beyond my expectations. Sexy AND romantic!

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21

Very happy they are making plans to wake up together every morning.

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Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

So nice to have friends in the right place. Having them where you need them at the precise moment you need a favor, priceless! Bless Charlie's forgiving nature for not ruining a lovely weekend away. Oh and what a lovely weekend it is promising to be!

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

HA! OMG. Gotta say this is the first time I have read about road head and they ACTUALLY get pulled over by an officer! *grins* Shall I state the obvious and say; AWKWARD!

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

Yummy hot reunion!

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Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

Gah! Sitting on the edge of my seat in extreme anticipation!

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

Wow. Really broadening his horizons! Yowza. I admit I had hoped for a moment he would go for the nipple piercings...

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Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Oh what a sad, sorry state of affairs! Jasper's folks are likely to dismiss his declaration due to the alcohol AND because it goes against what THEY want. Ooor just maybe they will revisit this conversation once he is sober. *crosses fingers*

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Please, can Eric keep her? Please? She clearly isn't looking to marry for love. With her out of the way Jasper may just have a chance at happiness.

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Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 26: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On

Sooo. I know I sadly didn't review every chapter over at ffn, BUT as you fabulous folks were the only ones to ask, I just went through my previous reviews and copied them over here. Of course, I posted them backwards, but do believe they are listed under the appropriate chapters....

So glad new readers will have the opportunity to discover this wonderful gem for themselves. Amazingly enough, my three day hiatus from ffn wasn't really all that hard as so many wonderful authors are now posted here.

Just saw the new category tonight for Fifty Shades. Does anyone besides me find this incredibly ironic???

Summary: Past Featured Story

Rebecca Summers enjoys pleasing herself with the curtains open. That is, until a mysterious man calls to tell her that he is watching. Her fantasy becomes reality as she begins to perform for this stranger, following his instructions over the phone while he watches from afar. Rebecca’s world is turned upside down when finally they meet and she enters into a D/s relationship with her Midnight Caller. This is not the complete fic. These are the original pictures that went with the drabble version.


Categories: Erotica
Characters: None
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, kegkaty's read stories
Chapters: 320 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24894 Read Count: 3028764
[Report This] Published: 26 Jun 2012 Updated: 31 May 2013
Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 22 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 80: Chapter 80

Interesting to see him admit his perceived failings.

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Date: 31 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 100: Chapter 100

*fans self* Things sure are heating up.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 29 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 96: Chapter 96

The highly impatient part of me wants them to just meet already!!!

The slightly more mature part of me wants to watch him entice her even further into submission.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 18 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 136: Chapter 136

Never is a long time. Since she already turned Edward down in order to be faithful to Sir, I don't think his appearance has the pull he thinks.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 18 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 137: Chapter 137

This is going to be good.

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Date: 07 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19

Hee hee. Safe is such a relative term.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 09 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21

Bet her audience of one enjoyed THAT show.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 27 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 53: Chapter 53

So captivating!

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Date: 31 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 59: Chapter 59

Glad to hear from Emmett! He always livens things up.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 77: Chapter 77

Sorry for the epic fail on reviewing. Yes, I am reading. Was actually wondereing if they were ever going to meet. Am confused by the ending dialogue here. *shrugs* I'll figure it out soon enough.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 21 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 78: Chapter 78

Yay! I did't have to wait long at all to learn about the call...

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 23 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 85: Chapter 85

Anticipation can be the best.

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Date: 08 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 116: Chapter 116

Hee hee! This is great! What a way to mess with Bella. By the time she is done listening to Edward's voice during the meeting, she will be a quivering mess.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 14 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 128: Chapter 128

Edward is going to be his own mess once he smells his Butterfly.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 14 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 129: Chapter 129

Emmet! Show a little faith!

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 16 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 130: Chapter 130

I knew Edward would be suffering for that decision! Just hadn't considered Emmett's reaction.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 19 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 140: Chapter 140

Butterfly is going to be an incredibly frustrated chickie tonight.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 20 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 141: Chapter 141

I wonder if she will even notice her panties are missing?

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 26 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 151: Chapter 151

Too short? Did the reader miss the 'drabble' descriptive??  While I sometimes skip over drabbles myself, I would have missed this fun piece.  I have actually found it great for those times when I just don't have the time for a full lenght chapter but want to read a bit.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 03 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 163: Chapter 163

Great chapter. Edward's reaction was nearly as incredible as his butterfly's.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 24 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 193: Chapter 193

Emmett, you are giving out clues that Edward may not appreciate.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 16 Jan 2013 Title: Chapter 278: Chapter 278

Yaay! This may be just what Sir needs to reveal to her that he and Edward are the same. *smiles*

Summary:

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The boys are ready to start their future together, drama free and full of toys. Having said their ‘I do’s’ they are headed to Greece for their 3 week long honeymoon. What antics can they manage to get up to in a foreign country?


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: Can't wait for an update
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28328 Read Count: 34749
[Report This] Published: 30 Jun 2012 Updated: 22 Oct 2012
Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 28 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Delightful bit of smut. Like the thought of them buying a place that is THEIRS.

Author's Response:

Yes! No pink and no Maggot hehe

True & TB xXx

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 04 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hee hee hee! Not sure if I feel sorry or jealous for the airport security guy.

Author's Response:

Mr. Security needs to get over his insecurities and enjoy the job!

thanks for reading!

xoxo

tb and True

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 04 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Holy whit that was HOT.

Author's Response:

It only gets hotter! lol

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 09 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Like the idea of a naughty uniform for Jasper!



Author's Response:

Mmmmm, very hot! lol

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 23 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

YUM! That is one heck of a 'welcome home'!

Author's Response:

Isn't it?  Hehehe.... glad you liked it darlin'...

 

xoxo

tb and True

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 03 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Such a wonderful day.

Author's Response:

Thanks hun!

True & TB xx

The Purpose of Life by AJ Kelly Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13]
Summary:

Jasper Whitlock has come to Forks to live out the last few weeks of his life in the comfort of his mother and father.  Doctor Edward Cullen will stop at nothing to know the young man his father is treating, no matter how long they have.  AU.  Slash.  Hu/Vamp.


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56238 Read Count: 1929
[Report This] Published: 06 Jul 2012 Updated: 06 Jul 2012
Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 07 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter Three

I like that Jasper is the curious, inquisitive one here Especially liked the fear of owls.

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Date: 07 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter Four

Reading about Jasper telling his parents his prognosis made me cry. How awful that moment must be.

Summary:

The Quileute legends were not entirely accurate in their depiction of imprinting. Who was to know that the pack imperative was so strong? Bella is just about to find out how strong. A/U. Warning: menage, mature themes, domestic discipline.


Categories: Twilight, Alternate Universe, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Brady, Bella/Colin, Bella/Embry, Bella/Jacob, Bella/Jared, Bella/Paul, Bella/Quil, Bella/Sam, Bella/Seth
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 277262 Read Count: 388289
[Report This] Published: 06 Jul 2012 Updated: 05 Oct 2019
Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 07 Oct 2012 Title: The Pack Imperative

Glad to see another chapter posted. It will be difficult for the boys to realize that the young woman crying upstairs cannot reconcile her lover's with the physical punishment they just doled out.

Summary:

Can true love make the worst nightmare a beautiful dream? Bella is a troubled sixteen years old who is forced to marry her father's friend, thirty-five years old Edward Masen. Will he be her salvation? Will they find love in this odd situation? AH. Slightly OOC

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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Themslovebug90's read stories, G8or Favor8s Read, Stories Read by CNYBella, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, luv2write finished reads
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 75902 Read Count: 131969
[Report This] Published: 13 Jul 2012 Updated: 02 Nov 2012
Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 13 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27

Wow. That was impressive!

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Date: 18 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

*shakes head* Oh Edward! So smart yet so inept.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 16 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

HA! Would love to know just what passes through Edward's mind all evening after seeing the new Bella 2.0!!

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 19 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I love Jasper! What a great guy. I hope the talk between Edward and Bella is a new beginning for them.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 03 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

Great character development.

Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 10 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

Glad to see them home together and happily exploring their relationship.

Summary:

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One is the mayor, happily married to the perfect woman, adored by the townspeople.  The other is the sheriff, distant, gruff and feared. They both have secrets that can only be shared behind closed doors.  Written for the pick a pic challenge.

 

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Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Erotica, One-Shot, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4664 Read Count: 2378
[Report This] Published: 30 Jul 2012 Updated: 30 Jul 2012
Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 30 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yay! Nicely done. Rather uniquely so too.



Author's Response:

*takes small bow* why thankya so much darlin'!

 

xoxo

tb

Summary:

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Edward overhears Bella complaining about her lack of ‘O’ at a party and he offers to help.  Too bad Bella’s never thought of him as being anything but her geeky lab partner.

 

 

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've read
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8082 Read Count: 2608
[Report This] Published: 30 Jul 2012 Updated: 30 Jul 2012
Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 30 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very nice! Love the 'good student' bit. So easy to overlook something so good hiding in front of you.



Author's Response:

Thanks so much!  Glad you enjoyed the "good student".  I thought that was a really swoon-worthy line.  And yes, it really makes you wonder if maybe you underestimate some of the guys you see every day, huh??

Thanks for the review!

Conventioneers by Catastrophia Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 231]
Summary: Past Featured Story

Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it?

 

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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read (Geddy), Stories I've read
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22548 Read Count: 30227
[Report This] Published: 05 Sep 2012 Updated: 08 Jul 2013
Reviewer: twilightmenrhot Signed
Date: 06 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Year One, The Day Before

Oh my this is getting interesting quickly.