Corbett Stackhouse had asked Sookie to read his coworker's mind about a potential business deal, and she'd saved his life savings. He'd promised himself that he would never do it again, but some deals were just too good to pass up.

Ever since the takeover - and since Eric had recovered his memories of the week he'd spent with Sookie almost a year before - he had been angry and broody and a pain in Pam's behind. And now, with Christmas coming and no idea what to get for her maker, Pam decided to help him get exactly what he wanted. Whether he liked it or not.

On the streets of New Orleans, teen runaway Sookie Stackhouse finally found what she'd been searching for - love, acceptance, and family. What could possibly go wrong? Pre-Rev, AU. It's kind of what I do.

Growing up is hard. Growing up as a telepath? The worst. But when a handsome new boy whose thoughts she can't understand moves to town, maybe Sookie could eventually have an almost normal life after all. Then again, maybe not. Kinda A/U. Not A/H. Pre-Rev. Eventual vampires and ESN. ;)

Sookie is tapped by the NSA to be their newest asset, but will she be a telepathic super spy, or an uncontrollable agent hellbent on self-destruction? And will her handler be able to handle her?