Falling for him was like falling from grace. All wrapped in one he was so many sins. They say all good boys go to Heaven, but bad boys bring Heaven to you. TeacherBella & StudentEdward. AH. OOC.

Edward is a young British actor on the rise. His problem? He's absolutely clueless, about everything. Bella is a kick-ass legal assistant at a glamourous London law firm. They hop on and off planes all the time. Will their paths ever cross?

Sookie gets the surprise of a lifetime when her danger magnet cousin comes to town. Too bad she's hiding an amnesiac vampire in her basement... One shot. Short and Sweet

Faced with a challenge he'd never had to handle before, Edward is determined to move on and meets someone in the unlikeliest of places.

Sookie is tapped by the NSA to be their newest asset, but will she be a telepathic super spy, or an uncontrollable agent hellbent on self-destruction? And will her handler be able to handle her?

Summary: Bella Swan is not the only one with a broken heart, there are others like her. When five unlikely friends go on a journey of healing, they discover that something magical can be found even in heartbreak.

Edward's lucky he makes cute babies when his impulse buy irritates Bella.

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These are the results of my random brain working on word/picture prompts. Ratings may vary, depending on the prompt. From Fictionista Workshop prompts, started back in 2009. 

There was another to add to the company that night in the Shire, one no one expected. Isabella daughter of Elrohir Son of Elrond and Belvola. Will they accept Bella or will she hide the fact that she is both Elf and Dwarf.

Thorin/Bella

They survived the Chitauri and all that came after that bringing the team closer than ever, but now friendships will be tested and boundaries pushed. But When the Ash Settles and all there is left is chaos, things need to change. Sequel to THoaFG

Bella moves away for college. Florida is everything she used to love – sunny, friendly, warm. After encountering a man in the most unusual way, she decides to give their potential relationship a try. Bella knows there is life after Edward. And she is happy. Until Jacob calls her with devastating news. She can never escape her past. When she chooses to move back to Forks, she has no idea how close to her past she is.

This is all the collected one-shots written for various contests over the years. Includes I Want Your Life, Forbidden Attraction OS, Battle As Old As Time, Siblings, Badass Babes in Luxury Packaging, and Leader of the Pride    

Honestly, she wasn't expecting this when dragged on a camping trip...

When the girl you love is heartbroken, sometimes Facebook has the answers. Judge's Pick from 2brown-eyes in the Picture is Worth 1000 Words Valentine's Day Edition contest.

After receiving unsettling news, Bella Swan has found herself in the small, quiet town of Safe Harbor, and the daunting task of saying goodbye to the only man she ever loved. But what happens when a secret threatens what she thought was true love and another walks into her life promising forever?

A/H Edward/Bella Romance-Humor-Hurt-Comfort HEA Mature Content and Strong Language.

Easy breezy Bella goes to work at The Cullen Conglomerate believing she is there due to her unfortunate circumstances. Everything went according to Edward's plan except one tiny snafu. Both have secrets they must keep. Both must lie in order to keep their relationship. Dishonesty may be what gets them killed. AH HEA.Cannon. 

The FBI team BAU has been searching for over two months for an unsub, who can for many murders of dead women with special vampire and sectarian tendencies. The case is almost at a lost, when suddenly the some mysterious informant calls with new information...

She sacrificed a lot for her brother so he could escape hell. Now in isolation, will she find her own happiness or will war come knocking once more?

Drabble Fic

Going on horrible dates was something that Bella always did well at. Nothing made her happier then to see the back of a man as he fled to get away from her. She was having so much fun until she ended up on a date with the most chauvinistic man in New York. How could one date have gone so wrong? Now her little tricks maybe the reason she is forced to stay with a man she loathes.    

THANK YOU TO IPSITA CHAUDHURI FOR HER AMAZING BANNER!

Depressed over thinking she’ll be fired before the holidays, Bella decides to get drunk at the company party. Woken the next morning by Rose texting her to look at Facebook posts from the night before, she realizes exactly how drunk she got—and it’s bad. She and Santa were very naughty, but the worst comes when Bella realizes exactly who was playing Santa. Suddenly, Bella’s last day takes on new meaning as she struggles to resist temptation.

There's BIG changes in store for "Masen" and the Cullen's Big Top Circus. Will the Globe of Death rider have a good time as Triple B smashes her way into his heart?

TWO BROKE GIRLS TV SHOW!

Caroline lands them a huge cupcake account. Just one simple party. Only they didn't know it was going to involve leather, whips, chains and dog collars. The girls spent their rent money on supplies. What are two broke girls supposed to do? See it through no matter what. BEGINNING TOTAL: $76.23

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What happens when Jasper makes a discovery he simply can’t ignore?

Will contain: language, violence, explicit sex, drinking, smoking, gambling

Category: Twilight AU

Summary: Life is full of funny twists and turns. Who would have guessed a stop for breakfast would impact so many lives? Whether you like yours scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, or topped, you just might find your destiny at Waffle House. PBJ. Collaboration with happyghost. 1st Pl Public Vote WINNER, and Best Non-Canon in the 2018 For the Love of Jasper Redux Contest.

Title: She Wasn’t on the Menu at Waffle House

Author: collaboration with happyghost!  

Characters / Pairing: PBJ, Peter/Bella/Jasper

Genre: action, humor   

Rating: MA

Beta/Pre-Reader: 

Banner by: GeezerWench

Words: total 12,852

Prompt/inspiration: happyghost, Waffle House, and the 2018 For the Love of Jasper Redux Contest

Complete. 8 chapters

Disclaimer: Derivative work. I make no money.

A/N: It was a fun contest, and even better working with happyghost! 1st Place Winner in the Public Vote, and voted Best Non-Canon! Thanks to everyone who voted!

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4747010/happyghost

There will always be a rivalry between them until that day where everything nearly burnt down around them.

Category: Twilight / Supernatural crossover

Summary: Sam and Dean take their new apprentice to meet their mentor, Bobby Singer, and things get a little out of hand. Episode 2, sequel to Stick Her with a Fork. Written for the 2017 Fandoms for Hope and Relief. (language, violence, character death – not a main character) adventure, supernatural, action, romance.

Title: Daggers, and Tacos, and Vampires, Oh My!

Author: GeezerWench  

Characters / Pairing: Dean/Bella, Sam, Bobby Singer

Genre:  adventure, supernatural, action, romance

Rating: M (language, violence, character death – not a main character)

Beta/Pre-Reader: Bonzie

Banner by: GeezerWench

Words: total 3925

Prompt/inspiration:

Complete. 2 chapters.

Disclaimer: Derivative work. I make no money.

A/N: Written for the 2017 Fandoms for Hope and Relief in response to Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, and Maria, and the earthquake in Mexico on 09/19/2017. It brought in $680.00!

 

In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

 

Bilbo/Thorin

Months (and years) after Garuga's defeat, the Shepherds along with exalt Sokara and dracoknight Marco are finally able to live in peace. Until a new foreign land led by a vile Queen submerges it's deeds to revive the fallen Titan Hydra back to life, only one Thief can save the outcomes to the unwritten destiny on Akardos. Spin-off for the KvD LA series!

Five years ago they were together, but then his weather girl got a new job in a new city and he was benched. Now, he's got a new job in her city and he's back in play. Will he score the goal, or will the game be called due to rain?

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Tragedy introduced them, common ground brought them closer and heartbreaking circumstances will tie them together. A/U A/H OOC and all that fun stuff. Normal disclaimers apply

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But what happens when life throws you a bad-boy biker, an uptight neighbor and a couple of kids that aren't even your own? You cross your fingers and hope for the best! Bella and Edward-AH-Rated 'M'-Contains Lemons-HEA-Adult Language-Adult Themes-Romantic Comedy (Not Suitable For Those Under 18 yrs.)

Summary: Bella is deaf and due to her disability she is unable to do the one thing she's always wanted to do, follow in her father's footsteps and be a firefighter. Overcoming the hatefulness of several people, she works in the firehouse, but can she be the saving grace in a scary emergency situation? 

Book Cover and regular Banner by: HeartForTwilight Productions

A tongue in cheek OS about the Twilight Universe, and all its wonderful cliches. What's the purpose of the story, you might ask? None. It just popped in my head. Take it with a grain of salt. :)    

Bella is a Master's student who is forced to take a freshman class because her counselor "forgot" to make sure she took it. Edward is a last minute teacher added to the class Bella needs to take. The relationship between the two quickly transform to something more than just teacher and student.

Bella and Jasper feel trapped in their marriages and stifled living with the Cullens. When a mysterious note is sent to them urging them to go, do they take the bait and leave? Of course they do. Join Bella and Jasper as they go on an excellent adventure and perhaps discover a few surprises along the way.

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After six weeks of watching the emotional roller coaster Eric and Sookie have been placed on due to their new bond and their feelings for one another, Pam decides it's time to bring them both together again. With Sookie on board with her plan, Fangtasia and especially Eric are in for a night not soon to be forgotten...naturally for more reasons than one.

On Bonfire Night, secrets are revealed, gifts are received, one of three kings is deposed, and a new queen ascends.

Banner by: KittyinAZ 

Written for the Kittyinaz December 2016 Writing Challenge with the theme “Christmas Carols.” I won first place!

Category: The Originals / Twilight / Vampire Diaries crossover

Genre: action, drama, supernatural, some humor

Rating: M (character death. Not a main character)

"When the time comes that snow and thunder collide, a miscommunication shall mark a time of serenity and a change of leadership."

Amnesiac Dracoknight Marco travels with Sokara and the legendary Delyran Shepherds to re-route the cause of a great threat that is controlled by the opposite territory of Akardos.

Harry’s fifth year take a whole new spin when Draco owes him a life debt. But Harry makes another deal instead, one that will forever change his life.

Robin never imagined he'd spend Christmas Eve trapped in an airport waiting for his girlfriend to come home. Reflet never imagined she'd spend Christmas Eve trapped in an airport with a hot foreign stranger she has no chance with.

It's JJ's birthday and Will tries for the perfect gift, does he succeed?  Only M/F, M/M/F with no M/M.  Update 8.21.16 - definitely smutty which shouldn't be a surprise at this point.

Sebastian Monroe shows up at the hide-out with an intriguing new recruit to the cause of the resistance. All he has to do is convince his friend, Miles Matheson, the guy in the form-fitting black and red suit is worth it. Who’d have thought Miles’ niece Charlie would try to shoot the guy that was going to help them win the revolution?

Written for the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Superhero Fest 2016.

Crossover: Deadpool (movie) and Revolution (TV show)

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While Klaus is preoccupied with his budding relationship with a newly transformed Bella, Elijah has stepped up to the plate and taken over most of Klaus' responsibilities within New Orleans, all while also playing peacemaker between the two volatile personalities.

With his focus split, things begin to fall through the cracks as more and more humans are found throughout the city in transition between lives. As Elijah begins to close the holes in Dave's vague retelling of the plan belonging to the mystery mastermind, and Niklaus all but useless, he is forced to use other means to protect what matters most.

But, when a pair of confused and terrified hazel eyes paralyze his actions, how will Elijah react when nobility fails and action is all he has?

Sequel to Protecting Destiny. Part 2 of the Design Short Series. OOC, OC, NC, AU, Elijah/OC. Klaus/Bella. Rated for Language, adult content, and kisses of violent Gore.    

He’s a wizard in the muggle world. She’s a muggle-born who never received her letter. When their worlds collide, will his magic keep her away from him? Or will she have an effect on him instead? AU. Rated for language and adult situations.

She had given up hope of ever seeing her love again, she should have known that the fates wouldn’t be so cruel.

Finn/Bella

Silly little lemon for Straight Thru the Heart contest. Something about public toilets, radical feminism and a hot guy with his dick hanging out. I never said it made any sense.

After abruptly leaving Forks, Jasper’s utter detachment from life shows Alice he is already gone. Leaving the Cullens, Jasper wanders aimlessly. Eventually returning to Forks, he discovers the orphan that was raised by wolves. Written for the 2016 Straight thru the Heart anonymous story contest.

This is a story of how one dog's wire addictions brings about the love of a lifetime

"Alice, what do you mean when you say I'm already married?" 
"I meant just that, Edward. You can't get married because you're married, and since 1926. But it all doesn't make sense." 
"Then, apart from the fact that I've been married without my knowledge, what else doesn't make sense?" 
"Your wife was born in 1979." 
"What the f…?" 
"That's exactly what I thought when I read that line."

What if Bella was the youngest daughter of Galadriel, one who thought was lost but in hiding. What if Gandalf asks for her aid in Thorin's quest.