Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm a bored 35 year old midwestern housewife, with two teenages kids in high school. I got addicted to Fan Fiction and decided to try my hand at writing it myself. Hopefully the twisted workings of my brain will appeal to people on some level. I love to laugh, so you'll find a lot humor mixed in with drama and romance!
One Bet. One Week. No Rules.
Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise.
A slightly tongue in cheek smutathon and my first fan-fic.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My To Read List, Ageise02's Read Stories, Twilight - Read, G8or Favor8s Read, To Read
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 137672 Read Count: 315702
Date: 02 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22- The Lines Begin to Blur
Bella's not happier about being with Edward? Is she insane? I really hope they make it work!
Date: 21 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23- Hologram
She better not fuck James! She needs to take her ass back to Edward and grow up! I get people have hurt her...but Edward hasn't been one of those people. She needs to stop punishing him for everyone elses mistakes!
Life in a maternity unit is full of ups and downs!
Bella Swan, an experienced midwife at Forks Hospital meets the new obstetrician, Edward Cullen and the attraction is instant.
As their hands touched, she gasped softly as she felt the shock of electricity that seemed to pass through their skin. Dropping his hand abruptly, her brown eyes wide in surprise, Bella stepped back. Without volition, Bella felt her face flame with another cursed blush. Damn, she was 26 years old. When was she going to stop blushing like a schoolgirl?
A HUGE thank you to colorguard_girl for my new updated banner
All Human/Alternate Universe
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Brooklyn - to read, luv2write finished reads
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 222356 Read Count: 85743
Date: 03 May 2010 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30
I am loving this story so far. I love the infertility storyline and how they got pregnant inspite of Edwards prognosis. =)
After a bad break-up, Rose and Alice take Bella out to find her someone to have a little “fun” with so they head to La Push, a local college hangout, where she meets a certain 17 year-old looking guy with green eyes and sex hair. OOC. First chapter written for the NaughtyHeels Anonymous One-Shot Contest.
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 38182 Read Count: 23676
Date: 08 May 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Something Worth Celebrating
I remember nesting! I drove my husband literally insane. I vacuumed so much that I wore a bald spot in the carpet! LOL
Author's Response:
awe...the nesting thing cracked me up because I could just picture Edward walking around trying not to touch anything so he wouldn't upset her and the need to clean driving her batty.
Bella is a family attorney & Edward seeks her help. Friendship abounds, maybe more? AH OOC Rated M b/c they are adults & will do adult things! Canon Couples
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 91018 Read Count: 27772
Date: 20 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17, Forever & The Rest of Forever
Bawled my eyes out! Now, if you'll excuse me...I am going to go cuddle with my husband of 16 years. We were married when I was 19 and he was 22...this story hits home with me!
Bella thinks she has her life figured out. She has the best father and brother but all too soon her life comes shattering down around her. Will Edward be able to help her? E/B, Em/R, J/A AH & NC-17 for lemons.
Banner by Mkystich
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, To Read, Stories I've Already read, My Favorite Stories, luv2write finished reads, to read
Chapters: 70 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 156928 Read Count: 119984
Date: 24 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24
$10 billion???
Author's Response:
yep:)
Date: 28 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28
Edward is so amazing! I love the story he told her. That's so awesome!
Author's Response:
Thank you:)
Date: 10 May 2010 Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 40
It's about time! Her wallowing was starting to frustrate me! =)
Author's Response:
Thanks
Date: 14 May 2010 Title: Chapter 44: Chapter 44
Bawling!!!
Author's Response:
Thanks:)
Date: 31 May 2010 Title: Chapter 60: Chapter 60
OMG! The end with webcams made me tear up! "You can sleep now, I've got you"...is one of my new favorite quotes!
Author's Response:
Thank you:)
Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Stories I've Already read, Brooklyn - to read, luv2write finished reads, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 113225 Read Count: 106344
Date: 22 May 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
YAY!!! She's back! I think Riley is the one who turned Kate in and I hope like hell he doesn't collect the reward. He had it in his power to get Emma back a long time ago. Now I am just worried that Kates mental state is going to an issue and that she'll get away scott free! Bitch is crazy and needs to have her ass thrown in jail!!!
Date: 09 May 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
So far I am loving this. At first I was shocked that they jumped into bed so quickly, but you remedied that by balancing their feelings. I can't wait to see how things materialize once they are separated!
Date: 09 May 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
WHAT THE HELL IS EDWARD THINKING? I get that he wants to put his daughter before himself, but that doesn't mean he has to take Kate back! She used while pregnant...she needs to go! That just disgusts me and how Edward thinks she deserves another chance is completely beyond me. He'll never be able to trust her with Emma and she is still hanging around Victoria and James...give me a break! This really pisses me off!
Date: 09 May 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Great chapter...but I thought Emma's middle name was Grace?
Date: 09 May 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
Oh. my. god! I am totally bawling right now! I am grabbing the torches and the pitch forks! That bitch is going down!
Date: 14 May 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
This chapter made me cry! Emma running up to the Police Officer for help...that tore my heart out! Not to mention the fact that Kate is my daughters name, so the emotions are totally conflicting.
Date: 20 May 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
Please tell me that Riley grows a conscience and turns Kate in before she can do more damage to Emma.
Sequel to Lustful Awakings. When Bella wakes up from her coma with no memory of her life with Edward, Jasper, and Alice, will they be able to help her remember? Will she still want them if she does remember? Same pairings as in LA. NC-17
Banner by rpattz1990
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Alice/Jasper/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, Stories I've Already read, My Favorite Stories, The Awakenings Saga
Chapters: 63 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 153264 Read Count: 159064
Date: 11 May 2010 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24
I hope that Edward isn't the father of Alice's baby...it just doesn't seem right. Although the tuft of auburn hair probably means that he is. I just can't wrap my head around it!
Author's Response:
Thanks:)
Date: 14 May 2010 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27
Oh! That's just wrong to leave us hanging like that. I still think she's Edwards baby...and I am still on the fence as to how I feel about that. It just seems so wrong for Edward to have a baby with Alice.
Author's Response:
lol, sorry:) Thank you for the review:)
Date: 15 May 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I know I sound like a broken record, but I can't wrap my head around Edward and Alice having a child together. It just feels all wrong. I was wondering though...maybe you could have Bella get a Chorionic villus sampling when she's 3 months along to see who the father of the baby she's carrying is. Please don't tell me Jasper...I don't think I could handle it and I really don't need a self hugging jacket!!!
Author's Response:
Hmm, I don't know what to tell you then becasue the odds are tipping in Jasper's favor to be the father of Bella's baby.
Date: 21 May 2010 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34
Domestic Edward...I like it!
Author's Response:
lol, thanks:)
Date: 30 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 48: Chapter 48
Another girl! Please tell me that Edward is the father! I know, I need to get over it, but I just can't fathom Jasper and Bella having a child together. I still can't get past Edward and Alice having Whitley together...I prefer not too, actually. I pretend she's Edward and Bella's! LOL
Author's Response:
Thank you. I can't tell you that Edward is the father of Bela's baby cause honestly, I don't know yet.
Date: 19 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 50: Chapter 50
I am guessing that Emmett is the daddy of Rose's baby. But I really want Edward to be the daddy of Bella's baby. Maybe it would be interesting to find out that Jasper can't have kids...it would definitely add some angst to the story!
Author's Response:
Thank you:)
Date: 06 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 60: Chapter 60
Oh man! Is she Jasper's? I am trying to wrap my head around it...but I can't!
Author's Response:
All will be revieled in the next chappie :)
After a night of celebration in Vegas, Bella finds herself married to the man who made her life a living hell for seven years. Follow her as she finds true love where she least expected it!
AU/AU OCC. Canon pairing. Rated M for future lemons.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, I Whitlock's read , Amberina's Completed Favs List, Kuu Faves, Misstoria's Stories to Read, My favs past present and future , Kit's Must Reads!
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 315953 Read Count: 297704
Date: 07 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 39: Emily Grace Cullen
Green eyes! I think she have Edwards eyes and that her hair should be a cross between Bella and Edwards! The birth was very spot on. I had two and didn't find anything wrong with the way you had written it. Well, actually...I thought it was a little bit selfish to keep Edward from watching the head coming out. Her vagina will recover and he deserved the right to see his child being born. But aside from that...good chapter!
Date: 18 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 36: Best birthday ever
Haha...you used the "You're shitting me" quote from Sweet Home Alabama! I LOVE that movie!!! Great chapter.
Date: 30 Jan 2011 Title: Chapter 50: S: Epilogue
This Edward warms my heart! I love how he is with his children. It's so real. Sad to see it end! :(
***NOW COMPLETE***
Bella Swan had led a very ordinary life. She'd married her college boyfriend only to be betrayed when he left her for another girl. After the death of her father, she pulled out a map and threw a dart. The implications of that one simple act would surprise her beyond her belief. She found a home...she found a job...could she find love again after surviving a cheating husband? Only time will tell. What secrets will the beautiful stranger she meets have and how will she deal with them?
AH/OOC. Canon pairings, with twists. NC-17 for dirty language, a smattering of BDSM, and the usual lemony goodness. If you wouldn't read it with your mother standing over your shoulder, you shouldn't be reading it at all!
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, My All-Time Favorites, Ageise02 Current Reads, Single parents , I Whitlock's read , My all time favorites, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Stories Read by CNYBella, My Favorite Stories, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 258357 Read Count: 183781
Date: 05 Jan 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Moving Day
Alright, I am just going to say this. I have been following this story for awhile and was waiting to comment to see where the author took us. After these last two chapters, I went back and read some of the reviews and was SHOCKED at how ruthless and mean people can actually be. I am an author of many FF stories myself and it never ceases to amazes me that people think a good story can be written without some angst and drama. Seriously people, would the Twilight books have caught on the way they did, if Bella had skipped happily into the sunset with her vampire? NO! We came back for more, because we wanted what was next! And see who was going to try and tear them apart this time!
In my opinion, this is a great story. It's not loaded with trivial B.S. and dead end story lines that go no where. Shut up, ride out the angst and celebrate when they come out happy, healthy and stronger on the other side! For the person who suggested that E&B act like children...who doesn't? I've been married 17 years and my husband and I still compete with our 17 and 15 year old children to see who can act more childish! It happens. Love. Feelings. Emotions. They all combine and become combustible and bring out the worst in us in tense situations.
And for the Nit Picker who ran through all the legal logistics of the story line...IT'S A FAN FICTION STORY! Nothing is going into publication. The beauty of these stories, is that you can hold creative license over everything. It's your world and anything can happen any damn way you want it! If you want accuracy and a book that's gone through the whole editing and licensing process...GO TO BARNS AND NOBLE!!!
For now I give my props to the Author. You've given us a story that makes us empathize with the characters...that's not easy to do! Congrats and keep up the good work! :)
Date: 13 Jan 2011 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26 - The Next Phase
Brilliant wrap up and way to make Bella own her actions! I think you successfully fed all the naysayer Bella haters a big heaping spoonful of crow! Especially since you did it convincingly! Loving the drunk Edward that morphed into Miley! I also loved that he owned it in the text! Funny stuff! A+
Date: 20 Jan 2011 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28 - A Real Family
That was unexpectedly hot! I thought I would lose respect for Edward if he took it up the tail pipe, but strangly, it's quite the opposite! It takes a confident man to let his wife do that. I hope Bella has respect for the amount of trust it took for him to allow her to do that with no experience. That was total submission.
Third story in the Awakenings Saga. Join Bella, Edward, Alice, and Jasper as they face their toughest challenge yet, the stress of having school aged kids. Will they be able to survive? Or will this tear them apart? NC-17, AH. Same pairings as in LA & SA
Categories: Twilight, All Human, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Alice/Jasper/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, Themslovebug90's read stories, Stories I've Already read, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, My Favorite Stories, The Awakenings Saga
Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 189515 Read Count: 91317
Date: 15 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Yay!!! Edward and Bella had a baby together! OK, that makes me feel better! Love it! :)
Author's Response:
Thank you:)
Date: 18 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
I LOVE EDWARD!!! Where can I get one?
Author's Response:
I wish I knew!!
Edward Cullen was in a marriage that was doomed from the start. Having been overseas when his wife left him, he's now coming home to Washington newly single and ready to reclaim his life.
Bella Swan was married right out of college only to find out that he was a cheater, a liar and an abuser. After escaping the marriage, she's moved back to Washington to the safety of family and new friends.
Will sparks fly when she moves across the hall from a mysteriously handsome and newly single neighbor?
*Rated for strong language and lemons* Banner made by: Kiwibeme
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, Stories Read by CNYBella, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, luv2write finished reads, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 74537 Read Count: 94835
Date: 20 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1-Prologue
Great start! Pottty mouth Edward is always a good thing! :)
Author's Response:
Isn't it, though? Thank you!
What do you do when the Mob is after you? Run.
After accidentally witnessing a New York Mob hit, Bella Swan and her brother Emmett are on the run. Due to a lucky pull from a bucket, they land in Montana at the Cullens' animal rescue facility. Will they find more than just refuge with the Cullens?
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54397 Read Count: 35769
Date: 15 Dec 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: New York City
This story rocks! Quick read and great bones! It would have been an injustice to FF readers everywhere if you didn't publish it! :)
Author's Response:
Thanks Buddah!
Date: 15 Dec 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Road Trip
Love it! :)
Author's Response:
I'm sending Montana Edward to you for inspiration! lol!
Edward Cullen is used to getting everything he wants. Good looking, wealthy, and charming, NYC's most reputable playboy doesn't take "no" for an answer. Then he meets Isabella Swan and all bets are off ... Except for one.
Banner by Rochelle_0089.
-Winner: Best Edward, the Winter 2012 Sunflower Awards-
-Winner: Fic of the Week (12/10/12-12/16/12, 4/16/13-4/22/13), The Lemonade Stand-
-Winner: 3rd Place Best Quote, The 2013 Fandom Choice Awards-
-Winner: 3rd Place Best Friendship, The 2013 Fandom Choice Awards-
-Nominated: Best Edward, Eclipse Awards-
-Nominated: Best Rosalie, The Wordsmith Awards-
-Nominated: Best All Human, The 2013 Fandom Choice Awards-
-Nominated: Fic of the Month, December 2012, The Lemonade Stand-
-Nominated: Favorite Drop Everything Fic, The 2013 TwiFic Fandom Awards-
-Nominated: All Time Favorite Story, The 2014 Fandom Choice Awards-
-Nominated: Best Bella Swan, The 2014 Fandom Choice Awards-
-Nominated: Best Supporting Cast, The 2014 Fandom Choice Awards-
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Stories I've read
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 202423 Read Count: 112984
Date: 15 Mar 2013 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28: Truth and Time
Okay, Rose needs to go to the deepest, darkest recesses of HELL and stay there! I'm sorry, they dealt with this inappropriately. Edward deserved the opportunity to tell Bella all of this himself. Therefore, they should have gone to him, not Bella. Talk about winding an already bad situation up and making it 10x worse! And Rose...he owes all of them an explanation? Is she high? Aside from being Bella's friend, she has NOTHING to do with any of this? She's not a good friend, she's a vicious pit bull and Dictator! Sorry Bells, do yourself a favor and kick her to the curb. Any friend who can't look at situation objectively and deal with it in a way that puts your feelings before their own...is NOT a friend! Sorry, but she was more worried about herself in this situation. And the way she's treating Emmett? Get a grip! He with held information that had absolutely nothing to do with her. Is she kidding me by racking him over the coals FOR THAT? Nope, not a fan of Rose at all. Especially since it appears that before Alice stepped in, and clarified that the bet was called off and Edward's feelings were real, she never had any intension of disclosing that part. She just busted out the worst of it and let it ride. How do you do that to a friend? This was not a friend sticking up for friend. This was a Drama Queen, with a trumped up ego and god complex, gone mad! Rose needs to go....Kick that bitch to the curb!