Membership status: Member
Bio:
Twilight addict, but not happy dovey stuff, prefer dark, brooding, sexy, bad vampires.
Love dark Jasper & Edward.
Moving here to be able to continue the stories I love.
Over 40, 2 kids, happily married to a human, living in France.
Hate people taking others stuff and copying it for their own. I cannot write, not got the ideas, but Hell, wouldn't dream of poaching stuff that's not mine. I can proof read tho, I am really really picky. So if you need help in that direction you only have to ask ;)
You're in for one hell of a ride! Bella and Jasper's worlds collide as they find solace and comfort in one another as friends. However, as Bella's dreams begin to unfold and she begins gaining certain abilities...it seems that maybe everything that's happened to lead them here, was all part of an intricate plan. Can road trips, fun times in Vegas, and a crazy Peter help them find their Heaven?
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, My favs past present and future , Ageise02 Bella/Jasper stories
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 215333 Read Count: 67824
Date: 25 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
go jazz. get that car. xx
Date: 25 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Blimey Bella, drama queen much. snigger. xx
Date: 25 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Gad I would like to share a car seat with him. xx
Date: 25 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
hah Bella is funny when she is pissed. xx
Date: 25 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Gah I just love these guys. xx
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
ah he has got it bad. xx
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16
hah plastic teeth what fun. Definitely the best way to get married, if Alice had anything to do with it, it would have been long and drawn out far too much fuss, ohh they are there. surely Alice would have seen all this? xx
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
hah how will E/A cope with a night in jail, so funny. xx
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
ooh nice twist, her and Peter in his dreams. xx
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
ooh I do love a good Peter. xx
Author's Response:
I love a good Peter too ;). Lol glad you're enjoying the story so far!
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
oh dear. I really hope she does have a plan. xx
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22
hah do love a powerful Bella. xx
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23
wow love it. xx
Date: 28 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24
Gah I have to go tobed, no time to read another chapter. xx
Date: 29 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
lets hope he does remember. xx
Date: 29 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26
And we bow down to Idreamofeddy for the God of War. fab xx
Author's Response:
Colliding Meteors is still one of my all time faves J/B stories!!! That and Twisted4Twilight's Finding Relief!!!
Date: 30 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29
ooh I do love a plan, xx
Date: 30 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30
Epic, I love it when a plan comes together (a team!) And Lily and Edward...... xx
Date: 30 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31
Looking good.....xx
Date: 30 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 33: Epilogue
Epic, just great, I love it when I find one of these. There aren't many around, thank you .xx
Date: 30 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 34: OT - The Real Story Behind the Burning Bush
hah. xx
Date: 30 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 35: OT - Bella's Dance With the Devil
Loved it all. xx
O/S for fun. Bella is changed abruptly but she's not the sweet girl they remember when she wakes up & Jasper finds the perfect mate for the Major. Rated M for violence & gore. OOC/AU
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Horror, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4292 Read Count: 2847
Date: 19 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
haha followed you here, I had completely forgotten about this one. xx
Author's Response:
Thanks for stalkin' me appropriately darlin! LOL Still only have finished works here. Not posting WIP here...yet. I do find it funny that with your review all of my stories except 1 have 7 reviews :)
xoxoxooxoxo
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Bella Swan rose to fame starring in the hit Disney Channel series 'Girl Next Door'. Now that she's finally legal, she's ready to lose the sweetheart image. What better way to start than to get a tattoo? E/B Olderward/Tattward - Drabblish
Now available on Blogger - http://hotbubblegumfic.blogspot.com/
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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My Favorite Stories, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 66 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 45471 Read Count: 312760
Date: 04 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 60: Chapter 60
whey hey, found you. thank god. gah FF. right then, fab, so glad that Alice didn't realise straight away, and poor poor Jasper, xx
After a bad breakup, Bella takes a trip back to her hometown to spend Valentine's Day alone. What happened to the beautiful broken boy she finds sitting in the rain outside her neighbor's house? Can two broken hearts heal each other? Drabble Smut
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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lilyellacullens want to read list!
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7312 Read Count: 25918
Date: 04 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
ooh new stuff. xx
Date: 04 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
ah poor Edward . xx
Date: 04 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
wooo slow down Bella, you will scare him off. doesn't look like he has had 2 months to get used the idea she doesn't want him. xx
Date: 04 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Not even going to answer that! xx
Date: 04 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
I must have missed this first time around on ff xx
Date: 04 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
sounds like he knows what he wants, but has never done it. xx
Date: 04 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
too fast miss bella, xx
Date: 04 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
don't think.... sniggers. xx
Date: 04 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16
ah 17 year old stamina, xx
Date: 04 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
like she says, a few mins more, work that stamina a bit and then pizza. xx
Date: 04 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 20: Epilogue
sigh! xx I do like an HEA.
"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's adult toy store...his life will never be the same. TrueEnglishRose/texasbella E/J
Also up for Best Humor in the Non-Canon Awards
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46510 Read Count: 32440
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
this is hilarious, poor Jazzy. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Pleas answered, I didn't review chapter 1 originally, so this is me from ff coming to you! xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
gah I love these guys. xx you are so right the internet has almost killed sex shops. God I love those places. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
hah so funny having to lock his dick up. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
omg just checked out the pictures, I will never be able to watch sesame street again. Tom cruise - he was good then. But lady p, please you cannot compare the pink awesomeness that is lady p with Maggie. nooo. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Well if she has Eric,and he has money it will all be fine. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
Well she can keep her pink shirted Eric, I am sorry but only gay men should wear pink. And I am open minded, but living in France there are just too many men in pink. gah! xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
these poor boys, amazon, so funny. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
ah I love Jasper's dad. My son who is 9 says he is never kissing a girl and is going to live with his friends, bless him. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
Ah love Jasper's mum too. broken phone oh dear. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
omg he has gone out with a plug, is he mad? xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16
gah ! now I have to wait. snigger. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
omg I had forgotten about the plug. post when you like . xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
aw they are good. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
Athens, gah, I had my first period whilst visiting athens! xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
OMg these boys are insatiable. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22
Well I am not bringing no travel sized bottle - make it a big one! xxc
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23
Thank the lord for photoshop.x
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 24: Outtake #1 The Stool
hah poor boys. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 26: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
I can see how he forgot the spurs. snigger. xx
The boys are ready to start their future together, drama free and full of toys. Having said their ‘I do’s’ they are headed to Greece for their 3 week long honeymoon. What antics can they manage to get up to in a foreign country?
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: Can't wait for an update
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28328 Read Count: 34749
Date: 30 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
hah hello girlies, please no pictures in the middle, i am reading this in the kitchen with passes kids and teenagers. sniggers. xx
Author's Response:
Ooopsy! LOL... well, there will be pics... so keep that in mind when reading.
thanks for reading!
xoxo