Here is a smutty little one shot. Negligible plot, lot's of nakedness. Hotch and Emily get into a little trouble with some acid, the solution? Baby Oil.

Emily catches Hotch during a private moment.

He wants her, has wanted her for years.  Will his eyes finally open and see she is something more.

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A teenager on a class trip gets caught in the crossfire when an unrepentant vampire grows bored and decides a little mischief is in order to stir things up in the world.    

Edward, Bella's Dom, invites their friend, Rosalie, over to fulfil Bella's fantasy. Together they help Bella overcome her fears, and give her the pleasure she's been craving. All human. (Not what i would really class as slash.)

Language & kink ahead. Over 18's only!

This is a companion piece to Debt Relief, Malfoy Style. Teenage Severus loses his virginity to a young Madam Pomfrey. Also contains SS/LM slash pairing.

I wrote this story two years ago for my birthday, it seems only fitting I repost it again on my birthday. I wrote it becaue I couldn't find any Eric, Godric, Pam, Sookie smut. So I wrote a dirty little story for myself.  This is very, very, very mature adult reading.

Garcia follows Morgan on a night out, and learns a lot more than she anticipated. I don't own a thing. Please read the author's note before continuing.

If he touched her, he could not talk to her.
If he loved her, he could not leave her.
If he spoke to her, he could not listen.
If he fought for her, he would never win...
ONE SHOT

Beautiful banner made by RandomNinjaNerd @ TDA

Set during DH, the student have taken up residence in the Room of Requirement. Luna catchs Neville engaging in a private act. I hope you like it.

Ever wonder why Severus decided to become a Death Eater in the first place? I know I do. Here's my take on what could have happed. Life is alway full of difficult choices. Sometimes it's hard to know how YOUR choice might effect someone else.

A smarter woman would have pushed him away, or closed her legs, or hell, got up and walked away.

Major Jasper Whitlock is one of the most feared and respected vampires of his time. Only the truly foolish would challenge him, and those foolish enough have met with an untimely end.

Jasper sets out on a mission to protect the supernatural and human world after visions from his sister Alice. Under the pretense of exposing a secret alliance between his former Master and leaders of the Romanian coven he sets out to Volterra to inform Aro Volturi of their intentions. Does Jasper have ulterior motives for informing the leader of the vampire world, or does it do it out of respect for authority.

AU. When a certain Hybrid named Klaus gets bored after killing Esther and putting back his brother Finn in a casket with the help of his family, he decides to throw a real party for selected people instead of the ball his mother had wanted to throw. Games series (Bonnie/multiple pairings, Endgame Kennett)

Instead of falling apart when Edward abandons her in the forrest in New Moon, Bella gets angry and is found by members of the Volturi.  She becomes an important piece in an ancient plan but she will get her revenge on the Cullen's.

WARNING:

This story will have you rethink the depravity of the living world when you see what they do to the undead.

So who's the most famous Scotsman? Montgomery Scott of course.  Enjoy at little story about Scotty, his kilt, and a young Ensign.

Rachel goes to an interesting club and finds Puck in an unnexpected situation.

A chance meeting in a bar brings fire back into the life of Erin Strauss. 

What if the uprising never happened? What if President Snow used Katniss, like he did Finnick? Would she have been sold to the highest bidder? This night was supposed to be magical but it slowly turned into just another nightmare.

Non-Canon/Slash: Continue with Edward and Jasper's on their life journey. Can Jasper learns to confront his past demons, and deal with threats to his family. Can Edward help him accept that he can't control everything, and to overcome his self doubt?

She didn't want to play games anymore.  Does he feel the same?

What's a Potion's Master supposed to do on the eleven hour flight from LAX to Heathrow?  Why join the Mile High Club of course. 

Hotch worries that his relationship with Dave will not survive with the secret he carries: that Emily is alive and he's kept them all in the dark. Established Hotch/Rossi relationship. Post-ep for "Hanley Waters". Slash.

Hermione's trying to enjoy a lovely dinner with her friends, Ginny and Draco Malfoy. She wasn't expecting Lucius.  A by request one shot.  Adult content, rated MA.

This is what I think SHOULD have happened in Ten Big Ones, when Ranger finds Stephanie in his bed. Rated Mature for Adult content.

Jasper can't hide the fact that he is totally infatuated with Edward. Everyone knows! Does Edward? Birthday present for my beta Harrytwifan! o/s

Emily leaves her life in the US for a few weeks in Paris with her Mother but when she meets a mysterious man will she fall head over heels or run the other way?

Hotch loves when Emily talks!

Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper has always said he has no use for human contact or "coitus". But how does he know? 

JJ and Hotch are sitting alone in a hotel room awaiting a jury's verdict, bored. JJ comes up with an idea to kill time: Strip Poker. JJ/Hotch. Three-shot. M-rating. Mature readers only! 3-shot.

Bella is fresh out of college and is coming back to Fork's high to replace her favourite teacher. Now she's all grown up they can give into the forbidden desires they denied themselves when she was his favourite student.

Alice comes home to find her brother there, with a boy... He thinks he's gay but isn't sure. While Jasper is definitely not gay, he says. But he can't help noticing how beautiful Edward is. And Alec thinks Edward is fun, but no one can know that. SLASH

Seth is very careful to not let his best friend Jasper know he is in love with him. The very sexy and very straight boy doesn't even know he's gay. But does Seth know everything about Jasper? AH-Slash-o/s

Stress causes an overwhelmed JJ to take an unexpected course of action.  This was written for ilovetvalot for all of the wonderful smut that she's given to me and also because April has been declared JJ/Rossi Smut Month for her.

"Wednesday; same time, same place." It's a statement, not a question. Can I say no? And do I even want to? Tangy citrus* as Bella explores a side she didn't know she possessed.

Welcome to Earth. The year is 2128. In the attempt to make inter-galactic peace, space stations were set up giving ambassadors from different planets the opportunity to work together. They shared ideas, cultures, and occasionally, a little bit more.

An entry for the 500 word quickie contest.

WARNING - Adult themes

Bella's had a rough year and is ready to turn her back on the holidays until a chance encounter leads her to find someone to take care of ALL of her needs. Soft BDSM E/B

A fake ID, a new sexy outfit, and two of my best friends life could ask for were supposed to be a recipe for an amazing night out, but what happens when someone from your past shows up in a place you would have never imagined.

Spoilers for Season 4. Mary asks for Marshall's help to induce her labor.

Winner of the Twi Girls Next Door 12 Days of Christmas Challenge.

Sisters, Alice and Bella are worried over their sick father. Bella takes it upon herself to travel through the woods to see Zafrina, the witch. She will be sent on a quest to prove her worthiness to save her father. Along the way, Bella will find herself bargaining favors with ogres (Emmett), elves (Carlisle) and even fairies (Edward)...which one will win her heart? Consider yourself warned that this will be an ADULT fairytale!

Sometimes opportunities present themselves & you have to make the most of them. What starts as an innocent camping trip among friends turns into so much more. E/J slash. NC-17 for mature themes. *2nd place winner for Judges & voters choice in the DYAC contest*

 Bella and Edward have been best friends forever and they've shared a lot of firsts. Now Bella wants to share one last one together. AU/slightly OOC Cannon pairings B/E And rated M for language and lemons!

It's Bella's birthday and with being a single mom, she'd rather stay at home with her son. But best friends Alice and Rose force her to go out for a night full of fun... And it may just turn out to be her best birthday ever.

She couldn't figure out how she always ended up in these situations, stuck under a desk in David Rossi's office.

Damon wakes Bonnie from a vivid dream... That isn't the only thing that Damon walks in on. (Bamon) 

Marie and Tony have been together for years and have found themselves in a rut. There are no magical trust funds or inheritances. Just real life and getting by. That is, until they seek out professional help and discover there is magic and mystery in the world.  BDSM/poly

*taking creative liberty and using Bella and Edward's middle names...

Ex-Senator Edward Cullen has denied himself the pleasure of living the BDSM lifestyle for years now. Shortly after deciding to seek a new sub, he meets artist Isabella Swan in the most unexpected place - her high-school graduation!

Fabulous blinkie by RoseArcadia

Lemons/DirtyWords/BDSM

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Big thanks to Twimarti my beta!