Fed up after watching Penelope at the Holiday party, Derek Morgan takes matters--and her--into his hands. I don't own a thing.

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Summary: The newly appointed King Edward has failed to produce an heir with his wife of fifteen years. At thirty years old Queen Tanya's chances of ever giving Edward a live son have greatly lessened. Edward's Privy Council have decided on a course of action: Queen Tanya will be asked to revoke the crown and her title as wife of Edward. Edward will then marry another. Many young ladies have been brought to court with the task of catching their king. Duty, Loyalty and Threats will bring England a queen who will change their king. But will it be for the better?

Rating for future content.

Can true love make the worst nightmare a beautiful dream? Bella is a troubled sixteen years old who is forced to marry her father's friend, thirty-five years old Edward Masen. Will he be her salvation? Will they find love in this odd situation? AH. Slightly OOC

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To the outside world, including thier friends and family, Edward and Bella are the perfect married couple.  Best friends, since junior high school, turned lovers... the inseparable pair married straight out of college.  They' ve shared everything from their first day of junior high, first school dance, first sexual experience, to the birth of their first child. Join Edward and Bella as the firsts just keep coming.  It will leave you asking, "Are things ever what they really seem?" 

This is my entry for the Twi Kinkfest!

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The Original Prompt: I´d like to see more lactation fetish fic – I only know of one fic about this, and I´m intrigued. ExB please, all human. Doesn´t have to be hucow, can be adult nursing.  Either or.

Rating: MA/NC-17

Warning: This story contains Infantilism and Erotic Lactation! If kink is not your thing, then you probably should move on!

18 and older please!

DISCLAIMER: TWILIGHT AND ALL ENTAILS, BELONGS TO STEPHANIE MEYER AND SUMMIT. ABSOLUTELY NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT WAS INTENDED!

Phoebe Grey never had many friends growing up. It’s hard to know if people like you for you or your father. Christian Grey is the richest man in Seattle and Phoebe has grown up under the constant companionship of her bodyguard Chuck Travis. Now it’s time for college and Phoebe is finally going to be just Phoebe, college freshman at Columbia University. Will she make friends without her father’s name and money to influence them?

Olivia Spade thought she'd lost the love of her life at 16, but ten years later Sebastian Grady returns. Everything is different, he is different, and nothing will be the same. Can they accept that the hands of fate have tied them together again? Can Olivia get past her fears that he will leave her like he did then? What happens when other factors enter their lives bent on tearing them apart?

Fate is strong, but is it strong enough?

President Edward Cullen decides to pass a bill that will change life as Bella Swan knows it. A misplaced Jimmy Choo and a stupid publicity stunt will change the lives of Edward and Bella. Are either of them ready?

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Revised April 2012: Bella Swan is a wallflower. Quiet and shy but with a secret lurking within her soul. Will her new professor and his TA be the ones to discover her secret and what will she think when she discovers theirs? Lemons galore. POLY B/E/J

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After searching for a century, I have found what I have been looking for, a human submissive. The fact that I am a vampire and she is my singer, will not deter me from having the only thing I have ever wanted more than human blood, her body. D/S BDSM EPOV AU

When Edward and Bella get back from Italy things have changed. Edward is restricting more and more of what she can do. Bella loses herself. She becomes rebelious Bella. Partying with the wolves, having wild nights out and going to jail. With Peter Whitlock she begins to find herself again. Join them on their journey.

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While on a much needed vacation, Bella discovers that it's not easy to leave work behind... and that this time, she doesn't really mind.

An endearing tale of trust, growth and love... all because of one special little girl and one little word.

Bella's life was irrevocably changed by the vampires who left her behind. Alone in the world now, she finds herself drawn to another. Fighting for her life has changed her and now, the new family she has found will change her as well...

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A troubling childhood has left Bella shy and scared of her own shadow. Her life is turned upside down when she is sent to live with the Dad and brother she never knew at the age of 15. Can Charlie and Emmett along with Edward and the gang help Bella? E/B, A/J Em/? *abuse is discussed*

My piece for Fandom for Tsunami releif. When Bella goes with Edward to meet his long time friend, Jasper Whitlock, she finds what she least expected.

What if Edward did not take the dramatic route and wait till noon to step into the sun in Volterra?  What if Alice and Bella were incapable of getting to him in time?  What if he was not the only casualty of bad timing and misread visions?

This story takes us down an alternate path than what we followed in New Moon.  The Cullen’s are no longer whole and Bella is so badly damaged that she may be unreachable as she closes herself off to the pain of the outside world.

Can a new love save her?  Can his voice pull her from the darkness?

This story is rated NC-17 for major angst, suicide and the possibility of far off lemons (who am I kidding?  If you have read any of my stories, you know there will be lemons…but not for a while).

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After spending 7 years in prison, Edward gets a new start in the fishing village of Corea, Maine. Can a little girl and her mom, Bella, see beyond his past and can they all find love again...or will the ocean swallow them whole?

Bella and Edward dated in high school When a tragedy occurs she is forced to move away from Forks. Six years later another tragedy occurs, but this time it brings her back to Forks. What happens when she spends Christmas Eve with the Cullens and she comes face to face with Edward for the first time since she broke his heart six years earlier.

Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?  All-Human

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Edward Cullan is the hottest movie star. Bella Swan is an art grad, in Italy for the summer. Their worlds collide in the most unlikely way.  He unlocks what she has hidden for so long - a dark side...

Re-write Of Not So Average.

Isabella Swans' Life at home is no fairytale. She struggles with her weight, depression and family. Eager to get away from her verbally abusive mother and start afresh, Isabella journeys to her first year of college, where she experiences hardships, friendships and Greeks. After seeing her first  Greek step-show and eyeing the most popular guy on campus Edward Cullen for the first time, the burn inside her to belong boils to the surface, but there is one obsticle in her way. Rosalie Hale...

Warning: This fic contains: Hazing, Bulimia, Sex,teasing, child abuse, Negligance, suicidal thoughts,OOC, and angst.

All actions that occur in this story are purely fictional.

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Renee is cutting Bella off. Bella needs money and Edward has a lot of it, but Bella gets more than she expected. Can she handle it or will it be too much? lots of fluff and lemons consentual spankings. R&R

A heartbreaking tail of Edward and Bella in foster care. How do you become a "normal" person after being abused in every way, brainwashed, and manipulated. can they make it life together or will it rip them apart?

This story contains physcial, mental, and sexual abuse. slight slash. this story may offend some, so don't read if you offend easily. very occ.

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Five years following the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married.  During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella.

Jasper/Bella Pairing.  Humor/Romance.  AU/OOC.

Rebel Bella has been shipped around the U.S. for years to different foster homes after being placed in Child Protective Services. What will happen when she is placed with uptight Edward and his family?  Adult language/Violence/Lemons

Bella, Rosalie, Alice and Esme are BFFs. While they're out camping together, they become the prey of unscrupulous hunters. A tale for adults with highly explicit sexual content. Rated M for all the things you can imagine, and maybe some you can't. Canon pairings.

After years away, Bella is returning to a place she thought she'd left behind and a man she thought never wanted to see her again. Love often comes when you least expect it. There are lies that need to be confessed and secrets to reveal.

On a far distant planet, Bella and Edward find love. A true love in a modern society that steps back into the recesses of time,

where dominant males seek out submissive females to complete their households.

No vampires, but plenty of aliens. This story includes:

Edward/Bella, Carlisle/Esme, Jasper/Alice, Emmett/Rosalie, Marcus/Didyme and the majority of characters that are involved in the original series.

AU, in-cannon, lemons, E/B, A/J, R/E, C/E

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Suddenly I realized the family had it wrong. I had it wrong. Jasper was not attacking me and Edward was not protecting me. AU OOC Rated NC-17 to be safe

My first story - This story was originally posted on FanFiction.net and is being reposted here due to the amount of fic's being deleted there.  5167 reviews and counting. Winner of two 'Everything's Bigger in Texas Award

 ***NOW COMPLETE***

Bella Swan had led a very ordinary life.  She'd married her college boyfriend only to be betrayed when he left her for another girl.  After the death of her father, she pulled out a map and threw a dart.  The implications of that one simple act would surprise her beyond her belief.  She found a home...she found a job...could she find love again after surviving a cheating husband?  Only time will tell.  What secrets will the beautiful stranger she meets have and how will she deal with them? 

AH/OOC.  Canon pairings, with twists.  NC-17 for dirty language, a smattering of BDSM, and the usual lemony goodness.  If you wouldn't read it with your mother standing over your shoulder, you shouldn't be reading it at all!

On a mid-September evening, Edward Cullen broke off his relationship with Bella and the entire Cullen family left Forks never to be seen again.

2 years have passed and now Bella Swan is a Psychology & English Literature undergraduate at MIT University. She has abandoned love and any sort of relationship, burying her self in her studies and a limited social life. But when an unexpected guest arrives at MIT during the fall, she finds herself reunited with The Cullens and embraces the dawning of a new threat on the horizon that could divide her and the Cullens for the last time.

Bella is desperate to find her libido that was last seen somewhere between marriage and having two kids.  On the night of her sixth wedding anniversary, can she find her missing mojo with the little help from some vibrating friends?

So this is a one shot I wrote to try and get my brain out of writer’s block.  Hopefully you guys will like it.    

When single Mom, Bella, opted to drive her children to Colorado for their visitation with their father, she never dreamed she would find something unexpected while stranded in a winter storm.  Can Edward heal Bella’s wounds and restore her faith in men, love, and herself?

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Eighteen year old Bella Swan has moved to the small Western town of Spoons Valley to meet up with her older brother, Emmet, after their parents' deaths.  She always figured that the Wild West that she read about would be like the descriptions in Harper's Weekly, but she didn't realize just how wild and dangerous things would get once she arrived.

AH.  Canon Couples.

One moment, I was a young, carefree girl and the next, I was writhing around on the ground, as the venom surged through my body. NC-17 for language and lemons.

Carlisle Cullen has been the object of Bella Swans fantasies for years. The problem with that is he’s a very bad boy. Hot tempered and tortured by his past. Can Bella break through his cold, hard mask and warm his icy heart? What secrets are hidden inside the home and hearts of Carlisle and his Brother and sister?

Story starts out light with some humor becomes more intense in later chapters.

All human characters….contains underage drinking, drugs, sex, abuse. 

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Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest

A tragic accident leaves Emmett with no choice. Guilt, abandonment and some crazy moments lead to an unlikely affair! LEMONS AND LANGUAGE ARE ADULT!

Sequel to Lustful Awakings. When Bella wakes up from her coma with no memory of her life with Edward, Jasper, and Alice, will they be able to help her remember? Will she still want them if she does remember? Same pairings as in LA. NC-17

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***SEQUEL TO THE VIRGIN SWAN AND THE CULLEN INTUITION***

The not-so-virgin Bella Swan is moving out of Forks and into Seattle with her beautiful tattooed fiance, Edward. When their perfect bubble pops, how will the maiden Swan fair in the Cullen's domain? Rated for Language and Lemons.



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This is my first fan-made banner!  SamasaurusRex did a great job!!  Thank you!!!

This is my SECOND fan made banner! I feel so special!!  michelleab09 from ff.net made this for me!  Thank you, lovely! Motorcycleward and Bikerella anyone?

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 A darker Edward learns a new technique from his brothers and starts a very special club, luring his new female classmates in. Will Bella be in or out? Can she handle the competition? Can Edward handle the competition when Bella and her friends are dragged into the dark world of the vampire's who want to collect them?

This story is a bit dark and different from the usual twilight vampire lore, so beware.

AU/OOC/Canon/Non-canon pairings. MATURE for dark adult themes and language, lemons

 Disclaimer: Twilight and all it’s characters belong to Stephanie Meyer.

Edward doesn't make it to the ballet studio on time. James has a fate in store for Bella far worse than death. One that she could have never imagined, even in her worst nighmares.

**This story includes graphic violence and sexual assault. If these topics offend you, please don't read any further.**

In a world where vampires rule, there are those who choose not to be ruled. Humans are running for their lives and trying not to get caught. Alice Brandon was one of them. Was. Finally caught, she is made a slave to serve a powerful owner. AU/OOC AxJ

Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.

Bella's a good girl, goes to a private girls school doesn't put a foot wrong. Goes out for one night with the girls and meets bad boy Edward who is from a public school and leads Bella off onto a different path..

Bella and the gang are the popular rich kids of Forks high, new teacher Mr. Cullen starts, B wants him right away. What starts out as a passionate affair ends up as a cataylyst for the obsession of a dangerous drug lord to take action. Lemons.

Be warned- this is not your average teacher/student story

Now completed- Thanks to all my readers and reviewers.

A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?